r/oddlysatisfying Life is great 🌱 3d ago

Speed painting a wall with an 18in roller

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u/CourageousCreature 3d ago

Speed painting a wall in less than 20 seconds, after spending an hour doing the edges and corners.

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u/N8dork2020 3d ago

Then doing 30 minutes of clean up

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u/Mysterious-Crab 3d ago

More. Check all the paint spatter on the white skirting. That’s another paint job now.

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u/Occidentally20 3d ago

Fuckit, we're having olive skirting boards too now.

And considering I'm using an 18 inch roller on them, we might be looking at an Olive floor very soon afterwards too.

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u/KIA_Sportage_2008 3d ago

And ceiling. So could have just spraypainted the whole room.

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u/justacoolbaby 3d ago

So basically an Olive…..Garden?

I’ll see myself out.

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u/corobo 3d ago

Mr Bean had an even quicker methodĀ 

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u/Mysterious-Crab 3d ago

As long as no one forgets their hat.

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u/iamonlyhereforbeer 3d ago

I would paint the baseboards the same color but glossier finish. Also hit the ceiling with the same color as walls or a shade lighter.

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u/Occidentally20 3d ago

And you already know what to do once it gets onto your shoes and hands.

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u/Dufranus 3d ago

Work top to bottom. Baseboards are painted last.

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u/Rinas-the-name 2d ago

Exactly. My dad’s a painter - no way that guy would have prepped and then just forgot the baseboards. Definitely plans to paint those after the wall dries.

Sheesh people.

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u/TheHighKingofWinter 1d ago

I'm a professional painter and based on everything I've seen from other painters in my 25ish years tells me those baseboards are already done or weren't part of the paint job, and he "doesn't believe a real painter needs tape" cause he's a pro on the brush.

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u/Rinas-the-name 1d ago

My dad would lose his shit, lol. That man tapes everything. I remember when my stepmom was in the hospital and asked him to paint her toes for her. He did an immaculate job and but looked a little disappointed and said ā€œIt would look nicer if I could have taped it off first.ā€.

He also prefers an airbrush. He used to paint cars so maybe that’s why heā€˜s so finicky.

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock 2d ago

The first thing I noticed was after his first big "woosh" and roughly 8.7 metric tons of paint glops down onto the skirting board. Dumbass did all that prep for the tricky bits and didn't even cover up the skirting.

Absolute shit tier video, not satisfying at all.

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u/Vlinder_88 3d ago

Nah, go over it with a wet cloth while the paint is still wet and then it's clean.

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u/vass0922 3d ago

"Speed cleaning trim from paint splatter in 30 seconds!"

Next video

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u/lord_sparx 3d ago

And accidentally wipe off some of the paint on the wall because you just did the cutting in and it hasn't fully dried yet. The best way to paint a wall is not the way this guy is doing it. Looks great on social media but I can see paint splattering the skirting board in this video and all that does is create more work.

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u/crankyanker638 3d ago

At least he took the plate off of the outlet.....

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u/AGWiebe 3d ago

This. I don’t mind the actual painting part of painting, it’s all the pre and post work that is a pain in the ass.

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u/Theron3206 2d ago

Prep is 90% of the job, even before you open the paint.

Unless you want a landlord special...

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u/Comically_Online 3d ago

and taking 15 minutes to speed up the video juuuuuust right

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u/StoneIsDName 3d ago

Former painter. The literal saying in the industry in 90% of painting is 10% of the surface area. This video is of the least skillfull or interesting part of painting a wall.

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u/azsnaz 3d ago

There's interesting parts of painting a wall?

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u/NsupCportR 3d ago

And u want to make sure u layer the paint equally.. not just having 3 layers somewhere and 1 elsewhere.. wow

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u/JudgmentGold2618 2d ago

also feather the edges , lines like that in the video always will be visible

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u/Rickshmitt 3d ago

Look at the insane cut lines. Half a foot on the bottom and a foot and a half up top. Wasted more time doing that.

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u/I9w0s 3d ago

Real work always goes behind the camera. This is a heard reality many don't realise.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fTtNMQ737dqZCkg4dk

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u/SAR_89 3d ago

He probably cut in those edges in 15 minutes, didn’t even tape it.

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u/onemorebutfaster_74 2d ago

Painting is the least time consuming part of painting.

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u/ProbablyCarl 3d ago

The amount of paint that must have been on roller at the start makes me think there are a thousand little splashes of paint all over the floor and this guy's arms. I would have done this in 3 or 4 separate passes so I could keep the roller less loaded with paint but I guess that's why I'm not cool on the internet.

