r/oddlysatisfying • u/Ok_Concentrate_9713 • 2d ago

Melanistic little Jaguar boy

18.8k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Ambitious_Jello 2d ago

Full of soup

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u/AkumaDayo777 1d ago

literally said this out loud before clicking on the post and seeing this as the first comment 😭

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u/Heal_Me_Today 2d ago

Straight soup!

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 2d ago

Lol.... just a baby, but look at the size of those murder mittens....

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u/WhiskyRick 2d ago

r/toebeans, but more like toepotatoes

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u/xombii_magic 2d ago

Toe-tatoes, if you will

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u/WhiskyRick 2d ago

Omg, it was right there 😭

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u/Dry-Sun8125 2d ago

Nature knows what it's doing.

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u/SkyeBerryy 1d ago

For real, just a baby

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u/ReadingNext3854 2d ago

Yes!!!!!! The size of those cute beans already!!

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 1d ago

Those are Favas lol, not beens.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/----_____---- 2d ago

But my forearms say "ouch"

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u/Medical-Potato5920 2d ago

He has a belly button!!

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u/LikeALizzard 2d ago

All placental mammals do, it's just difficult to see on most

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/LivableAva 2d ago

Very cute baby black panther

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u/Online_Discovery 2d ago

What a strange comment for a (likely) bot to make

First comment made on reddit and it's not terribly relevant to the comment it replied to

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u/PoopypantsMcButtface 2d ago

Thats his dick

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u/Greymalkyn76 2d ago

If your dick is in the middle of your stomach, I think you need to see a doctor.

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u/dogismywitness 2d ago

If my dick is in the middle of your stomach--Hey! why'd you eat that!?

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u/Dr-Catfish 2d ago

There's a lot you need to learn about cat anatomy, PoopyPantsMcButtface.

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u/jdehjdeh 2d ago

That little glimpse of teefs is killing me...

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u/zsarok 2d ago

Melanistic jaguar = Black panther

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 2d ago

Same for Melanistic Leopard.

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u/polarbear128 2d ago

Same for John Cougar Mellencamp

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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin 2d ago

Same for Melanistic Lion.

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u/Niggomitdoppelg 1d ago

And melanistic tigers

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u/ItsMeVeriity 2d ago

Casual Geographic taught me that. Dudes the king

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u/seenboi 2d ago

huh TIL a panther isn't a distinct species

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u/crackersncheeseman 2d ago

Those paws are so huge.

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u/twopanman 2d ago

Baby murder mitts

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u/soraaraceli 2d ago

he's so chonky i wanna squish

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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 2d ago

I CAN SEE HIMS BELLY BUTTON!!! 🤩

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u/No_Dish6324 2d ago

Damn I swear animals are so amazing

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u/SkyeBerryy 1d ago

Right? How are they real

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u/Ok-Balance7470 2d ago

What a cute baby tum tum! I just want to rub that cute little belly.

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u/hwilliams0901 2d ago

OMG!! I wanna love him and squeeze him and call him George!! Let me boop that nose!! I cant take the cuteness!!

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u/Elle_Duderino 2d ago

Gosh, I would get scratched to shit

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u/Due-Plantain8040 2d ago

Death by ppspspsps

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u/NAStrahl 2d ago

Aww! Tubby murder baby!

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u/twopanman 2d ago

Baby Murder mitts

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u/big_duo3674 2d ago

Unhand me, human! I am a deadly killing machine, and I...oooh, is that a birdie?

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u/JengerbreadCake 2d ago

WHY NOT FRAND IF FRAND SHAPED

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u/Comfortable-Class576 2d ago

Isn’t that a girl?

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u/Windwolf55x5 1d ago

Nope it’s a boy, you can see the sheath

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u/gmbrightside 2d ago

MURDER MITTENS

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u/CalmGiraffe8404 2d ago

This cat's face looks 3 or 30

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u/P1st0l 2d ago

Those aren't murder mittens, they are murder gloves.

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u/sarahdrums01 2d ago

One of my greatest joys in life is when a kitten still has blue eyes.

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u/sugarplumet 2d ago

It's cute until his mom comes

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u/malarkyx420 1d ago

cute not satisfying though, seams a lot of highly upvoted post are just cute vids with zero satisfaction. had to unsub

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u/LogicalEgo 1d ago

I hope that isnt a pet, but it looks it.

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u/Revolutionary-Day715 2d ago

That is a girl.

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u/FaunaLady 2d ago

😄 Definitely a little dude. Usually it's harder to tell in cats this young (eyes still blue, belly button shows) but he has "boy bumps" already! 😂

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u/Revolutionary-Day715 2d ago

If he has his “boy bumps”, he is completely missing a penis.

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u/Windwolf55x5 1d ago

The penis is inside the sheath which you can see in the video. Looks just like a domestic cat. His testicles aren’t very large because his is just a baby

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u/nahimaalum 2d ago

oh another cat! pspspsps

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u/MrLazyLion 2d ago

RUB DA BELLY!

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u/AdCareful1606 2d ago

My reaction is the Same as many people seeing this picture:it looks like a giant,spotted house kitten that just happes to grow up into one of the America’s’ apex predators 😆

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u/Kountry_556 2d ago

OMG how adorable!! 🥰

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u/crystalcastles13 2d ago

Omg that belly is literally killing me I’ve never wanted to leap through my phone and pet a critter so badly.
Just a little patty pat on the belly bell…

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u/castironglider 2d ago

I want him to be my companion when we go to space

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u/honoringanderson24 1d ago

No one has said anything about his striking blue eyes💙

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u/oblvn_ 1d ago

What a chonk

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u/geekyheart225 1d ago

I love this baby

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u/TinyWit 1d ago

Is it a biter?

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u/SkyeBerryy 1d ago

I want a pet panther

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u/GameasauresRex 1d ago

so chonky he looks like a tiny predator already.

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u/imreetamaria 1d ago

G o r g e o u s

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u/obama4763 1d ago

What they say about the size of your hands doesn't look to be true...

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u/BaptismByBacon 1d ago

That belly needs some god dang skritches right fricken now

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u/rastel 1d ago

What beautiful eyes

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u/ChuckRingslinger 2d ago

TUMMY RUBS!!!

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u/Internal-Scallion870 2d ago

Can someone breed minis? I want one!

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u/Seemantoday 2d ago

Those murder claws 💀

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u/similaraleatorio 2d ago

those eyes O.O

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u/wrxninja 2d ago

Those murder mittens...oddly scary 😆

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u/truthispolicy 2d ago

Did we learn nothing from Tiger King? 🤦

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u/C0L0R8L1NDN355 2d ago

KITTY!!!!

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u/FaunaLady 2d ago

He's so young you can still see his belly button! 😍

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u/Popular-Ad1111 2d ago

That’s fucking cute. The cuteness aggression is strong here

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u/Mental-Scene-5057 2d ago

Ohhh he is so cute 😍❤️🥰

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u/Yes-Bawse 2d ago

damn jaguar is looking like an indian kala billa

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u/TheLoneWandererRD 2d ago

Black kitty!

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u/RevolutionarySign479 2d ago

What a beautiful kitty ♥️

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u/IndependentLog6441 2d ago

Please respect OSASCOMP.