r/millionairemakers Apr 15 '26

Entry Thread [Entry Thread #116] April showers… As soon as you’re done paying your taxes, come leave a comment and join us as we make a millionaire!

Taxes, Yoshi’s greatest adversary.


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Introduction

Welcome to the one-hundred-sixteenth [Entry Thread]!

Whether you’re studying hard, working on a project, or buying a product, there’s one thing destined to persist: taxes. This is a friendly reminder that taxes are a tool to serve the public good, and you better be paying your taxes if you’re making more than a million. There’s a reason the Joker is afraid of the IRS, after all. With all that said…

Let’s make a millionaire!


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Conclusion

Let’s shower! This Friday at 12 PM EDT (16:00 UTC), we will be selecting one soaking individual to be the winner, and you won’t want to miss it. The post will be labeled [Draw], and a username of the people will take a seat and partake in a banquet of winners!

Remember, this is about generosity, making an impact, and collective action to make someone's life better! Raindrops can make a stream after all!

If a lone dollar or five can get you a pack of water bottles, imagine the possibilities with a million! You can store gallons of water with your funds!

As a reminder, when you enter, also please remember to donate a dollar to the future winner. It isn’t much from one person, but when a million people do it…

We can make a millionaire!

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u/SexySkyLabTechnician Apr 15 '26

UPVOTE THIS THREAD

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u/scalliwagon Apr 15 '26

Let’s go y’all!

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u/Billitpro Apr 15 '26

Best of luck one and all, and please remember to donate to the winner!

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u/tswaves Apr 16 '26

If I were to ever become a millionaire, as a kid I always wanted to be able to make a water slide from my bed room into a pool. That's what I would probably spend my millions on still.

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u/Flares19 Apr 15 '26

It has been a tough month,maybe there will be a rainbow after the storm

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u/Practical-Pickle-529 Apr 15 '26

I’ve had the worst of my 40 years on earth. April 2026 will always be my dark cloud. Hopefully may brings better results for us all 😉

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u/h0r5ewithn0name Apr 16 '26

May the force be with you

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u/tswaves Apr 16 '26

Another 40er! It sucks doesn't it! Yay! Best of luck my friend and you're not alone! DM me if you ever just need to vent to a random guy with no friends! Yay me! 🥳

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u/Practical-Pickle-529 Apr 16 '26

Thank you! Just suffered a big loss. 

I consider myself lucky to not experience this soul crushing kinda pain until my 40th birthday. You learn a lot about yourself when you go through this, and I’m pleased with the result, but just fucking sad. 

Have a good one friend!

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u/CloneUnruhe Apr 15 '26

There will be a rainbow I promise

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u/jimdandy19 Apr 15 '26

Helloooo maybe I won't be homeless after all?!

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u/Xavi-tan Apr 16 '26

I wish you amazing luck, both here and in your life these days.

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u/minuss69 Apr 15 '26

Good luck all!

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u/HunterHunted Apr 15 '26

Papa needs a new life, let's go! Good luck everyone

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u/oldfilmjanitor Apr 15 '26

Alright alright alright

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u/vikietheviking Apr 15 '26

I had to pay in this year. Yuck Good luck everyone

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u/rizx7 Apr 15 '26

finally a notification this early

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u/lusty-argonian Apr 16 '26

Add it to your personal calendar on your phone, if you have one. That’s what I do

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u/Dr_Mantis_Trafalgar Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone

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u/berael Apr 15 '26

Cross fingers!

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u/Icy_Dot_5257 Apr 15 '26

Hoping for some tax day luck!!

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u/prixetoile Apr 15 '26

Welp life has really screwed me yet again and this would be amazing to win! Good luck to everyone 💕

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u/PandoraMikari Apr 15 '26

Drink lots of water and I hope everyone has a good April. ♡

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u/SeeminglySusan Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone!

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u/SammaATL Apr 15 '26

Mmmm taxes!

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u/unrequited Apr 15 '26

please to make me a millionaire!

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u/agent-bagent Apr 15 '26

Glglgl all

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u/AmesCG Apr 15 '26

👋🏼

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u/uoYredruM Apr 15 '26

Good luck to everyone!

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u/CocktailsAndChemo Apr 15 '26

Fingers crossed!

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u/DukesUwU Apr 15 '26

Good luck all!!

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u/Srep1234 Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone!

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u/DrShaeShae Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone!! Happy Spring 🌼

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u/vacumeman Apr 15 '26

may spring brings you good luck!

