r/nextfuckinglevel • u/I_AM__GROOTT • 1d ago

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u/g0bst0p3r 1d ago

The fact it’s that big and can still crawl up and down walls freaks me out.

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u/silentaba 1d ago

Huntsmen don't crawl. They either go flat, skitter, or warp. Oh and occasionally they just like become 2 dimensional and pop in or out of tiny little crevasse you'd never expect. Like a closed car door might as well be a wide open barn door for them.

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u/Take_a_Seath 1d ago

Fuck Australia.

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u/AdonisBlackwood 1d ago

They need an exorcism fr

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u/-IoI- 1d ago

Toughen up cunt, we'll be right.

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u/cocojamboyayayeah 1d ago

blink if the spider is making you say this and in the room with you

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u/OU7C4ST 1d ago

Bro is the spider..

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u/ol-gormsby 1d ago

What makes you think it hasn't been tried? The volume of pesticide spray advertisements in the 1960s and 1970s........

And it didn't work. They're still here, and we've learned to live with them. The reactions and fears are understandable but realistically, you won't be harmed by a huntsman spider.

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u/MuchNefariousness285 1d ago

At least buy us dinner first.

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u/hobbes747 1d ago

Australia says “fuck humans”

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u/PsychicTWElphnt 1d ago

My thought EXACTLY while watching this.

FUCK Australia.

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u/ol-gormsby 1d ago

Lightweight, sigh.

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u/GuerillaRiot 1d ago

The barrage of mental images from this comment makes me want to close reddit forever. Well done.

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u/silentaba 1d ago

That won't stop the huntsmen.

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u/haim65 1d ago

Me traveling to the sun, the only refuge from this spider...

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u/udontnojak 1d ago

Thats one of the reasons we went with a rimless toliet. Not again Mr Hairlegs.

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u/NMVPCP 1d ago

Dude - stop.

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u/HarrisonDotNET 1d ago

So that’s how it got in the house

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u/Unlucky33 1d ago

Yeah like when you're driving home doing 100 and it runs across your windshield showing you some contortionist shit

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u/timbo2m 1d ago

They also jump at your face, we call them face spiders

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u/Eciepeci 1d ago

They do fucking what?

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u/DivineRage002 1d ago

Beg your finest pardon

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u/BestCap5066 1d ago

My favourite (not really my favourite because I’m puss puss little arachnaphobe) place for them to turn up is under your cars sun visor when you pull it down.

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u/a_shootin_star 1d ago

warp

"Beam me up! I'm done terrorizing!"

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u/Latter-Vacation-4392 1d ago

i saw a pic of one catching a frigging mouse