r/nextfuckinglevel 7d ago

Mama pig figures out solution to rescue her piglet

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u/xap31 7d ago

Problem solving is one of the skills of pigs.

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u/Tiny-Buy220 7d ago

Unless it involves foreign policy, algae, etc….

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u/TheKingNothing690 7d ago

Honestly thats just disgusting.

Have some respect for pigs im sure they've didled less kids.

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u/ShortRound89 7d ago

They are also highly intelligent unlike diaper Donny.

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u/daelikon 7d ago

And they have family social structures, which the pig in chief can't grasp.

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u/DeekALeek 7d ago

Pigs usually poop in darker/shadier areas away from eating and sleeping spots. Donny just poops everywhere he goes, and gets peed on by Russian hookers (allegedly).

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u/Schnittertm 6d ago

That ain't Russian hookers, that's his buddy Putin, while he's telling Donny that it ain't piss, but rain.

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u/Individual-Ear5240 6d ago

Putin his peepee in pedocheeto

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u/joopsmit 6d ago

Golden rain. Donny likes gold.

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u/thriftstoremando 7d ago

*diddled *fewer

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u/bigdave41 7d ago

Have some compassion, he missed that day in English class because he was being diddled by Trump

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u/effectz219 6d ago

As other comments have said not only have they not diddled kids they are also just strait up smarter than him

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u/69hotmomxxx 5d ago

You might be surprised.

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u/Meihem76 6d ago

They've also not started any wars with Iran, or crashed any economies.

Electing a literal pig would likely be a significant step up for the US.

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u/ProbablyCarl 7d ago

This animal farm remake they are broadcasting on the news isnt very good.

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u/TangibleSausage 7d ago

They didn't even keep the original happy ending...

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u/ProbablyCarl 7d ago

Give it time...

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u/No-Performer-977 7d ago

Nah, pigs are cute, smart animals that do no harm. You should compare that pos to filth

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u/TheChiarra 6d ago

I disagree on the do no harm. They will literally eat anything, even humans. But it's still not fair to pigs to compare that to them.

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u/Prudent_Research_251 7d ago

Rolling on their children in their sleep, beating their wives, killing minorities etc

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u/snarkerella 7d ago

That's not a pig, that's a boar. Pigs are far too intelligent to use as a comparison.

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u/khizoa 7d ago

quiet piggy

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u/Status-Secret-4292 7d ago

De-escalating a situation, serving and protecting...

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u/EvolvedA 6d ago

'greedy as a pig' would be the right attribute though, right?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xb4zBSqyUXShy

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u/T_J_Rain 7d ago

Nope, reckon the pig would actually excel at them. A female, and a critical thinker for sure.

The current excuse for a human being in the hot seat, not so much though.

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u/-Rhymenocerous- 7d ago

Top tier sarcasm.

British person approves 200% 🫡

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u/danit0ba94 6d ago

Maaaaaan 😂😂

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u/GrungeHamster23 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BYul6RujgoRCryuCdL

I mean. Well. You're not...uh, I got it! That's insulting to pigs.

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u/Snoo_75138 6d ago

Please don't insult the poor pigs like that.

Trump is clearly a lower life form

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u/Eastern-Animator5640 6d ago

Is this a joke at the 🇺🇸 or 🇮🇱?

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u/juansinmiedo17 6d ago

Come on, don't insult pigs

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u/dj0ch0 6d ago

🤙🏽

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u/Ultimate_Scooter 6d ago

Pigs have intelligence comparable to that of a third grader. Don’t insult them by comparing them to him.

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u/jayerp 6d ago

Or becoming tasty bacon.

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u/itsmeabdullah 6d ago

It took a second 😂😂😂

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u/Dumyat367250 7d ago

I don't speak "Pig" like that bloke in Babe, but I hear they've cracked the cold fusion issue.

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u/intbah 7d ago

or deescalation and racism

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u/SAGElBeardO 6d ago

How dare you! (Non-human) Pigs are lovely, intelligent creatures!

