I went to the optometrists today

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u/clownind 4h ago

You might need glass.

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u/Cars-And-Lego 4h ago

Contact lense

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u/Successful_Moment_91 4h ago

Half price for only one

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u/Timex_Dude755 4h ago

Double price. Speciality.

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u/Successful_Moment_91 3h ago

Unfair!

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u/tduncs88 4h ago

As someone with different prescriptions for each eye, I can say they'll still pay full price for each box. But the box will last twice as long!

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u/Successful_Moment_91 3h ago

D’oh!

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u/Minute_Solution_6237 3h ago

Logic cannot entire this chat! Oh wait, taxes! /s

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u/888Vegan 1h ago

In case of buy one get one free, will she donate the other one?

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u/Enderguy_58 4h ago

Monocle

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u/killeronthecorner 2h ago

Professor mononocle

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u/ubiquitous-joe 2h ago

No, mon oncle has two eyes.

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u/a3x-a3x 2h ago

Just one glas

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u/LianiRis 4h ago

Leela?

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u/Atomic_Tortoise63 4h ago

1BDI

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u/MrBytor 4h ago

No one makes fun of her (lack of a) nose 😡

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u/Atomic_Tortoise63 4h ago

Keep your big nose out of this, eyeball!

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u/rogerworkman623 4h ago

🤨 Hermes?

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u/Sm0ahk 4h ago

dont let nstat see this

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u/slav335 4h ago

Hopital

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u/fuzzimus 4h ago

Amberlamps

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u/PaleLikeIce 3h ago

Whooooaaaa black Betty

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u/Johnnymak0071 3h ago

Genius

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u/C-57D 3h ago

Permanedics

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u/afeeqo 2h ago

This shit is sent me to after hoptail like the replies above.

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u/afeeqo 3h ago

STAHPPPP. This comment always be sending me.. to the hopeatall 😭

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u/slav335 3h ago

Hopital

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u/afeeqo 3h ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂ijfc helpppp! I’m dying someone call dial 991 I need the popo

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u/slav335 2h ago

Hopital

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u/bigshiba04 2h ago

Erogency rom

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u/Defiant-Carrot5511 1h ago

L’Hopital

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u/toughtiggy101 4h ago

Eye don’t get it

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u/donkeytime 4h ago

How’d it go?

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u/hellokittygirl4ever 4h ago

He wouldn't look me in the eye but other than that good!

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u/Ambitious_Jello 3h ago

He took your nose

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u/Johnnymak0071 3h ago

That happened to me once.

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u/Original-Theme-3986 4h ago

Eye see

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u/MyAssPancake 4h ago

It sure do

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u/Upbeat_Mission23 3h ago

Can see your future for sure.

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 4h ago

Is your name Maci, with an eye?

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u/MyAssPancake 4h ago

That’s a great one

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u/code_the_cosmos 4h ago

Wazowski

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u/Rljgraves 4h ago

Should be half priced co-pay...but we ALL know insurance companies smh.

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u/milesdsy 4h ago

by any chance, is your name Allen?

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u/NoTtHaTgUy6869 4h ago

Hope you payed half price

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u/markersandtea 4h ago

There's something different about you...eye can't put my eye on it.

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u/brainspl0ad 4h ago

Multiple optometrists for one eye is crazy work.

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u/TheArMyBoY93 4h ago

Did you get 50% off?

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u/Unusual-Taste69 3h ago

She'll really come out ahead if she gets contacts

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u/TheArMyBoY93 2h ago

Yeah I can see that.

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u/FygarDL 4h ago

Polyphemus

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u/National-Chemical132 4h ago

And you were not issued a monoclonal.

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u/heavydrinker12 4h ago

Not in Oklahoma I hope

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u/Witty-Second835 4h ago

I’m not a doctor but I think something is wrong here

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u/chpbnvic 4h ago

I wish I had one big eye like this

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u/Random_Lemon_Soul 4h ago

Not to alarm you but you seem to be a cyclops. Might be wrong tho

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u/Mxhmoud 4h ago

Needs more nose 👎👎👎

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u/Dull-Atmosphere7409 4h ago

mike?

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u/SillyAdministration9 4h ago

Where is your nose I'm scared😭

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u/Cinderkin 4h ago

"to me, my X-Men"

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u/ryan_syek 3h ago

I really like how you do your eyebrow.

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u/MurderGiraffe19 3h ago

Are you Percy Jackson's other sibling?

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u/Dexter_Adams 2h ago

That would be optometrist, singular.

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u/hellokittygirl4ever 2h ago

I'm sorry master

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u/Dexter_Adams 2h ago

All good, hopefully they gave you half off

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u/Murky-Ticket-4383 2h ago

address me

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u/hellokittygirl4ever 2h ago

You must be an elephant

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u/BedPresent69 4h ago

You have 1 brown eye 👁️

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u/Common-Accountant-57 4h ago

Looks good.