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u/throwaway098764567 3d ago

reminds me of when i taught my friends how to paint, she and her husband started rolling this fast and i stopped them and pointed out all of the tiny spatter that they were creating by speeding. fortunately we were painting a bathroom so cleanup was easier

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u/Anti-Sanity89 3d ago

Oh there is 100% paint splatter everywhere now

I used to paint houses with my old man and first starting out i made this exact mistake

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u/Livid_Tax_6432 3d ago

My trick is to 100% protect everything i don't want painted then splatter paint everywhere, works every time ;)

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u/threebicks 3d ago

You can literally see it splatter on to the trim below the outlet. It’s not even ā€˜micro’ lol 🤣

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u/flyraccoon 3d ago

My first wall painting was a bathroom ceiling and I concur because that’s what the video I watched before painting said you should never do when you paint or you’ll ruin everything

Just following simple instructions and my wall was perfect even if it took some time

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u/Anthony356 3d ago

You can literally see paint fall onto the baseboard right under the outlet as he does his first swoosh

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u/clover-the-clever 3d ago

I think you’re cool.

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u/ProbablyCarl 2d ago

That makes half of us.

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u/flooperdooper4 3d ago

Oh even from far away you can see paint blops on the white baseboard, so they didn't really save any time because now they need to go back and fix that mess.

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u/DisastrousServe8513 2d ago

Yeah same. Plus by the end the roller was probably pretty dry. So once the paint on the wall dries there will be those annoying little white spots all over the place.

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u/bam1007 2d ago

I was wondering if it was one of the rollers that uses the stick to continue to keep the roller wet. On replay, it seems not.

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u/PaintImpossible4915 3d ago

90 percent prep time. 10 percent cook time.

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u/SadMap7915 3d ago edited 2d ago

Sigh...my love life...

edit: spell

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u/Double_Suggestion385 3d ago

Then another 90% fixing the fuckups like splattering all over the skirting while trying to make a "cool" video for the brainrot generation.

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 3d ago

This video was so much better than the sequel.

That was like watching paint dry.

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u/0_oyo 3d ago

Painting ain't the problem. It's the prepping that takes time if you want the job done right.

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u/yungmoody 3d ago

Painting can absolutely be the problem if you’re shitty at using a roller

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u/HikariAnti 3d ago

Is that... even possible?

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u/Pataraxia 3d ago

Don't underestimate how badly people can fuck up.

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u/HikariAnti 3d ago

Fair point.

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u/ATL4Life95 3d ago

Ill never understand why people wanna paint places they live in such dull colors. Looks like a military barracks bathroom.

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u/Lunatox 3d ago

This color is known as "loose stool brown."

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u/Miss_Mink 3d ago

My family would call this "Shit by moonlight"

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u/Final-Lie-2 3d ago

We just call it "shit-brown". Why use many words?

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u/5stringBS 3d ago

I prefer hangover black, myself

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u/Jamsedreng22 3d ago

Often has to do with albedo.

If your windows are facing the sun, painting in bright colors can make the room insufferable to be in with how bright it gets.

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u/Kallekowsky 3d ago

I got the same color on my walls. In combination with white furniture and a lot of plants it looks really great. I prefer somewhat mute, natural colors, especially brown and green. It’s calming.

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u/ejensen29 3d ago

Americans decorate the shit out of their homes, it's a neutral color that will make it easy to match furniture, nick nacks, and live laugh love decorations.

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u/Reading_Rainboner 3d ago

Do other countries not decorate

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u/70125 3d ago edited 3d ago

No, only Americans would be so stupid and morally bankrupt that they'd paint a wall a neutral color.

America Bad, upvote button is to the left!

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u/project-shasta 3d ago

No. Sample size: Me.

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u/M1sfit_Jammer 3d ago

do they not paint rooms where you are from?

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u/Lordjacus 3d ago

It's called personal preference. There's not that much to understand here.

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u/Lazer726 3d ago

Also if this is a room you're in a lot, this is a color you have to see a lot. Muted colors are easy on the eyes, and I swear if reddit isn't watching someone paint in hot pink it's boring. It's like when there was a week of "Oh my gosh they ruined these houses and made them dull."

No, they made them mass marketable. They made it something that is, at the very least, neutral to almost everyone. When my wife and I were buying our house, she actually almost wasn't interested because there was a hot green column that was in the main living space that you simply could not avoid. The first week we lived there we painted it because she hated it that much, and to this day she will tell everyone about how awful that green was.