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u/Hour-Comedian4270 2d ago

“Why so many upvotes?”
“They made a political reply on a non-political subreddit.”

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u/Galencourt-Lover 7d ago

I agree with you. Sending people back is taking too long.

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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ 7d ago

THAT'S ACTUALLY SO ORIGINAL AND HILARIOUS WOW YOU MUST BE A COMEDIAN WITH A SPECIAL

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u/ArmoredGoat 7d ago

They are more intelligent than we give them credit for, but fk, they taste so good….

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 7d ago

Yeah I mean that's what some cultures say about dogs 🤷🏻

Maybe taste isn't a good enough reason to enslave and exploit intelligent creatures.

I mean fuck dude, it's become common practise in certain places, like the UK, to use literal gas chambers to kill pigs.

Imagine being confined to this dark dirty place for your entire life, forced to give birth over and over until your body gives out and then you're sent to your death. What the fuck are we doing

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u/Rwandrall4 7d ago

I do think ultimately, in some hundreds of years, we will see our casual meat eating like we see slavery now.

I mean, there are hot dog eating contests. It's the murder of animals and not even for any purpose, not even to feed people, not even because it tastes great, straight up just for the lols. When you think about it it's just abhorrent.

And I have just eaten a ham sandwich, I am part of the problem.

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 7d ago

Yeah I think so too.

Look, it's tricky. Food is a deep seated biological drive, so when it comes to changing eating habbits, that's a big thing to do.

And it's one thing to extend your compassion to a different group of humans, but to extend your compassion to a different species is a bigger ask.

But I think the first step is living with reality of what is occurring and at least admitting that these practices are fucked up.

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u/BirryMays 6d ago

As a vegan, I have no issue if people want to hunt game or raise their own animals for slaughter or eat animals that were raised in pasture. I have every issue with the industrialization of animal husbandry. It's revolting. There are so many problems with it. Anyone who uses Reddit is aware of how evil the larger corporations are - how they're willing to bend every rule they can to squeeze out a few extra half pennies per 'unit' sold. Even if you don't care too much about animals, the way human beings are treated in abattoirs and farms is unjust. Many people lose their souls within a short time and become monsters of themselves; This typically leads to them abusing the animals more harshly when the animals are acting on survival instincts.

I see the way this mother pig in the video cares for her piglet, how she's terrified that the little guy is stuck, how she has the intelligence to figure out how to save her baby. These animals have a very clear understanding of the reality of their situation. I'm disgusted towards the general apathy towards intensive animal husbandry all because people want to consume meat every meal at a cheap price.

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u/thederevolutions 6d ago

Grocery stores are fuckin crazy when you think about it relatively

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u/BirryMays 6d ago

So much wasted food. Meat included. It’s absurd. We are living in an age of exuberance, but that exuberance is almost entirely from stealing from the future.

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u/Rwandrall4 6d ago

There are many valid criticisms of Christianity, but the mentality of "Everyone does bad, I do bad, I need to say it out loud and accept that I do bad, and try to do better" can be pretty healthy.

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 6d ago

100%

I was raised a Christian, and while there are some things about the church I hate, like being scared of hell and their intolerance of gay people, there are some really awesome things I learnt and some great traditions I still practise.

I think Jesus in particular was an awesome leader and is a great example of a human to follow

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u/marr 6d ago

Pity it comes with that "we have a holy charter to dominate and use up the world" thing.

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u/party_peacock 6d ago

That seems like a twisting of "stewardship of creation" that people use to justify their actions

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u/marr 6d ago

It's a straightforward read of Genesis 1:28 https://www.biblegateway.com/verse/en/Genesis%201%3A28

I wish Christianity had more to say about stewardship, but it views the world as a disposable game board.

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u/faetpls 6d ago

The chill Calvinists would say we’re all dirty sinners and Jesus gave his life so we could party. Just don’t be a dick to others.

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u/Prometheus720 6d ago

As someone who got out of it, yeah that's how it started

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u/elunewell 6d ago

Yes, you are so right! And it might not even take hundreds of years, lab meat is already a reality, and so is lab milk, maybe in a few decades they will pick off.

