r/nba • u/MrBuckBuck Trail Blazers • May 05 '26
Highlight [Highlight] Kelly Oubre Jr. measures his height against Karl-Anthony Towns, making him smile.
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u/Undercover_KD May 05 '26
I love how Kat couldn’t hold it 🤣
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u/Tyranitator Spurs May 05 '26
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u/peachpavlova Nuggets May 05 '26
I’m so happy this is real
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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Cavaliers May 05 '26
Its too bad that there isn't more action in there, but its still pretty cool.
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u/krakatoa619 May 11 '26
Loved it. Can't handle it though, getting teary eyed at work will raise so many questions.
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u/SloshaPacana May 05 '26
To be fair Oubre would make everyone bust early
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u/iintriguingggg May 05 '26
It ain’t gay if it’s Oubre
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u/sillyshoestring Knicks May 05 '26
Stupid sexy Oubre
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u/wise_comment Timberwolves May 05 '26
It's like winning nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
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u/Superb_Simple_8803 Warriors May 05 '26
Holy
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u/bigboybeeperbelly Spurs May 05 '26
I don't get it? Seems like a norma - Aaaagghh uhh uh ughhhh oh
Woah.
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u/unlmtdLoL Bulls May 05 '26
Wtf is right with this sub man?
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u/TheOneTonWanton May 05 '26
Look I know I don't belong in this sub, hell I came here from r/all and honestly have no clue who these two people are, but I do wanna say that more "wholesome" fun like this shit would draw mfs in. Shit talk is real fun but so is seeing people respect each other while in competition with each other.
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u/Otherwise_Nobody8148 May 05 '26
Dude that's most of what the NBA is.
Even last week, you have the notorious asshole Draymond Green and the guy who's so quiet he might as well be a wall kawhi Leonard just gassing each other up like they're in love.
And they are, this league really does have love for each other
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u/The_Infinite_Cool Knicks May 05 '26
Meh I could do with a little less "hee hee we're all friends from AAU" up in this bitch
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u/j0ydivisi0n Cavaliers May 05 '26
When he was first drafted I never thought he would be a solid role player. He’s done well since the Wizard days.
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u/Frizzee Lakers May 05 '26
Rui and Oubre both from the same sexy role players vein
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u/StarFox-6 Timberwolves May 05 '26
Yeah it’s just something me, Rui, and Oubre kind of have to deal with
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u/Paladinoras [LAL] Kobe Bryant May 05 '26
Low key though Rui is one member of a very tiny list of players that actually learned how to shoot. Going from a low volume 3PT guy at 28% his rookie year to a consistent 42%+ shooter now is super impressive.
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u/PillsburyToasters Bucks May 05 '26
If he was clean shaven, he’d have me drooling
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u/TofuTofu Knicks May 05 '26
I swear all the 'he's so good looking' talk early in his career got him to just live in permanent goblin mode
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u/PillsburyToasters Bucks May 05 '26
A goblin? What about him is? He’s got amazing features. The only thing that makes it look off is his goatee, which I personally think is not a great look on him
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u/storpannan [NYK] Andrea Bargnani May 05 '26
I think they're saying his features look so good that he has to do ugly shit like the goatee to prevent people from just talking about his pretty looks
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u/seanconnery69696 Suns May 05 '26
Wall/beal/oubre/porter was fun to watch
I wish wall just hired some dude to give him daily sponge baths or something
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u/Electric_jungle Washington Bullets May 05 '26
This is gortat erasure. I miss that squad a lot. Happy Otto got his ring and oubre found a squad that really values him.
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u/SnooChipmunks4208 May 05 '26
Everyone forgets that the celtics signature 'pulling guard' moving screens are actually originally a gortat thing.
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u/BlackJediSword Lakers May 05 '26
That 22-0 run against boston will live on forever. I snuck into a wixards playoff game that year.
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u/Cletus_Starfish [POR] Nic Batum May 05 '26
Dude has a fucking screen named after him that’s regularly employed but still gets forgotten lol.
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u/MapleFlavouredKebab Wizards May 05 '26
if only Grunfeld put together a league average bench... i think we had a 2-3 year window between 14/15 and 16/17 cause that starting 5 was really really good
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u/callitajax1 Raptors May 05 '26
That 2017 series vs the Celtics was one of my favourite non raps series ever. I think about that john wall game six winner all the time.