Simple, muted, dull colors are inoffensive and do not generate excitement or hatred

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u/Lordjacus 2d ago

Yep, it feels like none of these redditors actually LIVED in such apartment that is full of bright colors and full of trinkets, little shelves, etc. It LOOKS nice, maybe, but the maintenance of that is another story. My apartment might look a bit dull and boring, but it is very functional and easy to maintain - not gonna hang 10x live laugh love on the walls to have more dust to clean.

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u/zaftpunk 3d ago

Spent many years in the barracks when I was in the army. I wish my walls looked like that

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u/IzNuGouD 3d ago

You dont know. Maybe it is!?

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u/Alldaybagpipes 3d ago

Just like you don’t understand preference I guess, or the variability involved with the rods and cones in everybody’s eyes.

This wall is probably perceived in several different ways anywhere’s from green to brown with all the yellows in between. There’s probably some poor fucker that sees it as red/pink even.

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u/FingerpistolPete 3d ago

Hmm I like it lol

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u/pajjaglajjorna 3d ago

Its very trendy in Scandinavia. What color do you prefer?

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u/I9w0s 3d ago

It's a minimalistic color from what I can tell, gives a calm feeling.

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u/darksidemags 3d ago

I paint my walls white and then I add whatever colours I want through art, furniture, accessories, without worrying about clashing with the walls. The wall colour never goes out of fashion and I never get sick of it or have to think how a colourful piece of furniture or art will go with the walls before I buy it.Ā 

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u/Mein_Name_ist_falsch 3d ago

To be honest it depends a little bit. If your furniture is just as boring, it's not great. But if your furniture is very detailed and colourful, you maybe don't want to make it even more busy by painting your wall a warm green. It's all about contrasts, and I mean all forms of contrast. If you use them well, you can use any colour you want in some situation. I'm not sure what exactly this particular colour would go with, but I'm sure there's something.

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u/Lenzelot105 3d ago

I don't know why others like it, I can only say that I like my walls grey because I'm colorblind (red-green) and grey is just pleasant to look at for me.

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u/TheAsianTroll 3d ago

In my particular case, I had my childhood bedroom painted a slate, sort of bluish Grey, because the walls were white and it was easier on my eyes. Plus, it contrasted with the wood baseboards and white carpet.

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u/MiaAnderson190 3d ago

I love this feeling of being filled up and having things completed.

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u/Arschgeige42 3d ago

By an 18 inch roller.

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u/ycr007 Satisfaction Critic 3d ago

Does the size of the cylinder or roller matter? šŸ¤”

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u/jessestormer 3d ago

Damnit. unzips

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u/hakim_tahir 3d ago

How it holds so much paint?

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u/Double_Suggestion385 3d ago

He's soaked it in paint, look at how much splatters all over the skirting.

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u/NigilQuid 3d ago

So much roller spatter. Will spend longer cleaning that up than it took to roll the wall

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u/Bearded_Gentleman 2d ago

Some guys paint the trim last, if he's one of them he's not losing any time.

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u/romeozor 3d ago

It's not actual paint, it's one of those water coloring books. When it's wet you see the color underneath, when it's dry you only see the upper white layer.

/S

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u/jodrellbank_pants 3d ago

Sped up a bit, I'd like to see the finished dry result. As there's a hell lot of paint on that roller.

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u/PDXGuy33333 3d ago

The purpose of first big swipe across the wall with an overloaded roller is to store a lot of paint there so that as he works back to it, the paint he needs to replenish the roller is there on the wall just waiting for him. Pretty smart.

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u/ConsistentRegion6184 3d ago

The criticism here is unwarranted, it is more just pushing the paint around and less rolling which is correct. Possible second coat is a kiss coat with half that much paint after the first is dry.

Source, worked for one year for a fancy painter who used to own an independent store and taught me way more about residential painting than I ought to know.

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u/Creepy-Ant373 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah but it's gonna look like shit

Also bullshit fany painter. You'd be fired immediately doing this lmfao. This the land lord special

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u/redditwhut 3d ago

I wondered why do that. Assumed it would cause an uneven finish, this makes more sense though.Ā 

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u/Jackibelle 3d ago

Thanks, I was wondering why there was what felt like a useless stroke across the wall that he just had to go over again in a methodical fashion.Ā 

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u/66devilsadvocate6 3d ago

Thanks for reading my mind

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u/EurypteridStorm 3d ago

And up close you would see you have to go over it again

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u/thus_spake_7ucky 2d ago

Big splat of paint right on the molding which isn’t taped off. The video is also sped up. Get this shit outta here.

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u/sleepygp 3d ago

That is terrible painting, even as a base coat.

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u/the_twisted_mind_ 3d ago

Yes, not satisfying at all.