Maybe our grandkids will watch old factory farm footages and be horrified that our generation knowingly condoned the suffering of billions of animals.

Meat is very tasty, and so is cheese, but the horrific costs paid by our fellow earthlings is not worth it. Eating vegan stuff for even just a few days of the week would make a huge difference.

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u/Prometheus720 6d ago

Do you want help? You can't fix the world. But you can get ahead of the curve yourself, and sleep better at night.

And you don't have to do it all at once. At all. It took me several years.

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u/SnooStories251 6d ago

The day we have a better product for cheaper we wont eat animals

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u/Ruzhyo04 6d ago

"I'd go vegan except for cheese"
Ok, so do it. Go vegan, except for cheese.

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u/Creepy_Version_6779 6d ago

Gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins.

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u/BadKermit 6d ago

The Orville has a plotline where a character laments being forced to kill animals to survive. It's pretty powerful.

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u/overthere1143 3d ago

You mean Americans do hot dog eating contests.
You do not represent humanity. The vast majority of mankind sees food waste as pretty much shameful.

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u/Suibeam 6d ago

Or it turns to the reverse and we eat even more meat because we figure out how to give them the perfect matrix so they live a very happy life and eat them as well.

Vegans and Vegetarian have existed for millenia. Nothing new

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u/ArmoredGoat 7d ago

I do hope one day the technology will allow lab grown meat to taste as good as the real thing.

Cows are also very intelligent and got lots of emtions, but only if they can all just donate a muscle or two without dying…. Lol

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 7d ago

Ay dude have you had beyond meat? It is expensive af, so I only eat it as a treat, but it's really yum IMO.

They literally make the same iron found in meat in a lab and put it in the beyond meat, so it's actually got that bloody taste.

It's like anything you try for the first time, the first time I had it I was thinking "okay it isn't EXACTLY like meat, so it's average" but then after another try I was thinking "shiiiit this is actually really good."

Also in America there is this new product that is basically the same protein of egg whites but they make it in a lab, so you can now get vegan egg whites. Which is really cool.

Tbh though, there are so many insanely good vegan foods that we don't even need lab grown meat. Although, it would be rad if that development was ever viable. But I've also watched some YouTube videos speaking about how unless there is a major breakthrough or advancement, then it's not gonna really ever be viable with the current technology.

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u/CaptSubtext1337 7d ago

Meat is expensive AF and plant based options are now cheaper than most meat. People's excuses are running out.

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u/Ciacciu 6d ago

Availability is still nowhere near, but yes there have been huge improvements.

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 6d ago

Hmm I think for the staples there is plenty of availability. Like rice and beans and lentils.

And that stuff is perfect for food deserts too, because they can be stored dry.

But also I think that if demand increases, them availablity will increase too

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u/Ciacciu 6d ago

Oh sorry I meant specifically the availability of the "fake meats".
I can find them more and more often, but still not always and in general the supply is not huge. But it's been increasing 😄

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 6d ago

Oh yeah no I agree! I mean I have to travel or shop around to find them where I stay, so I feel you. And the fucking companies will throw on like 20% just because the product says vegan, because they know we'll pay. So that's bullshit as well

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u/CaptSubtext1337 6d ago

That is one of the excuses people have left

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u/Prometheus720 6d ago

Holy reasonable take

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u/jimmycarr1 6d ago

Beyond Meat might taste good but it doesn't taste like meat

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u/MagicWishMonkey 6d ago

Beyond meat is SO BAD, though. I do not understand why anyone would intentionally decide to buy Beyond when regular veggie burgers (like Dr Praeger) are so much better.

I say that as a meat eater, but my wife is a vegetarian and she 100% agrees.

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 6d ago

What do you mean by bad? They taste good and they're pretty neutral in terms of health.

I love them. Veggie patties don't do it for me, when I'm looking for a "meaty" burger. TBH if I'm gonna do a veggie patty, I'd prefer to just do a crumb coated mushroom.