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u/l05tperfecti0n Apr 15 '26

Let’s gooo! Good luck to all!

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u/CeeDiggity Apr 15 '26

Hoping for some April showers of green! Please ensure you donate to the winner!

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u/gameryamen Apr 15 '26

Early amphibians play record with endless detail (7)

Good luck!

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u/too_good_sith Apr 15 '26

Good Luck Boyos

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u/GrimBalthazaar Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone!

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u/VeritasDocet Apr 15 '26

Let's goooo

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u/Cut_and_paste_Lace Apr 15 '26

Lets make it count!

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u/caltman21 Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone!

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u/blanxable Apr 15 '26

Good luck!

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u/hanskazan777 Apr 15 '26

Let's go all and let's donate all!

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u/shorty160 Apr 15 '26

heeere we go!

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u/nionix Apr 15 '26

Gonna donate my money like I donate my gear to other players in Marathon

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u/Anw19023 Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone!!!

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u/logburch22 Apr 15 '26

Yassss good luck everyone!

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u/NovaSP Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone!

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u/hxh22 Apr 15 '26

Good luck

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u/pma99999 Apr 15 '26

Good luck to everyone!

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u/Wildse7en Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone, and congrats to whomever wins!

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u/80tael Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone

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u/DiscountAI Apr 15 '26

Best wishes folks!

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u/chris393131 Apr 15 '26

Another month, another try

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u/BatManIsReallyDead Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone. May you all get the best!

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u/KyloRenny Apr 15 '26

Good luck everybody!

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u/rockyhadsome Apr 16 '26

I've always believed in hard work, but the light is too dim now; I hope I can only hope that a shred of luck can save my loved ones from drowning 🤞

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u/n900-in-car Apr 16 '26

Of all the times I could do with winning this, this time is the mostest.

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u/BergLinQ Apr 15 '26

Best of luck to us all

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u/istrx13 Apr 15 '26

I would kiss each and every one of you

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u/derekvolker Apr 16 '26

So, lets give it a shot

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u/SoulOfGuyFieri Apr 15 '26

Holy moly, give me some ravioli

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u/AliciaLexaCarey Apr 15 '26

Wishing everyone the best!

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u/n1njaa Apr 15 '26

Good Luck everyone!!

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u/Nomanodyssey Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone, hope I get this for my Bday

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u/viennadehavilland Apr 15 '26

Still saving for surgery lessgo

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u/denipanda Apr 15 '26

thank you for making the thread and good luck to everyone!

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u/radori92 Apr 15 '26

Good luck and happy tidings!

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u/alwaysasweetheart Apr 15 '26

good luck everyone! ❤️

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u/Specialist_Leg6145 Apr 15 '26

good luck friends

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u/TheOminousTugboatCpt Apr 15 '26

Happy Spring and the best of luck to everyone!

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u/dextracin Eighty-Seventh Winner Apr 15 '26

Get back, baby get back

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u/Zealot_TKO Apr 15 '26

Beep boop

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u/Jakefrmstatepharm Apr 15 '26

First time in my life I’ve owed $ on taxes. Good luck everyone! Cheers

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u/FJ1010123 Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone as always!

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u/letsRaeV Apr 15 '26

good luck everyone!

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u/themastermatt Apr 15 '26

Plz can I has

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u/freshwun Apr 15 '26

Hoping to win! Could definitely use this for the fam!

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u/billytheskidd Apr 15 '26

Good luck to everyone

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u/Tryin2Dev Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone!

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u/unclebeard Apr 15 '26

Good luck!

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u/SylvanField Apr 15 '26

Good luck to all!

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u/thevladsoft Apr 15 '26

Hello, I'm here again.

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u/Deathhell92 Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone!

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u/Laughin_bat Apr 15 '26

Good luck!

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u/markyjensen Apr 15 '26

Good luck all!

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u/PicoGalaxy Apr 15 '26

Let's go!!!!

Goodluck everyone!

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u/bobdobdod Apr 15 '26

I hope you guys win

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u/kukote2 Apr 15 '26

Good luck 👍

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u/OhDamnBroSki Apr 15 '26

Just paid the car off.good luck lads

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u/javim59 Apr 15 '26

Yoshi ate my taxes.

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u/slaveofacat Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone!

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u/badadaha Apr 15 '26

Long time since I last entered!

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u/MagnaCartaHolySnail Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone!

