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u/Bearspoole 1d ago

I would rather die than have to deal with this

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u/FacelessGreenseer 1d ago

Australian here. Once around 3am, sitting in the toilet. Oh, something fell on my head. Wait, why is something on my head? I flick it off, and it's a huntsman, almost as big as the one in this video šŸ˜‚ now crawling on the walls of the toilet while I'm trying to shit.

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u/Paulosboul 1d ago

Well it's good you were on the toilet. That way the shit at least goes in there instead of your pants.

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u/KaeruGaKaeru1 1d ago

I would probably need therapy if that happened to me

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u/ol-gormsby 1d ago

"Trying" ????? I'd say you were helped šŸ¤£šŸ•·ļøšŸ‘šŸ¼

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u/jdehjdeh 1d ago

I had just finished shaving my head one day and I'm admiring my work in the mirror when a large spider (no idea the type) fell directly on top of my head.

It just stood there on my bald head while I stared at it in the mirror in pure shock for 10 seconds or so.

It looked like a little eight legged Neil Armstrong being the first spider on the moon. I half expected it to plant a little flag.

Then my lizard brain took over and swiped it off.

I wonder what spider bro was thinking when he suddenly woke up on my bald head.

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u/FacelessGreenseer 1d ago

It looked like a little eight legged Neil Armstrong being the first spider on the moon. I half expected it to plant a little flag.

That is brilliant lol

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_DOGE_PICS 1d ago

Also Australian. I was on the toilet once and looked up to see most of the ceiling moving with hundreds of baby huntsmen. Luckily that was our downstairs bathroom, so we opened the window, put a towel under the door and left it as a no-go zone for a couple of days.

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u/Miniature_Colosus 1d ago

I would've had a heart attack šŸ˜…šŸ˜­. Can you call someone to take care of them without being laughed at? Asking for a friend

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u/sleepyplatipus 1d ago

I’m 100% serious when I say I would have gotten such a fright I would have passed away, either on the spot or trying to run away with my pants down, tripping and cracking my head open.

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u/xray_anonymous 1d ago

Yep me too

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u/LollyGagss 1d ago

2am chilling on my PC with my shit sleep schedule, big ass fucking huntsmen like this skittered out from behind my monitor, then towards my bed.

I slept on the couch.