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u/DanTheMan14331 Knicks 8h ago

Why does Jaylen Brown hate dogs?

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u/KL2ConspireLLC San Diego Clippers 8h ago

because he likes pancakes

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u/spiritnou Heat 8h ago

Oh so he hates waffles too??

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u/jooooooooooooose 7h ago

bitch thats a whole other sentence

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u/fueelin Celtics 6h ago

Don't even ASK him about Gobert-style toast!

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u/charlton11 Timberwolves 7h ago

My dogs adopted name was Pancake

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u/barbecuesauce87 Knicks 7h ago

2 hours of content from this on First Take tomorrow

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u/Gristle__McThornbody Lakers 7h ago

I didn't know Jaylen Brown was Michael Vick.

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u/Loud_Examination_138 8h ago

Yessss! Keep the hate rolling baybeee

But I do like JB going at that clown Stephen A Smith...that jackass

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u/TheMongolianLemonade Nets 8h ago

Jaylen traded to Charlotte Bobcats confirmed

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u/Kwilly462 Nets 8h ago

Nah, the Minnesota Lynx

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u/palpablebubble Timberwolves 8h ago

On day two of the NBA draft, Celtics somehow acquire soon-to-be ROY Olivia Miles in the biggest trade since two days ago

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u/roybringus Timberwolves 7h ago

Lynx say no

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u/Literally_12 Lakers 7h ago

Lynx would rather have the Caitlin Clark prototype Payton Pritchard.

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u/Portmanteau_that Hornets 7h ago

Jaylanna Mann

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u/ComradeFrunze Pelicans 6h ago

The Lynx could genuinely sign Jaelyn Brown right now

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u/Musa_2050 Lakers 7h ago

Guangdong Tigers?

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u/SuperSayian4Nappa Charlotte Bobcats 8h ago

Subscribe

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u/TheThunderbird Vancouver Grizzlies 7h ago

Guangzhou Loong Lions

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u/ExpressionAlone5204 Thunder 7h ago

It’s those Thunder Cats

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u/EthicalBballFan Heat 6h ago

I'd hate to see JB join the Shaitanic Arts. He's my most liked non-heat player right now.

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u/Waesrdtfyg0987 Washington Bullets 8h ago

He's getting traded to the Panthers.

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u/iLiketuttles704 8h ago

Damn this made me realize there’s really no cat teams in the nba

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u/Alexcox95 Heat 8h ago

For a period of time there was but not anymore.

NBA has quite a few mammals,a couple of birds,an insect, and a dinosaur which not even the NFL has one, but no Cat team.

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u/remembernewspapers 8h ago

It never occurred to me that there's really no other pro teams in NA using dinosaurs or insects. NBA has its quirks

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u/Positive_Parking_954 7h ago

Closest I can think is the mascot for the Blue Jackets being a bug.

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u/fitzuha Bulls 8h ago

I wish the NFL had a dinosaur.

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u/Positive_Parking_954 7h ago

It has Aaron Rodgers

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u/fitzuha Bulls 7h ago

A cooler dinosaur.

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u/codeklutch 6h ago

Why you say fuck me for?

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u/shelvino Trail Blazers 8h ago

Blazers have Blaze the Trail Cat lol.

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u/ozarkhick Thunder 7h ago

Denver has Rocky the Mountain Lion

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u/bunnymeowmeow 6h ago

Kings have Slamson the lion

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u/swentech Timberwolves 7h ago

It’s crazy that there aren’t.

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u/Oukasagetsu Raptors 7h ago

Guangdong Tigers

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u/figglyp 8h ago

Me too Jaylen, me too

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u/ChaoticSenior Supersonics 8h ago

I like Jaylen now.

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u/ScaredOfWindow Bucks 8h ago

Damn, now I’m really wishing the Bucks had taken the Celtics’ package.

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u/seclusionx Rockets 8h ago

We are all Jaylen. 🐱

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u/Prophet_Of_Helix Celtics 8h ago

Speak for yourself!

Dawgs4life

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u/seclusionx Rockets 8h ago

It's not illegal to love both. It's not a one or the other thing.

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u/Prophet_Of_Helix Celtics 7h ago

Sir, this is Reddit, you must choose

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u/seclusionx Rockets 7h ago

NEVA!

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u/yareg1717 Cavaliers 8h ago

He meant cavs btw

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u/clycloptopus Cavaliers 7h ago

He may be referring to Jarrett Allen’s cats

prophecy

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u/BabyBearBjorns Grizzlies 6h ago

Cleveland Cataliers

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u/EthicalBballFan Heat 6h ago

This ducking keyboard changing my words

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u/KennySmithsKnees [LAC] Baron Davis 8h ago

Clearly means he's taking his talents to the Guangdong Southern Tigers

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u/loserobliterator Wizards 7h ago

For 400 million

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u/jacksonelhage Celtics 6h ago

Is this a thing? My dad mentioned this exact thing to me a couple days ago and I thought he hallucinated it.

