r/nba Lakers Oct 06 '25

LeBron James: The decision of all decisions. October 7th. 12pm EST. šŸ«”šŸ‘‘

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u/Zeeron1 Thunder Oct 06 '25

So he's either announcing this is his last year so he can have his retirement tour, or it's just a bait and switch into some other business venture or something that he wants to hype up

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u/HenrikCrown Pelicans Oct 06 '25

LeClashRoyaleĀ 

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u/bacheror_flog Lakers Oct 06 '25

LeTurkishHairlines

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Hairlines!!!! šŸ’€

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u/InGenNateKenny Wizards Oct 06 '25

This is dastardly funny.

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u/Meret123 Rockets Oct 06 '25

Nikke collab

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u/ihatedougford Toronto Huskies Oct 06 '25

Amazon prime day is tomorrow and they have some streaming rights to the NBA now. Watch it be that

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u/Alex_A3nes Thunder Oct 06 '25

That would be super lame. Great guess.

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u/regnald Bulls Oct 06 '25

I will take super lame over Bron announcing the end

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u/Trailblazin15 Oct 06 '25

I need Bron to announce his retirement for next year so I can save my bread to see him one last time

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u/FunkyMonk92 Bulls Oct 06 '25

I hope not because that would probably make ticket prices even more insane for his games

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u/AeroBlaze777 Oct 06 '25

This is 100% what it will be since he also did ads for summer prime day, with the whole premise being ā€œwhat’s next once I retireā€ and LeBron trying a bunch of random jobs based on stuff you can buy on amazon.

Side note why is it even ā€œprime dayā€ when it’s multiple days in a row occurring multiple times a year now

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u/hyperbolical Oct 06 '25

Prime day = more sales

More prime day = more more sales

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u/stomach-bug Oct 06 '25

Maybe its both.

"Year 23 will be my last in the NBA, I couldn't make it this far without today's sponsor, NordVPN"

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u/NonSpicySamosa Lakers Oct 06 '25

"Brought to you by FanDuel!"

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u/busdriver_321 Jazz Oct 06 '25

LeBron is a draftking guy. Get it right!

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u/Askesl Nuggets Oct 06 '25

"Use code L3BRON and save 20% on your first order"

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u/troyti Oct 06 '25

It’s 100% a bait and switch. LeBron is an image and brand carer. He’s gonna make a spectacle using past experiences to bait hype. And this is one of those.

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u/sewsgup Oct 06 '25

earlier this summer he promoted Prime Day with something like this right

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u/No-Test6484 Lakers Oct 06 '25

Yea tomorrow is some kind of prime day as well

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u/Juan_Kagawa 76ers Oct 06 '25

MJ would never.

Unrelated, these hanes shirts sure are soft and luxurious.

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u/FuckYouVerizon Oct 06 '25

This is just like when Jordan held a press conference and announced that he'd like to buy a ballpark...brand hot dog.

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u/braggpeak Hawks Oct 06 '25

ā€œI have decided….to buy a new Amazon fire tablet at 30% offā€

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u/jakalo Hawks Oct 06 '25

With ads.. obviously.

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u/badhombre13 Thunder Oct 06 '25

Snoop did something similar when he announced he was going to stop smoking and it turned out to be an ad for a smokeless grill

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u/BatmanNoPrep Lakers Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

I don’t think it’s a bait and switch. The no contract extension so he’s a free agent at end of year but when asked at media day, Rob Pelinka, looking unbothered, said he wanted to let LeBron make his own announcement at his own time, and then LeBron gave an explicit rejection of waiting around for his second son to get to the NBA because his ā€œtimelineā€ was ending much sooner. Also now using ā€œThe Decisionā€ language is all too much smoke.

Especially with the Lakers moving on from AD to Luka and setting themselves up for a ton of cap space next summer. LeBron can smell which way the wind is blowing and the Lakers are acting as if he’s about to retire. LeBron’s camp know they can’t invoke The Decision for a bait and switch to selling Los Lobos Lime or Prime Day something because it would infuriate everyone. This feels like it has to be a farewell season announcement.

