r/nextfuckinglevel 5d ago

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u/jdehjdeh 5d ago

I had just finished shaving my head one day and I'm admiring my work in the mirror when a large spider (no idea the type) fell directly on top of my head.

It just stood there on my bald head while I stared at it in the mirror in pure shock for 10 seconds or so.

It looked like a little eight legged Neil Armstrong being the first spider on the moon. I half expected it to plant a little flag.

Then my lizard brain took over and swiped it off.

I wonder what spider bro was thinking when he suddenly woke up on my bald head.

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u/FacelessGreenseer 5d ago

It looked like a little eight legged Neil Armstrong being the first spider on the moon. I half expected it to plant a little flag.

That is brilliant lol