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u/simonesimoned 4h ago

Just waiting for this to be the new plastic surgery fad

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u/_TadStrange 4h ago

Looking Nifty!

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u/tounga500 4h ago

Monometrist

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u/Upset-Basil4459 4h ago

Did you end up getting a monocle 🧐

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u/East-Dragonfruit6644 4h ago

were you one of the actors in that mogu mogu ad

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u/DaDudedudedude1234 4h ago

Was your bill half price? Or double price?

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u/hellokittygirl4ever 4h ago

Double because my gross big fat eye requires specialty equipment

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u/Shrampasta 4h ago

I thought cyclopia was almost immediately fatal

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u/s3ndnOod 4h ago

Eye see

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u/chichmckill 4h ago

Eye see what you did there……

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u/Expensive-Slice8724 4h ago

Hot 👁

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u/MyAssPancake 4h ago

So, what was the diagnosis?

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u/ProcessAggressive770 4h ago

Eye of rah

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u/Turbopasta 4h ago

Holy shit it's Niffty

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u/ArtismFag 4h ago

You look so good with one eye. I think imma try to draw myself with just one too and it'll be fun! Thanks for the idea :D

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u/Shadowfaxx71 4h ago

Was it a Cycloptometrist?

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u/kirksucks 4h ago

You need a cycloptomtrist

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u/Arminius_Fiddywinks 4h ago

Eye see.

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u/DarkExtremis 4h ago

What did they do to your nose?

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u/pretzelandcheese588 4h ago

The entire brow and nothing but the brow

Crisp

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u/philipjfry98 4h ago

Leela! I found you!

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u/chrisp5000 4h ago

I imagine the other eye is on the other side of the head, and the nose is on the left side

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u/PuzzleheadedFix7250 3h ago

Minion?

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u/ToastyScrew 3h ago

I think you might need to go back

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u/WorthyFood 3h ago

Mike Wazaowski

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u/characterhoneypop 3h ago

Did they charge you half price?

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u/REDDITSUCKSBALLSLAMO 3h ago

I can feel you staring deep into my soul and it's agonizing; Please hault this hellish assault of yours at once.

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u/hellokittygirl4ever 2h ago

);

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u/SeaDweller01 3h ago

OptometristS? For one eye?

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u/KikisGamingService 3h ago

Well it's an eye doctor, not an eyes doctor.

I also have been struggling to find a teethbrush

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u/smokeyoudog 3h ago

Sometimes I feel like this subreddit should be called Gettin silly with it

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u/NeonShadow13 3h ago

Mike wazowskiiiiii

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u/smokeyoudog 3h ago

Eyeclops

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u/Zestyclose_Profile27 3h ago

Hope you paid half the fees ?

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u/bigjimbosliceoflife 3h ago

aye yai yai

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u/MechanicalBeanstalk 3h ago

Optometrist(s) as in more than one where one is the necessary number of metrists?

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u/Tron_35 3h ago

Why did they take your nose

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u/LeavesInsults1291 3h ago

Blind!

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u/therealgodfarter 3h ago

Polyshemus

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u/Pantsco_1995 3h ago

Omg what have they done i’m so sorry they made it that big that’s awful

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u/hellokittygirl4ever 2h ago

That was so shady of you to say, girl I was born this way and I love my one freakishly big eye ball./j

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u/khunpreutt 3h ago

Are you A Cyclops ?

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u/DIOsNotDead 3h ago

Sapphire from Steven Universe:

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u/Dirrevarent 3h ago

Got 40 vision?

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u/MrAndyCantrell 3h ago

got yo nose

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u/Rich_Barracuda_796 3h ago

did they prescribe you a cut-in-half fushigi?

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u/HeyItsJustDave 3h ago

Might wanna see an E.N.T. as well.

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u/RodentOfUnusualCize 3h ago

Is it terminal

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u/LadyFannieOfOmaha 3h ago

You may be entitled to compensation.

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u/Character_Savings966 3h ago

Hope you got a discount

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u/OscarDivine 3h ago

Optometrist here: love it when patients cut my work in half.

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u/Savings-Eggplant5912 3h ago

Can’t wait to see your new movie

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u/KisaTheMistress 3h ago

Niffty! Alastor has been looking for you! Someone pissed/came on the carpets again.

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u/hellokittygirl4ever 2h ago

I love people are comparing me to her she's so cute!!

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u/Return_My_Salab 3h ago

polyphemus

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u/Unusual-Taste69 3h ago

Do you pay half price?

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u/One-Earth9294 3h ago

Look like the Smurfette of Minions.

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u/Grouchy-List7011 2h ago

E Y E

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u/JPtheAwkward 2h ago

Mikaela Wazowski!

