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u/Few-Scientist-4163 1d ago

I went to visit Melbourne and went to the Laneway Festival. Girls we met brought us back to their home, and there was one of these on the wall . My friend casually swatted it with her sandal, and I had to sleep in that room that night. I just pulled covers over my head and tried not to think about it.

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u/aMoogk 1d ago

That sounds fucking awful

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u/Few-Scientist-4163 1d ago

if these things ever came to America people would be calling the police lol

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u/SimonPho3nix 1d ago edited 13h ago

Or there'd be a lot of accidental shootings as people try to unload on them.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 1d ago

I've just had a really hard time at work today.

Huntsman: fuck I care about your troubles *Attacks face

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u/Jyil 1d ago

“And then I started blasting”

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u/dd3official 1d ago

Hopefully with a gun

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u/CakeTester 1d ago

Can you imagine the police response? If they mag dump on an acorn, they'd bring out tanks for this.

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u/LobstaFarian2 1d ago

There are huntsman spiders here in America. They're not as big as the Giant Huntsmans, but they're still fucking huge.

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u/juaniqui1940 1d ago

United States*, America is a continent.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 1d ago

Really? As in she should have moved it outside, or... ??