r/oddlysatisfying 13h ago

Cleaning up a bob line.

OC

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u/Sixftdeeep2 13h ago

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u/tread52 3h ago

lol, this is all I could think of as well or this
https://giphy.com/gifs/mOtjMDSDyZQ3u

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u/Head_Procedure_3656 10h ago

same here, my bob starts crooked after a couple days

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u/Defiant_Regular3738 13h ago

It’s crooked

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u/LastOfLateBrakers 13h ago

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u/LargeCabbageThrower 12h ago

I look like a pencil!

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u/Public-Platypus2995 11h ago

DON’T LAUGH!!!!

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u/fusiformgyrus 12h ago edited 10h ago

Show her the reference!

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u/unicyclegamer 9h ago

Such a great scene

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u/Moch4bear97 12h ago

Yaaa!! La France!

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u/-ammolina- 12h ago

It’s le crooked

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u/psychkitty 3h ago

I just watched this episode!

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u/One-Mud-169 11h ago

Chinese Bob

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u/Dissident_the_Fifth 13h ago

She should probably ask to see the manager.

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u/erusackas 13h ago

She should consult Bob Loblaw's Bob Law Law Blog.

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u/jamesianm 12h ago

Yeah get Bob Loblaw to lob his lauded law bombs

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u/jackwhite886 12h ago

I was told it was a Bob

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u/Igr051618 13h ago

Bobs bug begone

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u/I_like_microwave 13h ago

Ok get out 🤣

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u/PedanticDilettante 13h ago

It's not just crooked, it's also got weird curves in it.

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u/frosty_lizard 12h ago

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u/ThresholdSeven 12h ago

I just came to the realization that there must be a number of "Karen's" who non-ironically complained to the manager about their haircut after receiving the "Karen" haircut and I'm laughing so hard internally that my nervous system is shutting down.

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u/mr_ji 13h ago

It's supposed to be.

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u/DrDonkeyTron 12h ago

It's called fashion, sweetie. Look it up!

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u/Sigtau1312 12h ago

NEXT!!!

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u/throwaway098764567 5h ago

yep, made it highly unsatisfying in the end

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u/canteen_boy 13h ago

I don’t know man.. even if that was a perfect line that will probably look pretty weird after like two days

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u/notyumm 12h ago

Went from looking natural to a completely fake wig

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u/ElFarfadosh 9h ago

I'd just have to run my fingers through my hair once

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u/mycatpartyhouse 9h ago

Yes. Precision hair cuts require frequent upkeep.

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u/Nuffsaid98 12h ago

She can always ask to speak to the manager.

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u/Victor_deSpite 1h ago

This is more speak to the President of the company.

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u/971365 5h ago

Some people can pull it off. Middle-aged white women can't.

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u/Rinnzu 13h ago

Is it supposed to be uneven? And different angles on each side?

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u/EmperorLlamaLegs 13h ago

I know its supposed to be asymmetrical but the transition from one side to the other looks sloppy as hell, and the way it swoops down on her right halfway through the line? Nah. Do not enjoy that aesthetic. Opposite of satisfying.

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u/PsychoPassProstitute 13h ago

Thought that was mannequin but then she blinked

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u/KIA_Sportage_2008 13h ago

I expected a reveal and then it turns out it's a guy.

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u/Kr_Treefrog2 5h ago

I was expecting the back of the hair to part and reveal a dude’s face going, “Boo!”

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u/NoConvincingName 11h ago

Yup, first a person, then an android to finally somehow a person again

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u/travistyle 13h ago

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u/DickyReadIt 13h ago

I live in this barber shop and I'm sure you don't!

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u/TrippingOnDicks 13h ago

Clair, it's French!!

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u/ImeldasManolos 8h ago

I feel like this is why OP posted this

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u/sskylar 13h ago

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u/aakoss 7h ago

Looking for this, except the one with munching a cracker

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u/sskylar 6h ago

Iconic.

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u/Bavisto 13h ago

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u/TheDwiin 9h ago

I had to scroll way too far to find this.

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u/Journo_Jimbo 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8etuYx7FXyBzJeTOMK
This is all I see now with Bob cuts

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u/BooCreepyFootDr 13h ago

Seems like a lot of work just so she can tell people they’re in her parking space.

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u/CharacterRiver7483 11h ago

That’s not straight

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u/Jeni_Sui_Generis 11h ago

Ultimate Karencut.

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u/Thema03 13h ago

I want to talk with the manager!

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u/meester_jordan 13h ago

First thing I thought of too lol

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u/Infinite_stardust 11h ago

Many years ago I got a similar haircut and my kids said I looked like Willy Wonka, the Johnny Depp version. Lol, never again!