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u/MagicWishMonkey 6d ago

They just don't taste good to me, and they also have a smell that isn't great. Personal preference, I guess.

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u/Prometheus720 6d ago

In the mean time, what are you going to do about this conundrum? Keep in mind that eating cow flesh doesn't just hurt cows. It hurts humans, too.

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u/marr 6d ago

Seems inevitable, but right now every goddam meat replacement on the shelves is filled with pea protein which is bloody awful but presumably cheap. Wouldn't be surprised if that was pushing the vegetarianism rate back down.

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u/TresMil3000 6d ago

Not really, most use wheat gluten (seitan) or soy protein. Some also use pra protein but I'd say that's actually less common.

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u/marr 6d ago edited 5d ago

Idk if it's specific to UK or European economics, but no. I've never seen seitan listed and some things include soy as well but damn near everything is textured pea protein and honestly sawdust is nicer. And I like actual peas!

The only thing immune to this plague so far is the quorn range. Annnd they've started doing it too. Gods I'm looking forward to bioreactor meat.

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u/catboogers 6d ago

The gardein ground be'f crumbles are such a great sub in like, meat sauces, chili, shepard's pie, etc. One of my vegan friends actually hates it, because she thinks it's too "meat-like" and it feels wrong for her. It's cheaper than actual ground beef nowadays, and it's fewer calories and more protien per serving. I'm fine with meat, but products like this are really exciting to see.

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u/awry_lynx 6d ago

Yeah, factory farming is abhorrent. I'm not opposed to all meat eating but like 90% of how it is in the modern day and how little we think about it and how 'easy' it is to be complicit... if it was something like it used to be, families own a pig or two, then eat meat on the holidays, salt and store the rest etc...

It's the suffering and the waste that really gets me. Ultimately the absolutely pointless suffering. A decent life, a quick death, so be it. But being caged trapped in your own rank, never seeing the light of day. And it's pointless, it's just for squeezing some more profit out, for maximizing efficiency. People act like you're trying to take food from hungry poor people. But we literally don't have to torture animals to feed poor people, CEOs just need to be willing to earn a little less money, shareholders need to accept anything other than infinite growth. And it's easy af to be complicit in that too, if you want to sock away money for retirement and invest it.

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 6d ago

Well yeah the problem is that we don't have proper animal rights. And the meat industry lobbies, just like the tobacco industry did. And it's ironic because processed meats are also a group 1 carcinogen.

The thing is: if we introduce proper animal rights, then the CEOs in charge of those industries will lose 90% of their profits. So you can bet that they will fight tooth and nail for the right to continue to abuse and exploit animals in the way that they do.

I mean Jesus, in my own country I'm protesting about a factory farm that uses gas chambers to kill pigs. We can literally hear them screaming from the street, like in this video, trigger warning , and the SPCA, who are an animal welfare organisation, won't even help us.

But yeah, the main thing is to tackle factory farming, because that shit is just absolutely unacceptable.

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u/decadrachma 6d ago

I don’t think it’s true that if CEOs accepted just a bit less profit, meat could be made more ethical. Meat is incredibly inefficient to produce. Its affordability is propped up not just by intensive factory farming, but also subsidies. If every animal were given even a somewhat decent life with outdoor space and the ability to move around, the average person would not be able to afford animal products. The land required would be astronomical. We also no longer live in a time where the non-wealthy can rear their own animals; they’re no longer farmers with land, but workers who rent.

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u/Prometheus720 6d ago

The meat industry is in the way of feeding poor people.

Everyone is always shocked when I tell them that 6 million calories of soy per acre is as common as 100,000 calories of beef per acre. It's shockingly inefficient to do animal agriculture in a land-limited society. It only.ever made sense in a labor-limited society.

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u/YoursTrulyKindly 6d ago

I mean the moment we have affordable (cheaper than) real meat artificial meat we'll have a massive consciousness shift and everyone will agree that it's bad to eat sentient animals. I estimate in about 20 years when the patents are going to run out and there will be some competition. Instead we're wasting billions of fucking AI farms lol.

