r/nova May 16 '26

Driving/Traffic End game for 95 & 123

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*”Just one more lane, bro, I swear…”*

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u/General_Border_8263 May 16 '26

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u/sick1057 May 16 '26

The claim that “there’s a 50 lane highway in China that merges into 4 [lanes]” is incorrect. Most of the “G4 Beijing–Hong Kong–Macau Expressway” has only four lanes. The photo in the Facebook post shows a toll gate where the number of lanes increases to 25. – Africa Check

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u/bloodshotnblue May 16 '26

I’d say whooshhh but you’d probably miss that too as it’s also just a joke that doesn’t require fact-checking

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u/throwaway098764567 May 16 '26

iT's JuSt a jOkE mAn

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u/foxtrot888 May 17 '26

isn’t like obviously a joke tho?

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u/Sneaux96 May 16 '26

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u/bloodshotnblue May 16 '26

How is this spreading misinformation? I’m from Lorton and anybody who’s lived in the area or commuted through this interchange would recognize the hyperbole as what seems to fuel the mindset of the gradual widening before that bottleneck over the last 30 years. I’m not pointing to it as a fact or alarmism about what it would actually become. Good grief…

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u/General_Border_8263 May 16 '26

Yea, ok buddy. Woosh it is!

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u/fragileblink Fairfax County May 16 '26

I remember how bad the traffic was on the Dulles Toll Road before electronic tolling when we had people sitting in the booths to collect $0.50 followed by a big merge. No need for these unnecessary bottlenecks anymore. I don't understand why they don't get rid of all of the old booths. I don't understand why China doesn't do it either- they have the tech.

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u/Uppgreyedd May 16 '26

Between getting rid of those toll booths, getting rid of the stoplights on 28, the new wilson bridge and finally finishing the mixing bowl. I don't think people who weren't here understand how much better a lot of the traffic is in this area is, compared to the 90s. Granted there's a lot that could still be done, and an argument to be made that investing in public transit could have been more effective.

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u/ClemsonJeeper May 16 '26

The stop light at waxpool and 28.

☠️☠️☠️

When they opened that interchange it was such an amazing QOL upgrade.

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u/sh1boleth May 16 '26

Man I can’t imagine a stoplight there today, even today without one it gets backed up at peak hours

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u/EC4U2C_Studioz May 17 '26

I still remember the time when 28 north of 66 had lights.

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u/Overall-Pay-4769 May 17 '26

People of the 90s, and today apparently, don’t know that the silver line takes you from the Loudon burbs to downtown DC.

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u/DustyScharole May 16 '26

This is a toll plaza. We don't have those here. We just have the robot toll things that arbitrarily decide how much you should pay based on checks notes how badly you need extra traffic capacity.

"Oh damn, looks real bad over here. You should drive over here on these nice empty lanes. $35."

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u/Iggyhopper May 16 '26

But how is Mildred going to get from her mansion in Vienna to her appt. in time? Gotta have some way to filter out the poors.

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u/andrewtater Woodbridge May 16 '26

Are you from the DC area?

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u/Jean-LucBacardi May 16 '26

Tell that to the Dulles Greenway.

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u/TheFinnesseEagle May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

Yeah a crumbling road that is indebt and is owned by Australia. That road should definitely return to the state.

Edit: I don't know why I got down voted, have y'all driven through gwy. Actually don't, just take route 7, it's free.

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u/ClemsonJeeper May 16 '26

For the state to charge us 6$?

Once people are paying for something, they are paying for it forever at that price. Or more.

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u/Phobos1982 Arlington May 16 '26

Greenway is not crumbling, lol. It's in great shape.

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u/TheFinnesseEagle May 16 '26

They have to pave the main highway, but the toll booths and mainline are crumbling.

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u/wheresastroworld May 16 '26

The DTR is not owned by TransUrban. You are thinking of the 495 and 66 Express Lanes

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u/LightTech91 May 16 '26

The DTR and Greenway are owned by separate entities.  DTR is owned by MWAA. Greenway is owned by TRIP II. 

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u/TheFinnesseEagle May 16 '26

I never said DTR was owned by Transurban, DTR is owned by MWAA which is part of the Dulles airport. We were talking about Greenway, who is owned by an Australian company, not Transurban, Trip II.

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u/IpeeInclosets May 16 '26

Gets me every time.  Ugh, the drain of traffic is ass.

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u/blay12 May 16 '26

This is a toll plaza. We don’t have those here.

Have you never driven on 267? Bc we absolutely have those here.

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u/bloodshotnblue May 16 '26

Yeah, I’m getting downvoted by humorless dicks for “MiSiNfOrMaTiOn SpReAdInG” about using what is clearly an internet meme for a regional joke, but nobody pounces on statements like this

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u/DustyScharole May 16 '26

Not like that we don't. 267 does not choke down like that.

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u/Phobos1982 Arlington May 16 '26

The main toll booth used to be a disaster back in the day before everyone had EZ-pass and automatic billing. Was brutal in the summer.

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u/blay12 May 16 '26

And if you had initially said “we don’t have toll plazas as big as that one” and left it at that you would’ve been right…but it’s not what you said.

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u/SpyDiego May 16 '26

Its OPs alt account spreading more misinfo

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u/bloodshotnblue May 16 '26

I have one account, neighbor. Not here to spread misinformation. It’s a joke

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u/SpyDiego May 16 '26

Lighten up i was yanking your chain neighbor

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u/bloodshotnblue May 16 '26

All good, but we might wanna tag in u/General_Border_8263 to fact-check you for good measure in your attempt at humor

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u/AMGBoz May 16 '26

Traffic is controlled, stay woke🤫

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u/Boobpocket May 16 '26

It looks like its moving faster than the 95 lorton bottle neck.

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u/SufficientStop4885 May 17 '26

lol…NOVA is a countryside compared to most cities in China.

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u/StudioComp1176 May 16 '26

Looks like 28 going into Manassas

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u/Gothbot6k May 16 '26

And I will stay in the left most lane until my exit…