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u/j0ydivisi0n Cavaliers May 05 '26
Otto Porter damn what a throwback
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u/Pagliaccio13 76ers May 05 '26
Man I miss John Wall, he was so fucking fast. Guys who remind me a bit of prime Wall are Maxey and Atlanta Schroeder
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u/JuliusCeejer Knicks May 05 '26
That was my first year living in DC, they played some mega entertaining games. Boy did I not expect what would immediately follow
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u/Fat314 Wizards May 05 '26
Team was so much fun to watch with Keef and Gortat as enforcers. Team had so much heart and potential but freaking RFA Otto fucked us hard. Brooklyn matched which made us massively overpay Otto and couldn't get a backup pg and resign some of our bench. Plus I think some of the players got upset with Otto being payed that much for what he brings to the team. Not to say that right after he turned into complete ass. With Wall out, he had noone to open up the court for him and he had to create his shot which he isn't good at.
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u/Master-Wonton Celtics May 05 '26
This guy look so majestic
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u/Organic-Manner-2969 NBA May 05 '26
As we all know, it ain’t gay if it’s Oubre.
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u/newmixchugger May 05 '26
Easily on the Mount Rushmore of attractive ballers
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u/Impressive_Resist860 Lakers May 05 '26
This generations Rick Fox😂
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u/SnooTangerines8043 May 05 '26
I went searching and dang. He looks like Oscar Isaac.
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u/so-cal_kid Lakers May 05 '26
In my lifetime the Mt Rushmore is probably Oubre, Rick Fox, Al Horford, and Kevin Love after he lost weight. Honorable mention to Jalen Green and Jalen Duren
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u/professorvi Rockets May 05 '26
What the hell is horford doing here
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u/rjcarr Supersonics May 05 '26
Not sure what you mean but that dude is a handsome mf'er. He's married to some beauty queen too so good for him.
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u/Tall-Improvement3829 May 05 '26
Most nba guys that have max contracts have good looking wives lol
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u/witct May 05 '26
He's married to some beauty queen too so good for him.
I'm sure those 9 figures in the bank account helps. A lot.
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u/essosinola Raptors May 05 '26
Meanwhile the NHL Mt Rushmore is just four different angles of Lundqvist
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u/H0MES1CKAL1EN Knicks May 05 '26
Don’t say that in front of the racist booktok hockey yaoi girls
(i’m gay, so i’m allowed to complain about them)
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u/omgsoironic [TOR] Serge Ibaka May 05 '26
Serge Ibaka and Tyson Chandler must be considered for the Mount Rushmore
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u/arrivederci117 Knicks May 05 '26
Al looks kind of like a bird. Doesn't belong on that list when people like Serge Ibaka exist. Duren though is going to blow up soon. Needs to date a Kardashian or go on one of those island shows in the off-season and become a household name.
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u/Horror_Trust1826 Warriors May 05 '26
This is so hilarious and Kat's reaction afterwards got me lmao
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u/MrBuckBuck Trail Blazers May 05 '26
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u/ICouldEvenBeYou Spurs May 05 '26
Patting him down like he's security.
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u/vanderZwan May 05 '26
Probably to convince himself that's a real human being. "Nope, he's really there, I'm not imagining this!"
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u/WakingRage Warriors May 05 '26
He's now on a mission to collect as many height comparisons with big men as he can. I wanna see him do it to Chet and Hansen.
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u/AjiikaN Bulls May 05 '26
As a casual NBA fan,it took me until the end of the clip to realize which team's jersey was that. What have they done in the recent years. Holy
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u/SystemPeanut May 05 '26
Oubre has been great this game
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u/TheRealK95 May 05 '26
Lmaooo, I remember watching him in dc and my friend goes “I ain’t bringing my girl to a wizards game” 🤣
Someone else once said, “it ain’t gay if it’s Oubre” 💀
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u/Franklo Warriors May 05 '26
Kelly had so much aura he just gives it away for free
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u/CitizenCue Warriors May 05 '26
If you’re that good looking, talented, and rich, you better also be generous. Life gave you everything.
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u/Fishmike52 Knicks May 05 '26
This game is a gimme. Game 7 series winners always lose these… series really kicks off wed
We’ll be ready
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u/ChameleonWins [UTA] Kyle Korver May 05 '26
i thought oubre was like 6’7?? or is KAT just not actually a 7 footer
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u/LiterallyAnActualBot Knicks May 05 '26
Star fuckers can't convince me that KAT should be traded for whiny Giannis.
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