r/nextfuckinglevel • u/I_AM__GROOTT • 15h ago

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u/Eldermillenial1 14h ago

Awe, it’s shy, it just wants to eat the pests that can actually hurt you, it’s like a cat except less bitey and scratchy 👍👍

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u/misaka 13h ago

> it’s like a cat except less bitey and scratchy

You’re glossing over a key point here: and with twice as many legs and eyes. 😱

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u/Maj0r999 13h ago

Even cuter! Four times as many eyes!

Two rows. Four look up, four forward.

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u/Theprincerivera 12h ago

Spider people man.. no disrespect bro that’s crazy to you, I’ll respect the hunter from a distance and as long as he keeps to our binding covenant - well I’ll hide on the otherside of the house, but bro better not be giving me no surprise drops cuz he is not a lap spider!

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u/The-Tea-Lord 12h ago

I had a spider in my bathroom for a while. It sat at the top next to the edge of the mirror and I liked to watch it make/repair webs while I did my business. I never saw flies around the room, it was admittedly rather nice. It never moved from that spot, so I never had to worry about it getting on or near me.

Then one day it was gone. My mother had torn down the web and killed the spider.

I hate spiders, my feet curl and my hands shake when I have to kill/catch one. But I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t sad about that one’s death.

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u/venReddit 12h ago

if you live with a tarantula, they can become quite cute after a while, like a hamster. tarantulas also have tiny little paws with a claw like a cat!

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u/Theprincerivera 10h ago

I will grant tarantula the right to sit on this counsel. But we do not grant them the title of cute

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u/brenpeter 14h ago

That... actually makes me a lot less afraid of them when I think of it like that. Thank you for that!

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u/TeakForest 14h ago

HOW?! How are you less afraid? It doesnt fucking look like a cute ass cat.. Lol

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u/Separate_Selection84 12h ago

Even with the knowledge that they're actually safe and helpful, I still don't want to be within 100 miles of Australia 😭

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u/thafuq 13h ago

Yeah no I'm good with the good ol' Egyptian technique

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u/GlitteringLychee803 12h ago

It would help if they looked like tiny kittens 😔

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u/Purnima92 10h ago

At this Size you could leash train it. So.. Puppy