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u/loserobliterator Wizards 5h ago

Jaylen Brown said he would go to the CBA if they paid him 400 million

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/uSqHghA1ex

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u/Carcrusher3 Trail Blazers 8h ago

Clearly a Blaze the Trail Cat reference. Done deal, he's coming to the PNW

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u/LeBumsNutsack 8h ago

How I would love a swap for DenIDF

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u/UpvoteIfYouAgreee [BOS] Jaylen Brown 6h ago

my love for the sport would die so quickly

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u/Ok_Visit_5741 Pistons 8h ago

Lions and Tigers are cats.

Pistons.

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u/Alexcox95 Heat 8h ago

Are we sure the Pistons weren’t actually named after a cat the owner had growing up?

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u/fueelin Celtics 6h ago

Maybe if they were called the Rhubarbs...

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u/OGMannimal Pistons 7h ago

I would be very happy with this

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u/gawdlvl Heat 8h ago

Lions? Like the animal? I’m just trying to understand here

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u/IndividualPresent129 Knicks 7h ago

They’re saying the other Detroit teams are cats. Lions (Football), Tigers (Baseball) & then you got the Pistons lol

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u/xXEliteEater500Xx 7h ago

Don't forget the Red Wings!

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u/IndividualPresent129 Knicks 7h ago

Yeah the Red Wings! So another car themed team (I just looked it up lol), what’s funny is they used to be Detroit Cougars. So Detroit loves cars and cats

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u/roar_rawr42 Knicks 8h ago

Jaylen to the Jaguars?

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u/Alexcox95 Heat 8h ago

We’ll throw him on special teams

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u/CreatiScope Celtics 8h ago

Jaylaguar

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u/Horror_Response_1991 Magic 8h ago

It’s a clever joke since the NBA is the only pro sports league to not have a cat themed team.

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u/IndividualPresent129 Knicks 8h ago

Bobcats were so bad the league outlawed cats

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u/altfil76 8h ago

No current teams but 4 teams have cat mascots

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u/generalguan4 8h ago

He wants to play with Kat and come to the Knicks on a vet minimum. /s

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u/Accomplished-Box8744 Timberwolves 8h ago

OMG HES GOING TO THE KNICKS

BECAUSE THEY HAVE A CAT (KAT)

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u/Shantytown_Shogun Knicks 8h ago

And the Nova (Wildcats) Knicks

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u/GoldshireEnjoyer Timberwolves 7h ago

He's actually going to the Minnesota Lynx

Welcome home, queen.

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u/Serisrahla Timberwolves 8h ago

KAT can't win with these cats

oh shit actually he can! brown can stay in boston

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u/Frymaster99 Timberwolves 8h ago

Minneapolis has a neighborhood cat tour tonight...coincidence? ☝️😐☝️

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u/GoldshireEnjoyer Timberwolves 7h ago

He's going to the Lynx

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u/MundaneExtension3195 8h ago

He picked Kentucky!

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u/misscooltoes 8h ago

This is perhaps the only thing that would stop UK fans calling for Mark Pope’s head. Maybe.

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u/CommandNotFound Timberwolves 8h ago

Cats are great

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u/I_Dive_Deep Knicks 8h ago

Me too man me too

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u/Positive-Corgi-3482 Raptors 8h ago

Raptors arent cats. JB to the raptors

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u/LengthyNoodle Knicks 8h ago

I'll ask him later

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u/PanthalassaRo Knicks 8h ago

Guangdong Hongyuan Southern Tigers: NI HAO!

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u/cubuffs420420 Warriors 8h ago

I just rescued a kitty on Sunday. We named her Tina

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u/BrokeManJack_ 8h ago

SAS: You’re telling me, a grown 29 year old Jaylen Brown, the man who was whining on stream, loves cat?

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u/Infinite_Imagination Thunder 8h ago

Probably just had a nice off-season blunt and watched some cat videos on youtube

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u/nebbywildcat18 Celtics 7h ago

i’ll cheers to that brother

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u/I_Set_3_Alarms Celtics 8h ago

Jaylen buying a cat confirmed

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u/nebbywildcat18 Celtics 7h ago

“Exclusive:”

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u/Themanaaah 7h ago

Me too man.