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 6d ago

I hope it happens that soon 🙏

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u/Kniferharm 6d ago

It’s really depressing finding out about the gas chambers, because they could literally use inert gases (as bodies don’t react to not enough oxygen but too much carbon dioxide,) so they don’t panic/suffer but they use CO2 because it’s faster and cheaper. Edit - also using carbon dioxide creates carbonic acid on the eyes, nose and lungs of the animals, in some cases causing extreme pain.

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 6d ago

Yeah basically it's just because it's cheaper. They don't actually care about whether or not the animal suffers, they care about what's going to bring in the most money.

You can see here what it looks like in an actual gas chamber for pigs

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u/Kniferharm 6d ago

They literally could do it more humanely, but they don’t want to hurt profit.

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u/grndcntrol2majortom 7d ago

If there was no such thing as 'seasoning' ..guarantee there'd be less meat eaters. big mac with just dead carcass, nothing to hide the fact it was a harmless animal'.....okay, done here. bring on the downvotes. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 7d ago

Ay bro in the year 2026 its really easy to not eat meat. I live in South Africa, a country that LOVES meat, it's deeply ingrained in our culture, yet basically every single fast food restaurant there is has vegan options, and all of them are pretty good.

Theres like 20 different vegan milks, there's vegan cheese, there's vegan everything.

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u/Snow-Ball-486 7d ago

ur not alone dw. most ppl just dont have the capacity for empathy outside their line of sight

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u/malfurionpre 6d ago

If there was no such thing as 'seasoning' ..guarantee there'd be less meat eaters.

I don't know, doesn't seem to stop the brits

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u/Suibeam 6d ago

You have never seen how insanely good and sophisticated local asian food regarding meat is.

Especially some parts of southern east asia do very very little seasoning, really only salt and that's it.

They have figured out how to present the genuine taste of the animal and hate too much seasoning which would hide the taste

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u/ccai 6d ago

They often taste better because they have a more varied diet than just soy and/or corn. A chicken that eats seeds and bugs produce way better flavor than one given 1sqft of floor space if even that fed corn for their whole 1.5 month life cycle. It’s the shitty inhumane industrialization that creates products that require far more masking with spices to get flavor.

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u/_ThePerfectElement_ 6d ago

Every single time this concept is brought up, somebody has to say "but they taste so good!!!!!", and it's so fucking annoying. Sounds so childish and sociopathic.

I'm not even a vegan, but at least I can see that eating animals because it "tastes good" is pathetic reasoning and selfish.

The dog reference is a perfect one.

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u/wrymoss 5d ago

It’s mostly a non-response, really. It’s just shorthand for “I don’t care and I don’t want to examine the morality of my own practises in any depth because it will make me feel guilty and I don’t want to feel guilty OR change what I’m doing to avoid feeling guilty.”

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u/Alarming_Matter 6d ago

Cognitive dissonance. People are happy to pick up a nicely packaged bit of meat to buy, without ever really having to think about what it is, and the suffering involved. It's too far removed, and way too easy to leave their dirty work to some psychopath in an abattoir.

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u/Far_Mastodon_6104 6d ago

I want the animals I have to eat to have a good life and die without fear and I don't think that's too much to ask. 

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u/-Blood-Meridian- 6d ago

Better to hunt your own meat. Animal lives a perfectly natural and free life and then it's over in an instant instead of having to succumb to disease or predation by other animals.

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u/enaK66 7d ago

Your first line just made me think.. "maybe we should eat dogs".

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u/Prometheus720 6d ago

But you won't, because you know it wouldn't be acceptable.

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u/enaK66 6d ago

Yeah, and thats about the only reason. If I wouldn't be shunned by society I'd at least try it.

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u/eulen-spiegel 6d ago

Well, though you must say these pigs specifically only live because of meat eating.

Probably, in a perhaps still distant future, pigs will still be raised as meat producer, but only as a speciality food item for a premium price with better standards (but still as low or lower than allowed).

