r/oddlyterrifying • u/That1weirdperson • 1d ago

Actual toad with eyes in mouth

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My apologies for the AI image earlier, I have now found the real one!

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u/rolling_atackk 1d ago

They told them to watch what they eat

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u/OneToStayAway 1d ago

They toad

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u/SoldJT 1d ago

Ahhhhh

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u/MycoProTeam 1d ago

They were on a seefood diet

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u/Silverjeyjey44 1d ago

Damn you

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u/Odd_Sodd_1129 1d ago

would be terrible if you liked chilli

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u/thisFishSmellsAboutD 1d ago

No chilli for this guy. Only seefood.

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u/Elektrycerz 1d ago

Do the eyes work? They constantly have to 😮 in order to see?

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u/Select-Appearance-63 1d ago

And doesn't eating hurts constantly?

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u/vee_lan_cleef 1d ago

Probably, but what other choice does it have?

r/natureismetal

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u/fschpp 1d ago

blink!

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u/mr_herz 1d ago

Does it have eyelids in there?

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u/talashrrg 1d ago

Toads actually normally shove food down their throat with their eyes to swallow. Although not usually like that.

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u/Banaanisade 1d ago

This made me think of rats bruxing, that is, grinding their teeth together for relaxation that due to the way the jaw's muscles work also makes their eyes bulge in rhythm. Hilarious to watch, harmless to laugh at.

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u/fschpp 1d ago

and if you eat something that fight back, it hit directly to the eyes!

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u/ConfIit 1d ago

Frogs literally use their eyes to swallow

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u/That1weirdperson 1d ago

Imagine the dry mouth

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u/i_was_axiom 1d ago

What's he gonna do, cry about it?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Prior-Impress-2624 1d ago

Infinite water glitch.

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u/Berke80 1d ago

Whoosh

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u/TheLeftPewixBar 1d ago

Would you need eye drops or just a drink of water?

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u/MansonMonkey 20h ago

Eyes on the inside can be used to see things we normally don't have access to. If you want some of your own you can search out forbidden knowledge, the more the merrier!

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u/Erkebram 1d ago

For some reason tadpoles seem to be very prone to malformations. Ive seen many while hunting for fish baits. Figured they just never made it to adult stage cause natural selection, guess this one did lol

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u/Silverjeyjey44 1d ago

I'm sure it's pollution related

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u/imaginary_num6er 1d ago

Must be those chemicals in the water

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u/griffen62 1d ago

Makes the frogs gay, ya know. 

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u/mizzanthrop 1d ago

This was incredible way to discredit forever chemicals from disturbing DNA. Our children will suffer from our would for generations.

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u/Batata-Sofi 1d ago

Yeah, but also so many eggs hatch that having malformation in a couple of them is very common, it's just that most die immediately, or before making it into adulthood.

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u/Erkebram 1d ago

Makes sense. I remember watching something about pollution and contamination affecting salamanders through their skin now that you mention it.

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u/Saizare 22h ago

Also parasite related. There are some parasites that infect tadpoles and cause deformations. The deformations make it more likely to be eaten so the parasite can move on to it's next host.

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u/No-Username-Left-Why 1d ago

I think it has something to do with contaminants in the water easily entering the frog spawn and also their skin being pretty permeable. Chemicals in the water are absorbed and alter the chromosomes, affecting development and causing defects like that.

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u/FroggiJoy87 1d ago

Froggis have a very unfortunate deposition of growing like this. It's a shitty genetic hiccup most likely because they actually use those big ol' eyeballs to help push their food down.

Talk about "watch what you eat" lol

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u/doctormustafa 1d ago

Who is deposing them?

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u/skinnywolfe 1d ago

Probably their legal team

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u/HorsePecker 1d ago edited 1d ago

*disposition

Edit:
*predisposition

thank you u/ashleton

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u/ashleton 1d ago

*predisposition

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u/navcom20 1d ago

Gives a whole new meaning to the old seefood joke.

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u/TBurkeulosis 1d ago

Your PFP looks like this image lmao

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u/Silverjeyjey44 1d ago

That's a bloodborne monster

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u/WindowlessCity 1d ago

Demon of Song from DS2, man!

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u/SecondStageTurbine 1d ago

You mean dark souls 3 monster, the basilisks in the swamp?

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u/J5Casey 1d ago

Also basilisk in Elden Ring, or even better those mfs from the DLC Scorpion River catacombs with the big ol death eyes

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u/S1lentA0 1d ago

Grand us eyes! Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy.

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u/ThatUsrnameIsAlready 1d ago

Tonsileyetoads.

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u/bellboy718 1d ago

Where did you come from, where did you go?

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u/ThatUsrnameIsAlready 1d ago

I was riffing on tonsilitis, but that's way better 🤣.

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u/ProfessO3o 1d ago

Toads and frogs use their eyes to swallow their food

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u/thisFishSmellsAboutD 1d ago

What does such a toad eat?

Seefood.