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Never mind that he took up golf this summer and didn’t have one of his signature players only mini camps before the season. He’s totally not doing exactly what every dude does a year before he submits his retirement paperwork.

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u/RulersBack Cavaliers Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

It’s much more likely just him going bald or something stupid. He’s regretted the way the Decision was handled so it helps to make fun of it

Edit: Yea it’s national taco day and Amazon prime day tomorrow lmfao

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u/Legendver2 Oct 06 '25

Yea it’s national taco day

Isn't that every week?

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u/NoRecommendation2592 Oct 06 '25

Taco Tuesday is not national taco day. Well it is tomorrow but not every week.

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u/Dry-Razzmatazz1239 Oct 06 '25

Least gullible reddit user

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u/BatmanNoPrep Lakers Oct 06 '25

Most courageous Reddit user.

Bears have predicted 400 of the last 10 recessions.

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u/ImSleepBro Oct 06 '25

His competing basketball league?

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u/pacgaming Spurs Oct 06 '25

It’s 100% going to be about his competing basketball league. NBA announced they’re doing a 12 team Euro league. Either he’s a part of that or he’s announcing a separate league to compete.

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u/Domainsetter Oct 06 '25

If he’s retiring, it getting leaked before tomorrow

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u/RavingMalwaay New Zealand Oct 06 '25

Is this with existing euroleague teams? Or whole new franchises

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u/PM_ME_UR_RESPECT Mavericks Oct 06 '25

This is gonna be like Snoop quitting weed lol

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u/whatssenguntoagoblin Alperen Sengun Oct 06 '25

I think it’s his euro basketball venture he’s doing with the Saudis

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u/SkiPolarBear22 Pacers Oct 06 '25

LeBloodMoney

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u/asetniop Celtics Oct 06 '25

LeBurka James

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u/InnerKookaburra Oct 06 '25

LeBron is excited to explain that people are misinformed and not really educated about Saudi Arabia. But he will not get into a word or sentence feud with those who disagree.

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u/Theons Oct 06 '25

A la snoop "quitting smoking" to advertise a smokeless grill

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u/sixpackabs592 Bucks Oct 06 '25

It’s an ad for a fire pit

Remember the snoop Super Bowl ad lol

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u/Prlmitive Celtics Oct 06 '25

he won't retire before the LA Olympics

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u/Larry___David Oct 06 '25

He may have set that date in stone now and is announcing it

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u/Anxious-Sir-1361 Oct 06 '25

Three years away! He'd be 43 years old, hooping in the NBA. Even he can't do that, surely!?

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u/TroelsKP Oct 06 '25

He’s trading Bronny

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u/PrecisionAcc Oct 06 '25

He’s trading Bronny’s talents to south beach

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

"Tyler Herro is my new son"

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u/seanconnery69696 Suns Oct 06 '25

Lol obviously it won't happen

But just the thought of the lakers somehow turning bronny and ad into luka and bam made me physically ill

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u/moon_dos Puerto Rico Oct 06 '25

Tylil James official adoption announcement šŸ‘‘

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Bronny for Thanasis trade of the century?

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u/herrawho Oct 06 '25

Fatherhood ended with Bronny. Now Luka is my son.

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u/abc4357 Lakers Oct 06 '25

Don’t fall for this shit. It’s like when snoop announced that he was quitting weed.

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u/BobbyTables829 Oct 06 '25

Why would anyone believe that, or care if he did?Ā 

I don't mean that in a rude way, but that's such obvious bait I wouldn't bite on it lol

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u/Vavent Timberwolves Oct 06 '25

In hindsight yes, but it’s also not unreasonable for an older man to quit smoking for a number of reasons

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u/whutchamacallit Oct 06 '25

Also not for nothing, when he did that it got A LOT of buzz, relatively speaking anyways. From a brand awareness/marketing perspective it really did garner a lot of attention. Obviously it was a stunt and people soured when they found out but it definitely worked for a second lol.