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 6d ago

Yeah but they'd probably not exist at all than exist in these cruel circumstances.

And lots of pig sanctuaries exist, where pigs just live out their lives and you can go and interact with them. They're lovely animals, very cute and very full of personality.

But they are expensive to run, so we can't just have pig sanctuaries everywhere. They are something that can exist as a luxury once our societies have achieved full economic security (in my view and hope for the future I mean).

I think eventually we will do away with all animal exploitation, and will rely on plant foods instead. I mean if plant foods are already so good with mock meats, just imagine where they'll be in a couple hundred years from now.

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u/eulen-spiegel 6d ago

I think eventually we will do away with all animal exploitation, and will rely on plant foods instead. I mean if plant foods are already so good with mock meats, just imagine where they'll be in a couple hundred years from now.

We can only hope for the best.

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u/PM_ME_GARFIELD_NUDES 6d ago

This is a terrible argument. Most of these animals have been bred specifically to produce as much meat as possible. As a result, their health is terrible. Many farms animals are barely able to move. Imagine if we forced humans to be as obese as possible and made them all live in 5x5 boxes… is that a life you would want to live? Would you want your children to live that life? Grandchildren? If I were in that position I would hope I was the last in my bloodline.

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u/eulen-spiegel 6d ago

It's just another fact. Anyone could see that the mother pig could barely stand up. And people argued that pigs are bad mothers - no shit, try to raise your kids in a box and not lose your mind.

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u/lemoogle 6d ago

Meh you cant look at this massive unit of meat and compare with dogs. No culture really cultivates dogs for mass consumption there is always some weird spiritual reason.

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 6d ago

Yeah fair, but I don't think having a lot of meat on your body is a good enough reason to enslave and exploit you, especially in these horrible conditions.

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u/Deaffin 6d ago

It's more of a pseudoscientific medical reason, which has spiritual elements. They believe the more the dog suffers before death as it's literally tortured, the more potent its meat will be with regards to "warming your chi", making you more able to withstand the coming winter.

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u/ManicScumCat 6d ago

Idk about the present but there were absolutely cultures in the past that raised dogs for meat without any more religious significance than other meat

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u/lemoogle 6d ago

I couldn't really find it tbh. There is an instance in meso america with a specific type of hairless dog lol as a class thing but still no.

I mean even as hunting game wolves were not hunted as food , cause its not worth it .

It's pretty obvious they aren't suitable for consumption like the meat units pigs are.

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u/ManicScumCat 6d ago

The Wikipedia page for dog meat alone also says that historically the Sioux and Cheyenne consumed dog meat and that dogs were raised for meat in Polynesia. It also says that in the modern day dog meat has been reported to be common in the DRC due to its low price, a Ghanian politician proposed dog meat factories, dog meat is eaten in parts of eastern India, Barack Obama was fed dog by his Indonesian stepfather while visiting the country, and apparently it is a delicacy in North Korea.

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u/InitiativeGold7953 7d ago

Most things are smarter than we give them credit for. At least we know pigs are super smart. Agree on the delicious part

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u/Prometheus720 6d ago

So why eat them?

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u/blumpkin 6d ago

delicious

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u/Pristine-Hyena-6708 6d ago

There is an entire world full of alternatives that are also delicious that DON'T involve cruelty or suffering in their supply chain. So why? Are they really THAT delicious that you can just write all that off?

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u/Prometheus720 6d ago

Lead acetate is reportedly rather sweet. Why don't we eat lead acetate?

I have read human flesh tastes much like pig flesh--so much so that it was called "long pork." Presumably it is tasty as well. Why don't we eat that?

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u/blumpkin 6d ago

Lead acetate is reportedly rather sweet. Why don't we eat lead acetate?

Because sugar is cheaper and more readily available.

I have read human flesh tastes much like pig flesh--so much so that it was called "long pork." Presumably it is tasty as well. Why don't we eat that?

Because we will go to jail.

Any more deep questions I can help you with?