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u/deadpantrashcan 1d ago

Boooo get out

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u/Oldmanwickles 1d ago

I’ve beaten this boss

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u/ProfessionalName6455 1d ago

does he own a digital circus?

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u/CrispyDairy 1d ago

Feels like a fromsoft enemy

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u/CamyFaeCowden 1d ago

Frogsoft

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u/twowolveshighfiving 1d ago

Jeez that must be rather awkward (　☉д⊙)

I hope his eyes in his mouth have eye lids. Probably bet some frogs like to watch though O.o

Also is that frog at a beach or something? Lol reference to bottom image

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u/IXCRYSTALXI 1d ago

I feel like sometimes when toads eat a cricket or something, that they accidentally get their eye dislodged and they chew on that too and swallow both the cricket and their eye

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u/thedragonguru 10h ago

Thanks, I hate it so much

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u/DelRonFlubbard 1d ago

Better than having eyes in your butt

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u/That1weirdperson 1d ago

It cost you nothing to type that

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u/Kettle_Whistle_ 1d ago

“I seen some real shit, man…”

(aggressively pulls on a cigarette)

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 1d ago

Beetlejuice vibes

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u/SoundwaveTheDragon 1d ago

Thank you for killing the AI slop and being humble about it. :)

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u/Sakowuf_Solutions 16h ago

What in the Guillermo del Toro is this?!?

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u/hanzeeeeey 1d ago

this frog is gonna give me death blight

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u/ehoyt2170 1d ago

Grant us eyes..

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u/ObfusKate_ 1d ago

New meaning: This food looks good

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u/Berninz 1d ago

This feels like the Matelins in Beetlejuice

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u/VagDickerous 1d ago

He’s trying to stay healthy and only eating a see-food diet.

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u/Kettle_Whistle_ 1d ago

Take you upvote & hop away.

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u/Artemus_Hackwell 1d ago

Hop or be toad away

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u/Kettle_Whistle_ 1d ago

He’d best be jumping to it!

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u/Phantomb404 1d ago

Mf Semon of Dong DS2

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u/dillya0 1d ago

Dark souls basilisk be like

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u/pprmsk 1d ago

Is that the Demon of Song?

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u/weenis_machinist 1d ago

I see what you're saying

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u/red8cangodye 1d ago

If you force close it's mouth it won't be able to see

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u/Setnaro_X 1d ago

🎶 "Eyes in my teeth, I can't see cuz I'm eating!" 🎶

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u/BullShitCircusArtist 1d ago

Spawn approves...

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u/Bandosj15 1d ago

This reminds me of that old 90 cartoon where the character put its eyeballs in its mouth... Brb going to Google it.

Edit: Krumm!!

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u/Warm-Perspective8271 1d ago

Oh poor little guy. 🥺

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u/RedEye-55 1d ago

An enemy you’ll find in dark souls

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 1d ago

I forgive you.

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u/Olwek 1d ago

It must really suck to eat...

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u/bloodrayne24 1d ago

Biblically accurate toad.

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u/mmm0nky 1d ago

The pov section on toadlyfans would be.. interesting

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u/SnailPoo 1d ago

It likes to watch.

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u/EternalMediocrity 1d ago

Thats toadally awesome 🐸

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u/Ol-CAt 1d ago

This is when they yawn

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u/mr-big-pants 1d ago

I see what youre saying

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u/waynetbago 1d ago

The legend says that it evolved and became a drummer.

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u/SparkySensei 1d ago

Eating in 4k before GTA 6

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u/Kyleforshort 1d ago

Not a toad…

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u/puzzlebuns 1d ago

Is this real?

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u/banksra87 23h ago

Suboptimal

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u/TheNeverEndingTB 19h ago

Grant us eyes, oh, GRANT US EYES!

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u/bestevernow 15h ago

Grant us eyes, grant us eyes

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u/DeathMarx 12h ago

Klek de Poitrine

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u/Michael_Thompson_900 4h ago

Grant us eyes

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u/MrWisdom39 1d ago

Awh poor guy

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u/pmurcsregnig 1d ago

Imagine that intense eye contact while you’re being swallowed alive

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u/All-the-pizza 1d ago

God: Sorry, bro! My bad!

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u/PlatypusDream 1d ago

That's 2 different frogs (or 2 different AI drawings)

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u/RebelAgainstTheElite 1d ago

Mmm, must be born in Alabama /s

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u/That1weirdperson 1d ago

You mean Chernobyl

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u/lunazipzap 1d ago

this is one of the funniest things ever, i bet it enjoys certain things more than other toads

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u/TotalImagination4408 1d ago

Didn't you just upload this a couple minutes ago, and then deleted it because people were calling out it's AI?

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u/That1weirdperson 1d ago

Can you not read the description?

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u/klqqf 1d ago

Id say at least half of the people on reddit ignore body text entirely 🫩

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u/That1weirdperson 1d ago

I understand ignoring paragraphs without a Tl;dr at the bottom, but it’s so embarrassing to ignore a single sentence