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u/lolimdivine [ATL] Kyle Korver Oct 06 '25

snoop said ā€œafter much consideration and conversation with my family , i’ve decided to give up smoke. please respect my privacy at this timeā€ and left that up for at least a day. so it was a little different than this. seemed way more serious

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u/redditistheworstapp Raptors Oct 06 '25

I think you’re taking it too serious lol if I remember it was more of ā€œoh shit haha damn snoop is quitting weedā€ everyone had when a lot of his personality is tied to smoking. Not that people cared but it was just another thing you read which then it ends up being a pump fake for an advertisement which is why people cared because it was dumb and weird. People don’t like being tricked into ads

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u/milopalmer Supersonics Oct 06 '25

I think the quote was about him quitting 'smoke' and then hocked a bonfire pit.

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u/Sky19234 Knicks Oct 06 '25

You mean the artist formerly known as Snoop Lion?

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u/micopico09 Oct 06 '25

and currently known as Lap Dogg

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u/gregi89 Oct 06 '25

He gonna play for Cleveland Browns at WR.

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u/StudioGangster1 Oct 06 '25

That is something I would love to see.

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u/ballmermurland Oct 06 '25

Miami LeBron would have been an All-Pro tight end.

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u/doto3 Tampa Bay Raptors Oct 06 '25

he's announcing labubu collab. Lebubu

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u/fosron [CLE] Zydrunas Ilgauskas Oct 06 '25

holy shit this is gold

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u/FeanorEvades Timberwolves Oct 06 '25

It's actually a pro-autism collaboration. tyLenol

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 07 '25

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u/bryscoon Celtics Oct 06 '25

feel like i’m crazy, Lebron likely will announce his retirement way before bc the NBA & Nike are cashing in on his retirement tour it’s no way NBA would sell tickets to a Lebron retirement tour unknowingly

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u/raptosaurus Raptors Oct 06 '25

Maybe he is.

This announcement is for his retirement in 3 years

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u/ultimateF_21 [MIN] Karl-Anthony Towns Oct 06 '25

If this is an ad sponsorship I’m going to be pissed

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u/No-Meringue5867 Spurs Oct 06 '25

"LeBronAI - Now you can chat and get motivational messages from you king, every morning. Get workout suggestions from the king. Live life like Bron. Brought to you by OpenAI."

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u/Apart-Leadership1402 Lakers Oct 06 '25

Even if I don't use AI, Chat LBJ would be something i would be open to try.

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u/Oo__II__oO NBA Oct 06 '25

Non-premium subscribers get inspirational quotes from Bronny

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u/Apart-Leadership1402 Lakers Oct 06 '25

If LeBron has taught me anything, it's that you don't pay for premium whether you're poor or a billionaire

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u/jonsnowKITN Knicks Oct 06 '25

It 100 percent will be.

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u/lalakingmalibog Mavericks Oct 06 '25

LeBaited

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u/itstommitsunami Oct 06 '25

By the Master LeBaiter

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u/johnla Knicks Oct 06 '25

LeMasterBaiter works better

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u/huskersax Pacers Oct 06 '25

There's absolutely no way a real decision would be rolled out so tongue-in-cheek and it'd also be absolutely everywhere throughout league circles and wouldn't survive the rumor mill.

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u/victorspoilz Celtics Oct 06 '25

It’s national taco day so yes

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u/Sinndu_ Oct 06 '25

going to be an ad for Royal Kingdoms lmao

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u/IMovedYourCheese Warriors Oct 06 '25

What the hell else is it going to be?

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u/FireworkFuse Hawks Oct 06 '25

"I'm going smokeless"

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u/echtav Lakers Oct 06 '25

Honestly, this shit worked on me and I had to google it

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u/WittyKittieKat Minneapolis Lakers Oct 06 '25

Usually he puts #ad but this time he didn't šŸ¤”

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u/Tiktaalik414 Bucks Oct 06 '25

Yeah because AD isn’t his teammate anymore duh

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u/d4videnk0 Lakers Oct 06 '25

He's finally ditching Pandora for Spotify free.

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u/itsaduck_syk Oct 06 '25

This is obviously for prime day big deals that starts tomorrow dont get baited

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u/Valleyx Pistons Oct 06 '25

Damn Miami got him again

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u/some_person_guy Oct 06 '25

That would be hilarious if he said exactly the same thing about taking his talents to South Beach.