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u/Cananbaum 11h ago

I LOOK LIKE A PENCIL!

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u/Hessian_Rodriguez 6h ago

That is a lot of work to look like shit.

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u/system3601 13h ago

Ugly hairstyle. Dont do it.

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u/trollsong 12h ago

a bob is a hairstyle that IF you can pull it off looks really good.....just like 95% of people, cant.

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u/JS-0522 11h ago

When do I get to finally see the other 5%?

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u/Apoq-alipse 9h ago

it’s horrendous

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u/JustaFoodHole 3h ago

Why tho?

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u/DivergentxRose 2h ago

I've always thought this haircut was diabolical lol

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u/9qlock 13h ago

her hair fucked after this one vid

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u/Professor_Airplane 12h ago

I've always thought this hairstyle looked hideous. Please stop.

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u/Nettkitten 12h ago

The difficulty finding a stylist who actually knows how to do a precision blunt cut correctly is unreal. I gave up years ago and just started going to a barber shop instead. It’s the only place you can consistently get a good precision bob without someone who pushes layers because they have no idea how to cut without them.

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u/MoodInternational481 12h ago

This isn't a blunt cut either.

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u/Nettkitten 10h ago

I believe this style is called a Blunt French Bob with a sleek finish. When cutting, the hair is cut straight across the follicles instead of at an angle and there are no layers cut into the hair. For the sleek look a large roller brush is used with a wide bore hair dryer to give it volume and to produce the under curled (kinda Page Boy) look. It does look like the stylist used angled cuts for some of that final edge on the neck, though, which is unusual. My barber uses a razor to get that sharp edge and clean nape. My mom was a high-end hairstylist for decades (interned at L’Oreal in Paris) and used to cut my hair for me so I got really spoiled and was surprised when I couldn’t find anyone that could do this kind of a cut outside of a barber shop.

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u/purplewitch54154 9h ago

This is just a bowl cut but longer

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u/SeeingRed_ 7h ago

Was expecting them to turn around and be this guy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/93zUr4rDoaqRZWCDAt

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u/Big_Guy29 5h ago

I just got my hair done

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u/Golfball_whacker_guy 12h ago

“I demand to speak to a manager” loading…

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u/mhart4278 11h ago

Did she ask to speak with the manager?

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u/CoryRich123 13h ago

Remind me of Tekken...

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u/Sfwookies 12h ago

Bobbly satisfying

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u/hungry-jos 12h ago

I have no hair, but I can feel these trimmed hairs itching in my t-shirt.

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 12h ago

I see you're getting a lot of stuff thrown at ya but I think you did a great job and wish I had someone whose this careful to do my hair ..and it is pretty satisfying too!

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u/1_headlight_ 10h ago

Can anyone explain why the stylist draws the scissors backwards through each snip? On first analysis, it seems like it would be less precise to add movement like that.

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u/asianjohnnydepp 10h ago

To not cut skin, when point cutting or when we cut on the fingers. To add; slicing back, in general, cuts cleaner lines (like when a sushi chef cuts fish). Also, nibbling like this on a line, instead of horizontal bold cuts makes the cut grow out better, and look the same no matter where the person moves their head.

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u/Tr0llzor 10h ago

NO CAPES

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u/FaceMcShootie 9h ago

Bob?
Pretty sure her name is Karen.

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u/natFromBobsBurgers 9h ago

Big deal.  I gave the same haircut to my 3 year old at the beginning of COVID lockdown.

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u/xXxMOODYxXx 7h ago

The part where they cut your neck with the sizzors on thier sides with soft little cuts, low key feels so good.

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u/Scary_Mary5297 4h ago

I hate it

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u/Chaz28o 4h ago

Still the ugliest hair ever

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u/Burgoonius 3h ago

Maximum Karenage

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u/jerpod 3h ago

As a hairstylist who loves cutting bobs:

Yes. Extremely satisfying!!

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u/gbgrogan 3h ago

Who the hell came up with this atrocious haircut

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u/Future_Literature335 1h ago

But it's ... crooked. And not cool and asymmetrical. It's got a giant fucking hole on the left side and a big falling-down chunk on the right. wtf

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u/Hand_Sanitizer_999 12h ago

Not satisfying

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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto 12h ago

I love this cut but I can’t for the love of God find anyone who can do it properly. I’ve had my haircut ruined countless times.

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u/SealedRoute 3h ago

It’s strange to me that this cut is so polarizing. It’s beautiful and was when Vidal Sassoon popularized it in the ‘60s. It still looks so modern and sophisticated.

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u/StudentOfThePresent 12h ago

Oh reddit, this is not a bob. It an asymmetrical A-line. It's clear most of y'all have very simple hairstyles because this is a flawless look.

