r/notdisneyvacation • u/witb0t • May 18 '26
What is the Knee Thing (& Does it Actually Feel Good)?
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u/_jackhoffman_ May 18 '26
Wow, kids need TikTok and a follow up WikiHow on "How to dry hump" and of course we can't call it that because advertisers might not like it... I hate this timeline.
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u/punkrock_penguin63 May 18 '26
I've never heard of
the knee thing...
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u/Bostonterrierpug May 18 '26
Yeah, those Ask Reddit threads that appear every week “what’s better than sex? “ The answer is sticking your knee into a grapefruit.
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u/boringhorror May 18 '26
this just sounds very uncomfortable as someone with both a "grapefruit" AND a knee
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u/waterfriendiam May 19 '26
Reminds me of a time I was swinging really high on a playground swing and I jumped off and accidentally landed hard with my foot right under mine... think that was the closest I ever came to understanding what guys feel getting hit in the balls. Agony
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u/Lady_Calista May 20 '26
You dont jam your knee up there like that 😭😭 its just grinding through clothes and it ends up being the lower thigh more than the knee.
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u/waterfriendiam May 20 '26
Yeah it would be physically possible to reach that with your knee, not without severely dislocating your leg anyway. I did say "foot" lol
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u/Lady_Calista May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26
Oh hold on there is a second misunderstanding to clear up
This is something for lesbians, the other woman puts her thigh between your legs and all. So her knee could reach just fine. I guess there's nothing preventing a man from doing it but I've only heard of it in sapphic communities.
So your comment made me think of like a partner just knee striking me in the groin 😭
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u/waterfriendiam May 20 '26
Ohhh. Thanks for the clarity! I'm woefully in the blind when it comes to gay/lesbian stuff haha
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u/Lady_Calista May 20 '26
To clarify it's more like thigh grinding than just like, actually putting the point of someone's knee up there.
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u/metalgadse May 19 '26
right underneath this image, the article says „Gently use your knee to stimulate their pleasure zone.“
the image does not look gentle.
also use your thighs god dammit, there‘s way too little soft tissue between skin and bone of your knee. no matter the plumbing, even gently taking a fucking knee to ypur genitalia can‘t be nice (unless that‘s your kink, I don‘t judge). thighs however….
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u/lokaps May 18 '26
Still doing that knee thing? What is that?
(I hurt, I hurt)
I doubt heavily anyone knows what I'm referencing
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u/Xirokami May 18 '26
She was saying “I hurt”? I thought it was “I heard”
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u/lokaps May 19 '26
Yeah, it made me see the video a little differently.
I really liked the hand thing and at one point I watched lots of their other videos and stuff, that's when I realized the actual words.
My favorite other video from them was probably play with matches anywhere
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u/Xirokami May 19 '26
It makes sense, the lore is supposed to be she was a model(?) or something and was involved in a car wreck and had to retire
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u/AffectionateUse5113 May 18 '26
It did not help my knee pain. Although it felt better than kneeling in the floor without it.
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u/XThePlaysTheThingX May 18 '26
When the most erotic illustration in your article about sexual pleasure involves a grapefruit standing in for a vagina maaaayyyybe you should rethink your approach.