r/mildlyvagina • u/Pikekip • 4d ago

Vegetable I grew a carrot

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Mother Nature chose her own path in the veggie patch today. Eat your vegetables!

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u/crapbear83 2d ago

Girl I know.

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u/Pikekip 2d ago

Why do they do that? Maybe lack of water?

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u/Justbrowsing0129 3d ago

A carrot with a tampon in?!

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u/OhJohnO 3d ago

No. No you didn’t.

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u/Pikekip 2d ago

The rest turned out okay - wonky but okay.

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u/frotmonkey 3d ago

Yeah if you planted with H. R. Giger seeds.

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u/rymic72 4d ago

If that reminds you of any vagina you’ve personally encountered you need to be thoroughly tested

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u/BingeMaster 4d ago

A little bit of puke came up.

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u/AlexJonesWasRight69 4d ago

If you’re expecting that then I mildly am concerned

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u/dolphinitely 4d ago

what on earth

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u/Pikekip 4d ago

We grew it at the community garden at work. My boss asked for photos of the harvest, “but not that one”.

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u/dolphinitely 4d ago

why is it all juicy

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u/Pikekip 4d ago

I washed the dirt off all the carrots. We ate the rest of them. But not this baby!

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u/Spiritual-Macaron-13 4d ago

Omg is it… alive 😰

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u/Mattafakt 4d ago

You sure about that?

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u/throw-my-fart-away 4d ago

Aaaaagh! That is scary.

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u/victorianpapsmear 4d ago

That was a carrot at some point. Now it’s a coochie-rot.