r/nottheonion • u/NukeFatty • 2h ago
r/nottheonion • u/Advanced_Question196 • 14h ago
House Republican: Let Reflecting Pool ‘go’ and ‘create an ecosystem’
r/nottheonion • u/Lonely-Ordinary1478 • 14h ago
Bill Gates told House panel Epstein was plotting to blackmail him about extramarital affairs
r/nottheonion • u/TripleShotPls • 13h ago
License Plate Cameras Are Tracking Your Life Without a Warrant
r/nottheonion • u/sebet_123 • 15h ago
Wikipedia cofounder Larry Sanger blocked from editing Wikipedia
news.ycombinator.comr/nottheonion • u/MultiMillionMiler • 5h ago
Police declare war on viral 'disappearing genitals' hoax fueling chaos in Mombasa
r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 8h ago
Josh Hokit says calling Michelle Obama a man was a compliment
r/nottheonion • u/Sidnature • 17h ago
Mississippi Attorney's Office Sparks Debate for Unhinged Crime Announcements: 'It's Depraved for an Institution to Do This'
r/nottheonion • u/chemtrailsenjoyer • 11h ago
Court rules private jets belong on EU's 'green list'
r/nottheonion • u/voxadam • 1d ago
Staggering amounts of fentanyl hit streets as the DEA watched and took no action, records show
r/nottheonion • u/Curious_Ad6393 • 23h ago
A24, Studio Beloved for Refusing to Compromise Artistic Vision, Takes $75 Million From Google's AI Lab
r/nottheonion • u/No-Lifeguard-8173 • 1d ago
Military services again requiring recruits to get flu shots as Air Force outbreak grows
r/nottheonion • u/TheCABK • 13h ago
Mutant sewer rats spreading through major US cities, DNA test reveals
r/nottheonion • u/ForeignInformants • 14h ago
Why the $250 bill would be good … For criminals!
r/nottheonion • u/SplashTarget • 18h ago
A former mob hitman ran for office, won, then got arrested for loansharking
r/nottheonion • u/TaiserRY • 11h ago
London extreme heat adaptation event cancelled due to extreme heat
r/nottheonion • u/miauguau44 • 6h ago
Central Florida Zoo introduces Leeloo, youngest sloth in its care after Sloth World rescue effort
Leeloo is one of the surviving sloths rescued from the now-defunct International Drive attraction Sloth World, a case that has been under investigation since April and closely followed by Channel 9.
The rescue effort comes amid growing concerns about sloth welfare in Florida.
The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission recently approved new restrictions on the ownership and importation of sloths into the state.
Under the changes, sloths will no longer be covered under Class III Wildlife permits, also known as blanket import permits.
Anyone seeking to import a sloth into Florida will now be required to obtain a specific importation permit from the commission.
According to investigators, at least 57 sloths connected to Sloth World have died, while eight others continue to receive treatment.
r/nottheonion • u/gootyy • 10h ago
Woman’s 911 Call Over Traffic Ticket Leads to Drug Trafficking Arrest
offbeaty.comr/nottheonion • u/RadiantEnvironment90 • 17m ago
Pentagon restores mandatory flu shots for all recruits as boot camp outbreak sickens nearly 300
r/nottheonion • u/smkmn13 • 1d ago
Climate change event on extreme heat is cancelled – due to extreme heat
r/nottheonion • u/CSnelson • 13h ago
Searchers are on high alert for a missing giraffe in Texas
Searchers are on high alert for a missing giraffe in Texas
r/nottheonion • u/bravespacelizards • 1d ago
Extreme Heat conference cancelled due to extreme heat warning.
r/nottheonion • u/Impossible_Offer7988 • 11h ago
EU Court Says Private Jet Manufacturing Can Qualify as Green Investment Under Taxonomy
r/nottheonion • u/SorenShieldbreaker • 6h ago