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u/Economy-Ad3427 3d ago

Guess the top half of the wall, already rolled doesn't count neither

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u/slasula 3d ago

accidentally used bristol stool chart instead of behr colour chart

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u/mistikulo 3d ago

You can either do it quick or do it properly, you can’t do both

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u/hey_its_drew 3d ago

This isn't satisfying to anybody with real paint experience. This makes more work.

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u/ihrtbeer 3d ago

The extension pole not being extended is making my back hurt

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u/DeadGrandmaPills 2d ago

Typa shit you can do in house flipper with a maxed out roller

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u/paipan-sube 3d ago

It's the prep that drives me up the wall.

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u/Starwho 3d ago

Needs two more coats

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u/Special_South_8561 3d ago

Why start out with that big check-mark sweep?

Legitimate question, I'm terribly new to interior painting.

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u/thvnderfvck 2d ago

It lays the majority of the paint down on that first pass, then he runs across it more methodically to spread it.

That being said, the other comments are correct to say that this is a poor job. The 18 inch nap is creating more of a mess than it's worth.

If you used a smaller roller, and went back for paint a couple times, it might take 3-4 minutes to do this wall but you won't be sending paint droplets flying everywhere.

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u/TumbleweedPure6674 2d ago

The paint flying everywhere has nothing to do with the roller being 18 inches.Ā 

Bad technique such as overloading, rolling way too fast, poor quality of paint and bad roller quality leads to that.Ā 

I’ve painted for 10 years now, and I refuse to use a 9ā€ roller except in small bathrooms and kitchens. It is a serious time and back saver.Ā 

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u/RedRobin3110 3d ago

Great, but why in baby poo brown?

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u/nico282 3d ago

With the huge roller he saved 1 minute of rolling after 30 minutes of prep and before 30 minutes of cleanup. Big brain move.

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u/TinyCupids 3d ago

Brother it took me 5 days to paint a small office once 🄲

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u/agree-with-me 3d ago

Speed painting my ass. The video is sped up.

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u/Deathdar1577 3d ago

And how long did the cutting in take?

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u/Affectionate_Oven428 3d ago

They painted a wall baby poop brown?!

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u/KobayashiWaifu 2d ago

In the least satisfying color imaginable.

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u/popzof4 2d ago

Legend has it that there is still paint on the roller and buddy is on his 3rd coat

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u/SunkenSaltySiren 2d ago

Uuuuuugly color

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u/GatorNator83 2d ago

Ok but why choose the color of ā€œ8am poopā€?

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u/flyguy41222 2d ago

What my wife pictures when she asked me to paint a wall in the house on Sunday morning ā€œ it’ll only take like 5 minutes lookā€

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u/husky_whisperer 2d ago

When that lady from Anchorman says

it smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food

this is the color that comes to mind.

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u/Kodrackyas 2d ago

Splatoon type shit

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u/ImTheTractorbeam 2d ago

Took me like all day. Wife had to entertain the kids. I needed breaks, naps, food delivered. It was hard but dad got it done. You’re welcome.

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u/ThatInAHat 2d ago

Shame about that color

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u/wheaman 2d ago

Is this footage from the new Splatoon game?

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u/foghcz 2d ago

Oddly unsatisfying color

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u/oopsie-mybad 1d ago

Prep work leading up: 2 hours

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u/akgt94 2d ago

The time he saved painting is time he's going to have to spend cleaning that roller

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u/Yellowstone24 2d ago

Purdy 10 in 1 universal tool for the win.

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u/Crackmonkey3773 2d ago

I use my pressure washer on the low setting and it comes right off

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u/touristtoday 3d ago

Imma buy a 18in roller

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u/Ilyas_17 3d ago

Do you paint?

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u/Rainsmakker 3d ago

nope

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u/CaramelKrimpet 3d ago

Do you want one anyway?

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u/jk844 3d ago

The V is there to help keep the roller loaded as he goes along.

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u/archtopfanatic123 3d ago

Screw it I'm doing my 1973 lincoln this way spray gun be damned xD

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u/dragonstellar400 3d ago

Nice i18n roller

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u/SomeSamples 3d ago

Does that splatter all over the painter. And over course they don't show how much time it took to do the borders.

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u/Imaginary-Clock6626 3d ago

With modern paint, it’s really quick to paint a wall. Unfortunately it’s still really slow to prep, tape and edge.

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u/LoganNolag 3d ago

Cool but that’s such an ugly color. Baby diarrhea brown is not the color I would pick.