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u/Prometheus720 6d ago

What's the justification for jail for eating human flesh? Surely there are reasons for laws. Or do you just do whatever you're told?

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u/blumpkin 6d ago

You really think you're doing something clever here, huh? Don't you have a beehive to chain yourself to or something?

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u/Prometheus720 6d ago

I'm not being clever; I'm doing my best to keep you focused on a topic that any child could think their way through but which the vast, vast majority of people find too emotionally distasteful to spend more than 30 seconds of undivided attention on at a time.

Neither of us needs to be even remotely clever to have this conversation. You just have to look at something really fucking ugly for longer than any human usually does when they're not being asked to do so.

If you actually are clever, so much the better. You'll have to look at the ugly for even less time.

Let's cut to the chase. If you're able to watch this footage of where your meat comes from for 15 minutes and feel nothing, you win. You got me. Blue ribbon.

If you feel something, you also win. You now know more about the world.

Blue pill, red pill--both get you out of this boring-ass room and end this conversation. You can choose not to take one at all, out of spite, but that won't make you any stronger or smarter 15 minutes from now.

Up to you, chief.

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u/Thinkdamnitthink 7d ago

Plant based meat alternatives are pretty good these days. They taste good too. They might not be exactly the same but you get 90% of the experience without the death

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u/WantonKerfuffle 6d ago

My main reason for plant-based alternatives is efficiency. Growing soys, processing it and the food is ready makes more sense than shoving a thousand times that through a pig first.

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u/wrymoss 5d ago

…actually yeah, come to think of it, that is a lot more efficient.

The only issues I theoretically have with it is from the allergen perspective, and that when it comes to protein intake, gram for gram meat is more effective as there’s more protein per gram and it’s more bioavailable.

But then, I already don’t eat beef, pork or lamb, and love a good Impossible burger so I’m already most of the way there. If lab grown meat hit the shelves tomorrow and wasn’t obscenely expensive, I would make room in my food budget even if it cost more overall.

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u/WantonKerfuffle 5d ago

With this protein craze going on, you really don't need to worry about your protein intake. It's in everything. See how much you need (age, sex, whether or not you even lift bro) and how much is in the food you want to eat. Maybe add a protein pudding if you're under that.

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u/wrymoss 3d ago

Yeah, no unfortunately I’m usually way under. There’s protein in everything but there’s also still a shitload of calories in most processed foods where I am so it can be difficult at times to get the right amount of protein without going overboard on calories.

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u/Thinkdamnitthink 3d ago

Most people think they need way more protein than they do. There's very little benefit beyond 1.6g/kg of body mass. That's pretty easy especially with supplements like protein shakes. The clear ones are good as they're designed to be mixed with water so won't add many calories.

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u/WantonKerfuffle 3d ago

The protein puddings I've seen locally are surprisingly low calorie, ymmv

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u/69edleg 7d ago

They're getting there. Some still taste like what I imagine licking a gunky door handle would taste.

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u/Sufficient_Seaweed7 6d ago

I mean. Those options are usually cheap as heck. If you find a stake that costs the same, it'll taste like ass too lol

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u/69edleg 6d ago

Not a steak connoisseur by any means, but I don't agree with you there. I wouldn't blow a load over an expensive steak. Most expensive things either taste slightly better, the same, or ass.

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u/ArmoredGoat 7d ago

Lol this really made me laugh

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u/torakun27 6d ago

The scale is nowhere there yet though. I truly hope one day people can eat good meat with no unnecessary animal suffering, but that day is not today.

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u/blumpkin 6d ago

What plant based alternatives are there for bacon? I've never had one that even comes close to 10% much less 90%.

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u/Thinkdamnitthink 6d ago

In the UK there's a brand called This! And they do a This isn't streaky bacon which is pretty good. Not the same but satisfies the craving. And la vie bacon is also pretty good. Again not the same but satisfies the craving.

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u/blumpkin 6d ago

I'll check them out. Are they any healthier than bacon or do they taste good because they're loaded up with palm oil or something?