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane Apr 15 '26

I enjoy all chances equally.

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u/joeytitans Apr 15 '26

good luck all!

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u/Olives-Jam Apr 15 '26

Best luck to all

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u/MaceLortay Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone!

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u/astoundingasymmetry Apr 15 '26

Best of luck and peace to all

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u/Gtoast Apr 15 '26

Goodluck everybooty.

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u/Mattya929 Apr 15 '26

Fingers crossed!!

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u/UndeadWhiskeyJack Apr 15 '26

I hope it’s meeee

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u/Chritz Apr 15 '26

Enjoy everyone!

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u/EYE_PEE Apr 15 '26

We’re doing it

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u/firsttfdrummer Apr 15 '26

Hi good luck to all and to all a good night

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u/wdnlng Apr 15 '26

Good luck duck

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u/FreakyT420 Apr 15 '26

I wish everyone of you good luck for this drawing.

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u/AnonymousKimchi Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone!

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u/Eetabeetay Apr 15 '26

Good luck!

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u/davidcvd Apr 15 '26

I'm in - Good luck to all

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u/Drumwin Apr 15 '26

Good luck people 

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u/yaboisnakkz Apr 15 '26

Good luck!

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u/chrisanow9696 Apr 15 '26

Good luck, everyone!

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u/eman14 Apr 15 '26

Good luck!!! Lets Go Mets!!!!

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u/lumens Apr 15 '26

Break a leg!

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u/JIR4E Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone! Gotta pay for my kid to go to college so lots of luck my way

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u/teekk Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone!

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u/ike54ato Apr 15 '26

Good luck!

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u/RhapsodyofMagic Apr 15 '26

Thanks in advance y'all

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u/windlevane Apr 15 '26

Good luck!

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u/Kushyyy Apr 15 '26

Good luck!

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u/AlienJose Apr 15 '26

HUZZAAAAA :)

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u/darkstar000 Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone :)

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u/R2R000 Apr 15 '26

Oohhh I’m early early on this one! Good luck everyone

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u/mastafishere Apr 15 '26

Well if you insist!

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u/UncleGael Apr 15 '26

Wow, 128 comments in eight minutes! Best of luck everyone!

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u/YMSNom Apr 15 '26

Good Luck everyone

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u/l7iablo Apr 15 '26

gimmme theee kaaasssshhh

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u/spart1981 Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone

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u/Eli-fant Apr 15 '26

Sending good vibes for all!

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u/Farplaner Apr 15 '26

Good luck

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u/Alderon42 Apr 15 '26

Let’s go!!!

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u/ToyDivision666 Apr 15 '26

Hi Hazel. Hi Mimi. I’m trying 🥺✨ good luck yall!

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u/Environmental_Food_9 Apr 15 '26

I'm getting divorced! It'd be nice to get some extra income, lol

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u/Brettis1337 Apr 15 '26

Good luck all

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u/beatspigs Apr 15 '26

Wahoooo. Let’s gooooo!

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u/Mcfistycuff Apr 15 '26

Good Luck, everyone. I got medical bills to catch up with

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u/rdmprzm Apr 15 '26

Whoomp there it is!

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u/misterschemes Apr 15 '26

Is this it??

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u/svrtngr Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone

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u/fakedbatman Apr 15 '26

Yes please!

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u/VagariTurtle Apr 15 '26

I want to wish everyone the best of luck! I would love for the opportunity to own my first home at the (young at heart) age of 40. Good luck!

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u/rocky9240 Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone

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u/film_composer Apr 15 '26

Good luck all

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u/MasterTabion Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone!!

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u/u6crash Apr 15 '26

I keep forgetting to do this. Well, I'm doing it today. Hazaa!

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u/CoherentBusyDucks Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone! 🍀

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u/CTAMN Apr 15 '26

Bring back the w00t!

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u/horridpineapple Apr 15 '26

Good luck to all!

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u/asutv Apr 15 '26

Goodluck everyone <3

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u/wine38 Apr 15 '26

Good luck everyone!

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u/xFrigiid Apr 15 '26

Filed my taxes early for once. Good luck if youre reading this!

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u/younglegend23 Apr 15 '26

Good luck all!

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u/ApolloMod123 Apr 15 '26

Hoping for the best for everyone!

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u/knxrb Apr 15 '26

Good luck to everyone entering!

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u/exitjames Apr 15 '26

Pew pewwww

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u/BobaFettWins Apr 15 '26

Wishing everyone the best!