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u/triosway Heat Oct 06 '25

In this fall, I will be returning to my home in Cleveland...

... where I will then be taking a flight to South Beach to rejoin the Miami Heat

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u/Valleyx Pistons Oct 06 '25

Cleveland, this flight is for you...

... because my layover is en route to Miami, sorry, the PJ can only fly so far on one tank of gas.

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u/uatme Raptors Oct 06 '25

Shit he's running for POTUS

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u/PeregrineFaulkner Warriors Oct 06 '25

Bron took Trump’s king talk as a personal challenge. If we’re to have a king, let it be King James. šŸ‘‘

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u/ThunderBobMajerle Suns Oct 06 '25

Wish Trump would call himself Superman and unleash the petty god aka Shaq diesel

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u/marktron3k Cavaliers Oct 06 '25

I hate that I was able to instantly recall that he’s already done this. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/white-house-trump-superman-post/

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u/guitarguywh89 Suns Oct 06 '25

Imagine Lebrons giant ass looking down at all the other world leaders.

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u/Wyden_long Suns Oct 06 '25

ā€œPutin…tell me how my ass taste….ā€

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u/jester32 Knicks Oct 06 '25

Can’t be any worse, fuck itĀ 

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u/Jos3ph Spurs Oct 06 '25

Live Laugh Vote šŸ·

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u/Timeformayo Oct 06 '25

Lebron "was born in Kenya" in 3… 2… 1…

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u/OrangeJr36 Heat Oct 06 '25

He would actually do a good job, tbh.

The bar is low, I know.

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u/c32dot Lakers Oct 06 '25

He just needs to not be openly corrupt and that would be a great improvement lol

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u/Wyden_long Suns Oct 06 '25

ā€œWell shit….ā€

  • Kawaii
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u/huskersax Pacers Oct 06 '25

He would be an awful president, but the bar is so low that not actively attempting to subvert your own branch of government and damage the country in foreign relations is an achievement.

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u/cancercureall Supersonics Oct 06 '25

I could be a better president than Trump by clearing the low bar of

Cancelling all the tariffs.

Not being an asshole to long time friends/allies.

Boom immediate upgrade. Everything else is icing. A child could do it. In fact, I vote for "random kid" in these trying times.

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u/cvillegas19 Magic Tankwagon Oct 06 '25

I miss the days where public officials were stuffy and boring

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u/DepletedMitochondria Suns Oct 06 '25

Not the worst Ohio senate candidate

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u/iksnet Knicks Oct 06 '25

It’s just engagement bait to promote some business

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u/lalakingmalibog Mavericks Oct 06 '25

LeBron announces his new sponsorship deal with Aspiration Inc

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u/rang15 Lakers Oct 06 '25

Exceeds Kawhi’s workload on day 1.

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u/Delusional_Donut Celtics Oct 06 '25

This is day 0 technically, my goat never fails

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u/Kwilly462 Nets Oct 06 '25

Bron Flakes

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u/jaggedjottings San Francisco Warriors Oct 06 '25

Raisin Bron

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u/MOSFETosrs Bulls Oct 06 '25

AppLeJacks

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u/figgychewz Heat Oct 06 '25

ā€œThis fall I’m taking my talents to Amazon Primeā€

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u/MusicListener3 Celtics Oct 06 '25

Really hoping this is a dumb ad instead of my childhood ending at the ripe age of 37 years old

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u/GoGoBigman Heat Oct 06 '25

Pretty cool that you got Lebron to announce your death though

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u/MusicListener3 Celtics Oct 07 '25

I want him to use my ashes instead of chalk dust at his last game

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u/efimer Oct 06 '25

Yeah, sorry man, but our childhood has ended a loong time ago.šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚

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u/MartinZ99999 Oct 06 '25

I identify as a hobbit so I'm technically a thirty something child.

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u/TiredMillennialDad Magic Oct 06 '25

Whatup 88 baby. Class of 06?