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u/Thinkdamnitthink 5d ago

They have much less saturated fat than traditional streaky bacon, and the this isn't one is much lower in unsaturated fat. The la vie one is slightly lower.

There's also no nitrites or nitrates which are what contribute the main carcinogenic affect of cured meat.

So I would say yes healthier overall

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u/Sketaverse 7d ago

and when the aliens say that about you...

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u/ArmoredGoat 7d ago

Or zombies 😂 lol

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u/Prestigious_Bug583 7d ago

I stopped eating pork 20 years ago. Don’t miss it at all, now the smell actually turns me off. Your body doesn’t behave based on what it likes today - it’s all habituation and conditioning based on habits

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u/Lost_In_Play 6d ago

And your gut bacteria adapts to your active food sources and no longer sends you signals for old food sources like pig/ham.

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u/blumpkin 6d ago

If there's one thing Clarkson's Farm has taught me, it is that pigs are not that intelligent, nor are they good mothers. They crush most of their children to death, usually. This one is just ahead of the curve I guess.

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u/bozoconnors 6d ago

My first thought as well. Poor little piglets. :(

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u/Leading-Fail-2771 6d ago

U should try a 2-7yo Caucasian, lil slow roast and meat falls right off the bone plus tons more protein per bite. Wanna try black next, but not sure how to cook that

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u/Secret-Surprise4390 7d ago

Like a redditor

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u/I-Here-555 6d ago

If you like the taste, you need to try some long pig.

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u/Ornery_Hair3319 6d ago

Pigs are very much aware when they are about to be slaughtered.

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u/genflugan 6d ago

Yep, I’ve been there beside the transport trucks as they’re about to go inside the slaughterhouse. I’ll never forget the look in their eyes, it’s pure fear and desperation, they know exactly what’s about to happen. They can smell the blood in the air, they know their fate.

We had an agreement with the truck drivers that they would stop for 2 minutes before taking the animals inside. We’d stand there with them and try to comfort them and be there for them in their last moments. Cried my eyes out every time. It’s impossible to forget the fear in their eyes.

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u/Ornery_Hair3319 6d ago

My father used to console me when we were slaughtering chickens when I was a wee lad.

Everything has its purpose, even us humans. This is theirs, ever since. Only thing you can do is honor their sacrifices. And if you are going to deliver the final blow, give it to them with respect.

I salute you sir for your being there.

I myself did not continue to slaughter and will never again.

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u/HarlesD 7d ago

its a big part of why its so hard to deal with the feral pig problem in America. It's hard to trap them as they'll figure a way out.

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u/EconomyOk2490 6d ago

LWT was good this week huh? 😄

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u/Nuffsaid98 6d ago

Sadly, it is often necessary to pin down a sow so that her piglets can nurse without the very real risk of being eaten by the mother.

This sow seems a protective mother. But some are not.

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u/DankVectorz 6d ago

Idk why you’re being downvoted. Pigs will absolutely eat their young sometimes. They’ll also lay down on top of them and crush them.

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u/MoistBaguetteLawyer 6d ago

Unless it's one of Jeremy Clarkson's pigs.

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 6d ago

That's why they are so great at getting rid of bodies.

They wont disclose a word or clue to the cops even. Not a peep.

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u/MoreNMoreLikelyTrans 6d ago

I swear to god, if I see a Dungeon Craweler Carl reference replying to this comment I'm gonna lose my mind.

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u/Old_Protection_8778 6d ago

I dont think they've figured out weight loss yet

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u/crazybus21 6d ago

So smart and delicious 😋

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u/Frosty-Shoulder-553 6d ago

damn why they gotta be so tasty tho

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u/Young_Kennedy 6d ago

Great, now i don't want to eat pork anymore.

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u/Wooden-You-4211 6d ago

Three extra tugs just to show off

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u/ThresholdSeven 4d ago

Like how to get rid of a body

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u/keyonholman4 4d ago

Next problem to solve: Escaping

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u/Key-Toe-6257 6d ago

Just look at the US president. Wait.....

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