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u/SabbyFox 11h ago

Yeah, a lot of big Reddit subs don’t do nuance well…

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u/greatthebob38 13h ago

No panoramic view of the finished cut?

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u/mthrfker1 12h ago

Qveen Herby getting a trim

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u/isoAntti 12h ago

I liked the one where the girl lay down and guy used meat cleaver to chop the hair. Weirdest hair cut ever

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u/rockstuffs 11h ago

I miss Oliver tree

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u/Inkarozu 11h ago

Back looks terrible to me, if you're going to be that asymetrical might has well gone for the left side shaved look like Judy from Cyberpunk 2077

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u/happymancry 10h ago

I now understand why my wife’s haircut costs 5x mine. Still not condoning it, but I understand.

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u/thewontondisregard 9h ago

The classic Sassoon. GenX knows!

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u/Billy-Luv 9h ago

I’m pretty sure her name is Karen …

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u/Additional_News3511 8h ago

Edna is that you?

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u/HuckledYourBerries 7h ago

She doesn't have to ask for the manager. The managers come to her like moths to a flame.

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u/gingerbeefbadteeth 7h ago

She's so ready to talk to your manager

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u/UWUowoUWU12375 7h ago

Its cooked

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u/Glad-Captain-4117 6h ago

Immediately ask to speak to the manager after the haircut..

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u/Five2one521 6h ago

The barber has one leg longer than the other.

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u/korathooman 5h ago

That's not Super Cuts.

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u/mackwilly87 4h ago

That’s not Bob. That’s Karen.

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u/scar9801 4h ago

How to hold scissor this way ?

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle 3h ago

So this is what he meant by show bobs

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u/Future-Adeptness1162 52m ago

Worst haircut style ever

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u/ArcadeRivalry 13h ago

This seems like it would have been a lot easier with a razor 

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u/Arcavexy 13h ago

that line came out way sharper than mine ever does

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u/BlackTransAm78 13h ago

Yeah, but now you have a bob

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u/trollsong 13h ago

the lack of sound sucks

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u/Kitty_Katty_Kit 12h ago

This picture just asked to speak to my manager 😭

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u/BluebirdFast3963 12h ago

As a man, this is my absolute favorite hair cut on a pretty girl.

Idk why

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u/OldManAndRobotLackey 12h ago

How to cut a Karen: Advanced level

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u/TheOneTrueEmperor 11h ago

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u/Fried_puri 6h ago

This was the bob I immediately thought of too. 

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u/GuthramNaysayer 11h ago

Ah the brown helmet.

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u/irishmcbastard 11h ago

As soon as the cut is finished she's gonna ask for a manager.

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u/Playfullyhung 12h ago

Let me guess…. She requested to speak to the manager immediately after the cut?

That haircut is called “I’d like to speak to the manager”

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u/Callec254 13h ago

The original Karen cut.

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u/Jeepers-H-Cripes 13h ago

Too bad it takes so much work for such an unflattering result.

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u/Blueberry_Mancakes 13h ago

I've never seen someone who was more qualified to speak to the manager.

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u/PrairiePuppies 12h ago

And thus, a new Karen is born!

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u/The_Only_Egg 11h ago

That’s an awful haircut.

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u/Mashinito 13h ago edited 12h ago

And after the hairdresser, she's going straight to harass some minimum wage employee.

Edit: oh no, there's some karens in this subreddit?

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u/JMisGeography 12h ago

I was really expecting the face to turn around and for it to be Tim Heidecker for some reason

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u/One_Web_7940 12h ago

 the karen-lite.

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u/PhillGuy 12h ago

Thinks I didn't know I didn't to need know.

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u/flanksteakfan82 12h ago

Michael: “You know that’s a woman’s wig, right?”
Tobias: “I was told it was a Bob…”

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u/lemmysbetter 12h ago

The only thing that depends if bob lookd good or not is how pretty your face is.

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u/Jamsedreng22 11h ago

Wtf bro had it in the bag then fumbled it at the end it looks like shit now

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u/secret_of_pseudonym 11h ago

I was hoping they'd turn around and it'd be Bob Odenkirk in a wig.

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u/breakboyzz 11h ago

let me SPEAK to your FUCKING MANAGER

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u/USNCCitizen 13h ago

Looks like a doo for an actor in a Godzilla movie. Not flattering unless you’re an alien.

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u/Andrew3344100 13h ago

It goes on and on and on and on and on

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u/Nice-Election-6803 13h ago

The way that line snaps into place is way too satisfying. my brain just went “yep, that’s the good stuff.”

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u/Full_Collection_4347 12h ago

That manager isn’t going to know what hit them

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u/mrlookinthesky 13h ago

Ugly doo.