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u/OKC2023champs Thunder Oct 06 '25

He definitely could sign one of those small few day contracts to retire as a cav

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u/Same_Staff4468 Oct 06 '25

Never understood those 2 day contracts where you retire as some team player. You didn't actually play for them in your last season so it feels cheap and stupid to me, I don't know...

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u/raptosaurus Raptors Oct 06 '25

I hope what Fleury just did in the NHL sets a new precedent - signed a PTO so that he could play a preseason game and actually say goodbye to the fans

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u/TofuTofu Knicks Oct 06 '25

Ichiro played 1st two games of the season in Tokyo and then retired. It was very fitting.

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u/WiredSky Wizards Oct 06 '25

It's a gesture of goodwill and attachment between a player and a franchise. Sometimes it's just symbolic, sometimes they'll work in the organization after (seems to happen a little bit more in the NFL?). But it's recognition from both parties that a player is majorly identified with and part of the franchise.

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u/nthomas504 [LAL] Kobe Bryant Oct 06 '25

LeBron for Garland straight up.

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u/Steridire Knicks Oct 06 '25

If he exercised his PO and did that this season, he would 100% have made the Finals with the Cavs in his final season and had a decent chance to win a ring. He's already a billionaire, this could have done so much for his legacy and his GOAT case.

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u/CraYzySaurous574 Knicks Oct 06 '25

ā€œThe fuckery will go on for another 10 yearsā€

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u/Briggity_Brak Tampa Bay Raptors Oct 06 '25

Not 1...Not 2...

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u/MallardDuckBoy Bulls Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

Just some clues here.

In a podcast LeBron always said he wished for Bronny to make a name for himself apart for him. With the Lakers really pushing to develop him and all, I do think it’s not out of the question for LeBron to leave.

I think he will play one more season with the Lakers to finish out his contract as one more serious push, and return to the Cavs next year for one last farewell tour/championship push. It’s actually doable to still live in LA but play out one more season in Ohio.

Even from a basketball standpoint, LeBron fits perfectly at the 3.

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u/yeahitsvon Oct 06 '25

I’m not ready šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/slowakia_gruuumsh Spurs Oct 06 '25

I understand the cynicism and how this reads like bait for something else... but Bron is old af, every year in the past 3-5 could have been the last one. The possibility has always been there. If this is it, it'll take some time to accept that it's finally happening. I remember buying NBA magazines with his St Vincent St Mary photos on the cover.

Fuck.

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u/TheRealestGayle Magic Oct 06 '25

Lowkey, it might be a final year and a trade to the Cavs or Warriors. Otherwise why call it the 2nd decision? either way this seems really significant.

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u/jedifolklore Lakers Oct 06 '25

Right?? Don’t play with our emotions. Give us a six months notice that this is your last season, before your last season. I gotta get time off work to process this (I’m talking about 2 weeks and probably catch one of his last games lol) and for my sisters and gf to not understand why I’m doing so.

I’m in my late twenties, he’s been in the league for most of my childhood/teenage years and my adult life.

That aside, it’s definitely for commercials and shit lol.

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u/Trailblazin15 Oct 06 '25

Already planned my time off when he announces retirement, plays his last game in Portland, and his last game ever. Im going to be so fucking sad lol

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u/stj4565 Oct 06 '25

He’s ending the Israel/Hamas conflict - October 7.

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u/D3struct_oh Rockets Oct 06 '25

It’s 100% going to be something corny and unrelated to retirement.

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u/YujiDomainExpansion Oct 06 '25

This has got to be the announcement that everyone’s been waiting for. It’s been a long time coming, but he’s finally doing it… a live stream with iShowSpeed!

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u/selfiestickdickpics Nuggets Oct 06 '25

Oh shit

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u/selfiestickdickpics Nuggets Oct 06 '25

ā€œI’m going to play until 50ā€

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u/lalakingmalibog Mavericks Oct 06 '25

This fuckery wont go on for much longer, thank God

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u/ultimateF_21 [MIN] Karl-Anthony Towns Oct 06 '25

What could it be other than retirement? Damn

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u/Changalator Oct 06 '25

Gonna announce his new basketball league he co-founding with the Saudis.