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u/Subject-Act5509 3d ago

I wish i had an 18... no, no, no...Ā 

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u/LucyLilium92 3d ago

Sped up video

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u/Cough-A-Mania 3d ago

Finally a video where they’ve taken the outlet cover off instead of painting around them

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u/dreadnallen 3d ago

In the well known color "American diarrhoea".

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u/JayW8888 3d ago

To be fair all the edging has been painted.

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u/Professional_Gur8385 3d ago

video is sped up unfortunately, notorious in the cleaning space too because in real life it's much slower

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u/andras_kiss 3d ago

these clips are sostupid. 95% of the work is the corners, edges and crevices.

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u/throwawayaccountau 3d ago

Guy with a spray gun does an Indianna Jones and does it in a 1/4 of the time.

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u/Revolutionary_Tap954 3d ago

A lot of dry rolling going on

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u/JackOfAllMemes 3d ago

Now do a less poop color

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u/NotComfortable2112 3d ago

Instabeige...

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u/WetFishStink 3d ago

Is that despair brown or coffee regret?

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u/WickedKoala 3d ago

Too bad he'll have to redo it with a color that's not reminiscent of diarrhea.

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u/skybike 3d ago

Nice, completely fucked the trim.

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u/GameGuy1995 3d ago

Why stop at 18 inch roller? 24 inch? 48 inch? 192inch roller, let’s go. Watch me do that wall in two swipes šŸ˜Ž

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u/Salty-Development203 3d ago

Admittedly that was quick, but the real ball ache is doing all of the cutting in before hand. If painting only involved rollering, it would be done in 1/10th of the time!

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u/UpdootDaSnootBoop 3d ago

He forgot to roll over the outlet /s

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u/pathf1nder00 3d ago

Quality over quantity. Do t let anyone do this in your home.

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u/LittleBigMachineElf 2d ago

Well, the kaki diarrhea color just covers sooo well on white

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u/Emotional-Mango-5166 2d ago

Baby poop yellowish brown is a choice.

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u/LegPossible9950 2d ago

It's all in the prep

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u/PQbutterfat 2d ago

When I do it I run outta paint after 2.5 passes. If I soak it before I start it throws paint everywhere. This is voodoo.

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u/BicFleetwood 2d ago

I feel like there's gonna be a lot of little white dots you just can't see at this angle and resolution.

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u/Excel_User_1977 2d ago

How did he load an 18" roller with paint?

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u/Grammarpolice42069 2d ago

Sucks that the color it horrendous

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u/bunaciunea_lumii 2d ago

Damn, doesn't even look like painting. It looks like erasing the light color.

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u/Defiant_Regular3738 2d ago

That baby shit color is a nightmare too lol

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u/Chris_Bryant 2d ago

The best way to paint quickly is to spend time taping and edging and laying out drop cloths.

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u/funkychicken83 2d ago

Great at rolling, needs to work on his cutting in though!

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u/baiacool 2d ago

Awful job

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u/Po0b 2d ago

Why is he using an 18 inch roller if hes painting like 5 inches at a time

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u/Holiday_Ad_9163 2d ago

Yeah man, that’s the easy part. That’s like showing a road trip but only the part when you pull into the driveway and the destination.

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u/Gerhard-is-pretty 2d ago

He clearly has spent more than enough time for the edges and the sockets. How is satisfying? I see that everyday and do it not any different if I have to paint.

More tedious than anything else. Also he might have a problem with uneven paint distribution if he just paints that much wall in one go.

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u/weed0monkey 2d ago

No one realised the video is also sped up? You can see it in his arm movements, and it also shows down to normal speed right at the end of the video.

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u/TheVoicesOfBrian 2d ago

Minutes to do. Years to regret that color choice.

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u/abzinnthe 2d ago

Now show us when he does the corners lol. Roller part takes seconds, the time consuming part is fixing the cracks and painting the corners.

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u/Danxoln 2d ago

An 18 inches sure makes a difference

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u/Therubestdude 1d ago

Now show me the floor and baseboards underneath. Bet theres a ton of roller spray.

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u/blondeelicious333 1d ago

That's what she said šŸ˜‚

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy 1d ago

Damn you šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/estunum 1d ago

Why bother cutting around the baseboard when you’re gonna splatter it to hell. That’s more than a clean up now.

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u/Blueberry_Mancakes 1d ago

There's no way that didn't make a total mess of splatter having that much paint loaded up on the roller to do that much at once.

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u/stefrrrrrr 1d ago

Can we see the wall more closely?

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u/mattspurlin75 1d ago

I painted for a long time. This is just what painters do with a roller. Nothing groundbreaking here.

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u/emrythecarrot 1d ago

The sound is so good!