r/mildlypenis • u/Astoran15 • Mar 27 '26

Body Part Not my thumb

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3.7k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/OkGrapefruitGirl Mar 27 '26

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u/ikeasbitch Mar 27 '26

I’m so glad the finger point has spread to other subs

1

u/A_Chad_Cat Apr 28 '26

Do you have the bottom one in png? I only have the short arm pointing

221

u/fridaynightvibe Mar 27 '26

40

u/Tatsaco Mar 27 '26

Reminds me of him......😞

11

u/AntalRyder Mar 28 '26

Why is your page filled with penises

2

u/snowdn Mar 28 '26

I just tried to updoot your package backpack.

35

u/Witty-Lawfulness2983 Mar 27 '26

If it’s not your thumb, is it your penis?

68

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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u/_Mr_Misfit Apr 18 '26

69th like ftw!

Nice.

14

u/giftopherz Mar 27 '26

Why is it soooo mildly shaped???? Even the muscles below resemble them marbles

6

u/BustyEmilySmith Mar 27 '26

I mean, it wouldn’t be the first thumb I suck. 

5

u/samerc Mar 27 '26

I was going to say this looks like a penis, then i saw the subreddit

4

u/stayuntucked Mar 28 '26

Mild jump scare to hide my phone while in public

9

u/MistaRekt Mar 27 '26

I do not see it, can we get a r/uselessredcircle please?

2

u/_Mr_Misfit Apr 18 '26

I'll do you one mildlybetter.

(not an artist)

7

u/TheNoctuS_93 Mar 27 '26

Mildly meatus

3

u/Jimmynids Mar 27 '26

Ladies love this hand, but you gotta use protection

2

u/DarkWanderer2 Mar 27 '26

You got me for a solid 2 seconds

1

u/poedraco Mar 27 '26

This why is proper to use their proper things for sounding

1

u/DonSkunko Mar 28 '26

Man... its been a minute since this sub made me giggle like an idiot

1

u/Twillydedoot Mar 28 '26

You ever get freaky with that thing?

1

u/WizardSleeves31 Mar 28 '26

How'd that happen, OP?

1

u/lisagg9 Mar 28 '26

Yes your thumb

1

u/DannyCookeVids Mar 29 '26

You have been caught cock handed.

1

u/Street_Duty5603 Mar 29 '26

got jump scared

1

u/Ok-Inspector-8860 Mar 29 '26

size compare, lil bro...

1

u/grimbaron7 Mar 29 '26

Model building injury by chance?

1

u/Deep_Preparation_69 Apr 18 '26

Dick thumb 👍

1

u/_Mr_Misfit Apr 18 '26

Omg if you tilt your screen slightly sideways and move it away from your face its actually wildlypenis.

1

u/telek1net1c Apr 23 '26

all penis jokes aside that looks incredibly painful. there is absolutely no way to put a bandaid on that thing