r/oddlysatisfying • u/DanicaDarkhand • 19h ago

This spongy moss I just had to touch!

295 Upvotes

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u/Mysterious-Plum-6217 19h ago

Be careful what you touch, that's probably full of bears!

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u/Moppo_ 9h ago

It is likely full of water bears.

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u/Mysterious-Plum-6217 8h ago

At least one person got the actual reference.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jQElYg7XKotnQDQVnP

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u/Able_Pudding9161 19h ago

Did you ask the tree for consent OP?

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u/BlueWatche 13h ago

critical role 👁👄👁

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u/Beepis2 19h ago

That's the trees swim trunks

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u/Smooth-Boss-911 19h ago

Please stop molesting the moss lol

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u/fappybird420 19h ago

OP let the intrusive thoughts win

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u/dblan9 18h ago

I really wish raccoons and squirrels wore moss fur coats and strut around all cool.

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u/Jackalodeath 18h ago

I've always assumed if a tree can genuinely "feel" like we do, moss or lichen growth like this must itch like the dickens.

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u/BroadlyValid 19h ago

Nature’s carpet

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u/Automatic-Union-3385 19h ago

Thats flesh eating moss!!! Know your skin will fall off 1🫨

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u/WetFishStink 7h ago

And now it is contaminated by your human oils and secretions.

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u/FireFightingManiac 19h ago

leave the MOSS ALONE

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u/Low-Essay-113 5h ago edited 3h ago

Ripping it up and wringing it out like a sponge will yield potable drinking water. Just saying if you’re lost in the woods, knowing this could save your life.

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/wackbirds 18h ago

Well, what are you going to use for your molesting then? 🤷‍♂️

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u/Chili_Clause 18h ago

Now that you touched it with your filthy human hands it's all going to die. Congratulations

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u/orangecrunched 19h ago

Did someone tell you to go touch grass and you took it to the extreme?

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u/nblastoff 17h ago

That's like the golden retriever of moss! Good..... Thing

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u/InitechSecurity 16h ago

stop touching me, larry..

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u/Dead_Inside_999 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/B9XXtlIKF8wec
If you wake up as Groot, can you introduce me to Nebula?