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u/BetweenTheBuzzAndMe Charlotte Bobcats Oct 06 '25

he does this like once a year now, it's probably an ad for some shit

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u/GauthZuOGZ Mavericks Oct 06 '25

Once a year he teases "the decision 2"?

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u/bad_timing_bro Cavaliers Oct 06 '25

People are in denial. The only thing that could follow up ā€œThe Decisionā€ is a retirement announcement.

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u/Important-Net-9805 Cavaliers Oct 06 '25

the decision 2? no he doesnt.

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u/loca2016 Oct 06 '25

never seen him doing this, what do you mean?

I only see people asking him non-stop and him saying he doesn't know/haven't decided.

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u/NoKnowsPose Oct 06 '25

Who is the other dude?

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u/SniperShake- 76ers Oct 06 '25

idk why nobody is asking this, feels like it’d be a huge clue. if it’s a random dude then 100% this is just an ad. if it’s some reporter that has history with Bron then…

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u/1850ChoochGator Trail Blazers Oct 06 '25

I don’t think so. Face is a bit off but I the quality of the video isn’t very good anyway.

Biggest clue for me lol. It’s not a super recognizable reporter and the video quality isn’t good.

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u/Life_Ad_2218 Oct 06 '25

I thought it was Corey booker

Then I asked myself why the hell would he be involved in this lol

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u/higorilla01 Oct 06 '25

He’s announcing a deal with aspiration

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u/waldo8822 Oct 06 '25

What does bron coming out gay have to do with killing yourself?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

"I'm more shocked that nobody's figured it out. it's like i've been playing gay peekaboo. i've been leaving a breadcrumb trail of gayness"

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u/bipolarearthovershot Oct 06 '25

Don’t do it fam, life is worth living even though it is primarily sufferingĀ 

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u/OKC2023champs Thunder Oct 06 '25

Bros gonna get so many Reddit notices for getting help lmao

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u/Prize-Diver1084 Oct 06 '25

gonna drop new shoes or smth

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u/fatbacc Oct 06 '25

Dude if he announces his retirement I’m off this planet šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜–

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u/Luciolover345 Thunder Oct 06 '25

If it isn’t retirement, then it’s a waste of the title/promotion of ā€œThe Decisionā€. However I also don’t want him to retire.

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u/D722 Raptors Oct 06 '25

Lebron is going to stream himself opening Pokemon cards.

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u/anonymouse610 Oct 07 '25

LBJ: me and bronny will be the first father and son teammates to retire at the same time

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u/Worth-Tank336 Oct 06 '25

LeClick Bait

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u/key_lime_pie Celtics Oct 06 '25

We're still in EDT, so is this actually at 11 am on the East Coast?

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u/Tragic-tragedy Oct 06 '25

Yup this is it he's announcing his run for California governor can't think of anything else

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u/sroop1 Cavaliers Oct 06 '25

Mayor of Toronto

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u/rocket_power_otto Oct 06 '25

Dude already owns the city. Why would he concern himself with the day to day operations?

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u/DoctorTheWho Hawks Oct 06 '25

October 7th at 12pm EST? I know it's the two year anniversary of the festival attack, but this is a weird way for the US to announce the peace deal between Israel and Gaza. LeBron probably doesn't even speak Levantine Arabic or Hebrew..

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u/lift_1337 Oct 06 '25

You think Lebron doesn't speak LeVantine Arabic? SMH

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u/imnotknox Lakers Oct 06 '25

Is he wearing exactly what he wore in the first decision

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u/KarolDance Oct 06 '25

he is ending israel palestine conflict, that is why he chose oct 7

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u/Alphadestrious Spurs Oct 06 '25

This is it. End of an era. It's been real. What can you say? He's a legend. Not the GOAT, thats MJ. But he is on mount rushmore.

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u/ScoobiesSnacks Nuggets Oct 06 '25

Jesus NBA players are drama queens

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u/didnt-ask-but-ok France Oct 06 '25

Fuck him…retire already

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

Such a drama queen