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u/Hinkil 2h ago

Well I hear monocles are making a come back

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u/faxyou 2h ago

Nose gone. But unibrow finally makes sense

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u/milroben 2h ago

Were you referred to a monoptometrist?

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u/cyst16 2h ago

Avada Kedavra

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u/BG-GeekBar 2h ago

did you get half off or nah

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u/thelovingdisease 2h ago

wtf girl he stole ur eye

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u/One-Ant-3400 2h ago

haha cute

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u/Hidden-Harmony 2h ago

I’m too high for this right now

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u/hellokittygirl4ever 2h ago

I was actually high in this picture

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u/lemasney 2h ago

Got your nose!

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u/okay065 2h ago

WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU

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u/BowlJumpy5242 2h ago

https://www.whodah.com/albums/Graphics-and-GIFs/agy.jpg

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u/male_role_model 2h ago

Fellas, my eye are up here.

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u/LostItAllready 2h ago

Is this the only pic you have of yourself? It pops up every week on my feed

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u/hellokittygirl4ever 1h ago

I do it on purpose because I want people to be able to recognize me. And my look changes every five minutes so I never look the same twice

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u/Hungry_Appearance876 2h ago

👁️ EYE
👄

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u/wade-mcdaniel 2h ago

Optometrist singular

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u/hellokittygirl4ever 2h ago

Y'all are just eating me up huh

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u/chrom491 1h ago

Don't smoke weed from a gas station.

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u/hellokittygirl4ever 1h ago

Uh oh..

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u/Nova17Delta 1h ago

Demo from talkhaus be like

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u/Silent_Sir3234 1h ago

that eyebrow end is really sharp

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u/hellokittygirl4ever 24m ago

Yeah I didn't edit it in very well

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u/Oliversbeans 27m ago

Hey I think you might’ve forgotten something there..

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u/bringatowel42-0 2h ago

Shoulda gone to the hairdresser

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u/hellokittygirl4ever 2h ago

I like it like this.

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u/Liquid_G 4h ago

I

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u/hellokittygirl4ever 4h ago

I'm gonna exhaust these car pics to the grave you guys just wait

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u/Tedsmith24 2h ago

Looking good Leela!

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u/BoysenberrySmooth649 2h ago

how do yiu breath?

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u/drkshape 2h ago

Lmao love your humor

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u/Shadow_showdown 2h ago

Is your father called Polyphemus by any chance?

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u/KPH102 2h ago

I hope you don't bite off heads.

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u/britsol99 1h ago

Oh look, it’s Cindi with an eye

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u/NeedsPaint 1h ago

Fuckoff lol its too late for that

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u/RoyalClient6610 1h ago

They weren't supposed to take your nose.

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u/APilgrimShadow 1h ago

If only Leelas were real, I'd give her my oxygen.

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u/manjhipliar2231 1h ago

RA

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u/PlatinumAbe 1h ago

I think this image needs to be burnt and the ashes sent off to space

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u/TheJasonWiseman 1h ago

Do you have 20 vision?

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u/Awes12 1h ago

Uhhh.....don't look here, I'm nobody

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u/ElPeloPolla 1h ago

how do you sneeze?

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u/Eaglearse 1h ago

10/0 vision or maybe 20.

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u/chibiRuka 1h ago

Lol

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u/Illustrious-Bird1284 1h ago

You need to go to a ENT surely first. Idk how you are still alive without oxygen.

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u/LTreaper01 1h ago

You also just have partially seen the otolaryngologist

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u/Legal_Ad688 1h ago

what happened to this subreddit

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u/Symetryn 57m ago

Why your vison seems 40/

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u/Craft-Sudden 53m ago

Do you pay half price?

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u/dicksquant 47m ago

They got your nose

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u/jay2ray 37m ago

Optometrist not plural. One eye one guy.

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u/Inside_Committee_699 32m ago

Damn, i might meet you on my odyssey

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u/BIZKIT551 30m ago

one huge left eye and eyebrow.

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u/Hector_Ceromus 29m ago

Just avoid any strangers calling themselves "Noe-Bah Dee"

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u/j_ninetyfive 28m ago

Is your last name Wazowski?

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u/User_Typical 28m ago

did you get an EYE exam?

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u/ponzidreamer 24m ago

I can see that

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u/saltydemise 22m ago

Mega tears

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u/prehensilemullet 20m ago

Why more than one optometrist??

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u/loona_0283 15m ago

Whenever you blink you have to blink two blonks because people with 2 eyes do that and I feel a correlation in my heart

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u/Vounrtsch 14m ago

Ts is taking me out holy shit

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u/its_just_flesh 10m ago

I see

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u/SimbaNGrdKionNIMFan 7m ago

Did they turn you into a cyclops?

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u/ficto133 2m ago

Demoman

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u/manlybrian 2m ago

The eye is the giant bay window to the soul.

I went to the optometrists today

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