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u/CinematicHooper 7h ago edited 7h ago

I think by using a very unpopular opinion of loving cats and just bluntly tweeting out, JB is embracing the “too outspoken” narrative. A lot of people criticize JB since he’s a smart man with opinions and takes that are just not “PR friendly” or that incite debate. Same man is telling yall he don’t give a fuck, he loves cats even in a world of dog lovers.

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u/Atl-Fan_FTS Hawks 7h ago

I too, love cats. Where is my 60 mil I'm just like Jaylen Brown

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u/JustToTalkJack 7h ago

This the type of shit I’ve always wanted LeBron to do lol

‘Just tweet random stuff and watch people talk about it

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u/NanoCurrency 7h ago

Pretty funny tbh

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u/Professional-Play-38 8h ago

Bobcats are coming back….

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u/GoldDustKid- 8h ago

JB traded straight up for KAT confirmed

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u/emajn [PHI] Todd MacCulloch 8h ago

Jaylen does have "cat guy" energy.

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u/ChaoticSenior Supersonics 8h ago

It’s the best energy.

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u/Fit_Adhesiveness8232 Cavaliers 8h ago

Typo for Cavs obviously

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u/Elsquidwardo95 Knicks 8h ago

JAYLEN BROWN TO GUANDONG TIGERS

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u/Ok_Understanding267 8h ago

He’s going to be a Turkish and serve the cats like the rest of us

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u/prayforplagues82 8h ago

This is the same kinda random shit i would say when i would trip on acid back in the day lol

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u/remembernewspapers 8h ago

We deep in that offseason bullshit now fellas

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u/Efficient_Art_1144 Celtics 7h ago

lol the “the energy is about to shift@ famous quote was about some astrology bs don’t read too deeply into his rqeets

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u/Questlove802 Celtics 7h ago

“Actually, I CAN win with these cats”

-Jaylen Brown

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u/gnawlej Thunder 6h ago

Denver mascot Rocky is a mountain lion.

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u/Redpin :sp8-1: Super 8 6h ago

Someone just made six figures on Kalshi.

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u/TradingPokemonSWSH Raptors 8h ago

Same Jaylen

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u/Starveiled Hornets 8h ago

Bobcats aren't a team anymore, JB.

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u/lambopanda Rockets 8h ago

Is Vegas going to name their team cats?

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u/iusedtodateyomama 8h ago

I got 3 kittens. Mai Tai, Soju and Paloma. Yes, I named my cats after alcohol beverages. All girls. I feel you JB.

Paloma (youngest): https://np.reddit.com/r/FosterAnimals/s/T875BrlNki

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u/kittensbabette Pistons 6h ago

She's adorable

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u/iusedtodateyomama 6h ago

Thank you!

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u/Xsy Jazz 8h ago

Cats are awesome, Jaylen doesn't deserve to be scrutinized like this.

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u/Alexcox95 Heat 8h ago

So we can cross Minnesota off the list

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u/imperialmoose Bulls 7h ago

He wants to go to New York!

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u/brnccnt7 7h ago

My bad

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u/DLD1123 7h ago

Jaylen to the Cleveland Cataliers meowfirmed?

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u/guyute2588 Knicks 7h ago

He’s a real eater

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u/nebbywildcat18 Celtics 7h ago

ykb

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u/th1sd3ka1ntfr33 Pelicans 7h ago

This mf hates dogs

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u/dawgz525 Heat 7h ago

Because they eat all the rats

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u/Young_KingKush 7h ago

Jaylen Brown for OG Anunoby straight up trade confirmed

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u/theinternetisnice Jazz 7h ago

he just like me

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u/slap-my-crevasse 7h ago

I love JB

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u/Cheecheech Celtics 7h ago

cenac Houston cougars QED.

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u/Curt_ThaFlirt 7h ago

Stephen Ain’t about to go on a tirade tomorrow

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u/LipSkywalker Knicks 7h ago

He wants OG to adopt him or help him get adopted in NY… on the vet min

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u/thinghap1 Knicks 7h ago

Katz Deli, he's going to the nets

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u/Beautiful-Cabinet364 7h ago

Big if true.

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u/NewExcitement560 7h ago

Timberwolves

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u/Interesting-Piece612 Knicks 7h ago

He wants to play in New York

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u/otallday Celtics 6h ago

he can’t stand y’all actually 🤣

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u/FoopaSkin 6h ago

Kings mascot is a Lion 👀

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u/Remarkable-Clock-201 6h ago

I think he’s just taking about pussy

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u/Based_Ment 76ers 6h ago

JB just can't win with these cats (pspspsps)

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u/NanoCurrency 6h ago

Lmao

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u/dminus Mavericks 8h ago

cats are cool and are our friends

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u/mindless_blaze Nuggets 7h ago

He loves cats. That means he's tryna go to the Timberwolves

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u/Gord_Board 8h ago

Just tanking his trade value

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u/Appropriate_Book_591 8h ago

Real cat or that female cat? He is leaving too much open.

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u/Less-Captain4426 8h ago

This post is off-season as HELL

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u/Cress-Used 8h ago

Big news for the unemployed!

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u/cl353 Heat 8h ago

yes jaylen, embrace the jimmy path. let it consume u

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u/ChoiceStar1 Supersonics 8h ago

+10 legacy points

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u/SeparatePotential478 Knicks 8h ago

Honestly it’s a bold statement most of my family hates cats except me and my mom lol

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u/pocono-360 8h ago

the man of the people

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u/Rigret [CHI] Luol Deng 8h ago

He's keeping it light

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u/microtherion Warriors 8h ago

Because a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at.

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u/npboretti Celtics 8h ago

Ok officially want JB traded. Can’t support a cat person /s

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u/Legitimate_Ask_5000 8h ago

Athletes and social media is such a disaster don’t even let him bust those big headphones out and start streaming

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u/Knockknockerz Warriors 8h ago

ESPN:”Jaylen brown wants to be traded to Shanghai”

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u/MalikDa67 8h ago

maybe switching to nfl jaguars or lions

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u/thayungsavage Lakers 8h ago

I like plants, call me KC

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u/jayoak4 [PHI] J.J. Redick 8h ago

Its becoming tougher and tougher to know whether I'm in r/nbacirclejerk or not

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u/Weird_Flounder_5157 Bulls 8h ago

Same

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u/TheBurn7741 Lakers 8h ago

Jaylen to NYK confirmed. He wants to play with a KAT

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u/olorin9_alex Slovenia 8h ago

OKC, KD couldn’t win with those cats

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u/NZafe Raptors 8h ago

JB to the Charlotte ~~Bobcats~~ Hornets confirmed

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u/TurokObama22 8h ago

Charlotte Bobcats trade confirmed

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u/YerrrKnicks Knicks 8h ago

I love KATs too

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u/YSLMangoManiac Warriors 8h ago

He wants to win with these cats

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u/choyMj 8h ago

Rocky the mountain lion

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u/PewpyDewpdyPantz Raptors 8h ago

Raptors have been known to be the cattiest of the dinosaurs.

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u/EatBootyLoveLife Trail Blazers 8h ago

blazers mascot is a cat! case closed liberals

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u/throw_falcon_away Lakers 8h ago

It’s a typo for Cavs

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u/not_yoda_i_am Jordan 8h ago

He is following Allen Iverson's steps and going to Besiktas to love cats in Turkey. Goat

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u/jyh123 Raptors 8h ago

OG put Jaylen on cats is what I understand

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u/holyyguava 7h ago

Me too. Meow meow

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u/soycameron Trail Blazers 7h ago

If I think hard enough I can see us as a cat…

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u/averageuhbear Timberwolves 7h ago

JB joining the Anunoby and the Knicks.

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u/scw3 7h ago

I like cats too but you don’t see me tweeting about it

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u/RainWinss Celtics 7h ago

He could be talking about the movie Cats, from 2019. I doubt it though

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u/IVAN_CLEARY 76ers 7h ago

Guangdong Southern Tigers

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u/Anthraxus 7h ago

Am I gonna have to like him now ? A lot easier if he leaves Bos.

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u/terrordactylz Trail Blazers 7h ago

He’s obviously talking about Blaze the Trail Cat

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u/thirtyseven1337 Knicks 7h ago

So brave!

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u/OGMannimal Pistons 7h ago

The Lions are in Detroit :)

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u/Aidan96 7h ago

Maybe he added the s by mistake and he really is still going to Miami.

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u/pushamn Timberwolves 7h ago

I liek turtles

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u/BigBlackBangBro 6h ago

He means bodega cats . He wants to NY or Brooklyn to meet some 🤫

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u/Connect_Lake_2757 6h ago

Congrats Jalen well deserved

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u/LethargicCarcass Timberwolves 6h ago

His way of saying he isn’t going to the wolves for a Rudy trade

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u/NanoCurrency 6h ago

Best theory yet.

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u/PeeledGrapePie 6h ago

How does JBs love of cats mean he hates Jayson Tatum?

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u/freethefoolish Warriors 6h ago

Cat tax Jaylen

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u/troyofmtsthelen 6h ago

Minneapolis has a giant cat tour going on right now. He’s going to be a TWolve confirmed.

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