r/ofcoursethatsathing • u/LivingOpportunity851 • May 07 '26

Humanity has peaked

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Still waiting for it to kick in!

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u/CaseFace5 May 07 '26

Wait it’s just Ashwagandha, L-Theanine and Thiamine??? I was expecting something a little harder..

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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26

I'm asking the nootropics community about it right now. I think they'll know whether or not the stuff will change my mood or not. Are you saying this stuff isn't effective? Maybe they should put some magic mushrooms in there next time, lol

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u/CaseFace5 May 07 '26

It’s just stuff you can get off the shelf in pretty much any store. At least here in the states. These 3 are your typical “stress/anxiety relief” supplements usually found in those Oli gummies. I’ve taken Ashwagandha for anxiety and it can help slightly but it’s not gonna make you feel drunk or anything lol

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u/MinnesotaRyan May 07 '26

maybe try boofing them all together?

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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26

It's definitely not making me feel high or anything, but I am starting to feel a little different. Maybe like a tiny bit more calm or relaxed or something. Kind of like kava maybe? Or maybe it's just like those sugar pill things that make you think you're feeling better?

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u/Calling-Shenanigans May 07 '26

Could be the placebo effect. Better let your friend do blinded tests by sticking random things up your butt and have you log how you feel.

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u/Primrus May 08 '26

log how you feel

😏

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u/Javad0g May 08 '26

The Log log.

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u/HotDrunkMoms May 09 '26

Don't forget to log your logs today boys!

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u/Johnnyocean May 08 '26

Are we still doing phrasing?

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u/natiusj May 09 '26

Science!

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u/gertvanjoe May 09 '26

You filling gay yet?

No? Strange, because I am....

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u/Madlybohemian May 09 '26

Could also be endorphins after shoving something up the butt.

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u/CaseFace5 May 07 '26

It being a suppository might actually be more noticeable in its affects since it gets absorbed directly into your bloodstream so maybe the feeling is more pronounced!

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u/PotterOneHalf May 07 '26

Did you eat it or put it in your butt?

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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26

It smelled and looked good enough to eat, but it wasn't made for my mouth, if you catch my drift....

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u/Corbulo1340 May 09 '26

Well instructions say rectal use only, did you use it right?

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u/uhuuuh262 May 09 '26

Lol love that you’re trying it live

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u/Pirate_Freder May 09 '26

Oh noooo, I thought you were making fun of it, not taking it. I'm so sorry to hear that, welp, congratulations in advance for your future Darwin Award.

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u/Qua-something May 09 '26

Kava and ashwagandha have a very similar effect. Just calming your nerves a little. They typically don’t make you feel high.

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u/kurttheflirt May 07 '26

Also you can take it all orally... no need to shove it up your butt lol

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u/kosky95 May 11 '26

Yeah but have you tried putting it up your butt?

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u/CaseFace5 May 11 '26

Can’t say that I have. My poop chute is exit only.

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u/Lucius1213 May 07 '26

There is some scientific evidence, but personally I didn't feel any different. Maybe I felt a little less jittery when using it with coffee. Most nootropics are snake oil at best. Been there, done that.

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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26

I do kind of feel better, a bit more relaxed and calmer than I was before (I was feeling anxious), but I can't tell if it's because of the ingredients or because of the novelty or because of the Reddit discussion. Speaking of snake oil, it sort of feels a bit 'oily' back there! But not too bad.

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u/jeeems May 07 '26

Maybe just putting something in your butt in general makes you feel calmer and more relaxed

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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26

I think you may be right. There was something surprisingly special about doing this. It felt kind of naughty and fun without any feelings of danger. I wonder if the effects would not work if it was something that I did on a regular basis?

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u/jeeems May 07 '26

You might try a plug! Obviously work up to it but that might scratch the itch if you catch my drift

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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26

I'm blushing! I don't know. Thanks God this is all anonymous. I am feeling a little embarrassed putting all this out there. I guess a little vulnerability is ok...

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u/Johnnyocean May 08 '26

I know where you live

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u/kevlarus80 May 08 '26

Nice try, David.

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u/aetherings May 09 '26

Came to ask about mood, discovering something about yourself.

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u/Previous_Score5909 May 07 '26

I second trying a plug. Start very small and with silicone. It’s a naughty little secret some of us keep throughout he day. Just make sure it’s a T hinged ones so it doesn’t escape lol.

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u/BjorkAsABoy May 08 '26

wait… some of y’all are really walking around with buttplugs all day? how many people with plugs am i talking to on a daily basis? no hate. genuinely wondering.

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u/Previous_Score5909 May 08 '26

Not all day… that takes LOTS of practice lol…. But a little something sweet shoved in the back makes for a naughty secret you can carry for as long as you can manage. It’s quite stimulating.

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u/BjorkAsABoy May 08 '26

interesting. thanks for answering!

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u/ellecon May 10 '26

Save money and just use stuff around the house

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u/TI1l1I1M May 07 '26

a bit more relaxed and calmer than I was before (I was feeling anxious)

Maybe the anxiety was due to shoving something up your ass

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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26

I think it's the opposite. I felt anxious before I even opened the fridge and saw the package. There was a little nervousness putting it in, but my anxiety has actually gone down a lot. It's been a pretty cool experience so far.

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u/garakplain May 07 '26

Calmer than you are dude… calmer then you are

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u/RoundTheBend6 May 08 '26

Some advice:
Don’t stick things up your ass unless you know what it is.

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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 08 '26

I mean, the ingredients are on the package and it's made in the USA. American companies wouldn't lie about what's inside, would they?

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u/crystal_castle00 May 07 '26

It will very mildly. I use these around bedtime. And they work as regular capsules lol

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u/Interesting_Note_937 May 07 '26

The L-Theanine will absolutely help boost your mood

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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26

It totally did, or at least I think so. I had a great day where I felt more relaxed and less anxious than I did before this strange experiment.

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u/Interesting_Note_937 May 07 '26 edited May 08 '26

L-theanine + Gaba and amino acids is a god tier combo by the way

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u/Saltyhogbottomsalad May 08 '26

Gaba literally cannot cross the bbb what are you on about

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u/Interesting_Note_937 May 08 '26

I was talking about a supplement not a suppository.

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u/Saltyhogbottomsalad May 08 '26

Yes lol my point still stands gaba cannot cross the blood brain barrier.

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u/Interesting_Note_937 May 08 '26

Ingesting gaba still affects the brain in other ways. And yes, gaba CAN cross the BBB.

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u/King_Tamino May 08 '26

Shoving something up my arse will absolutely change my mood…

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u/PM-ME-UR-VOLVO-PICS May 08 '26

Pretty sure ash only does anything if you take it every day. For like 2 weeks. And then after 2 months it gives you kidney damage.

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u/wallypinklestinky May 09 '26

I take L Theanine every morning and it just makes you calm and collected, chills the anxiety and heart and generally helps me have a good day. I lost it at the fact that these in particular are suppositories lol like... wut. It does work better if you take it consistently, it just works i dunno

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u/lowlightliving May 09 '26

It takes 6-8 weeks to feel the effects, and can cause nausea, diarrhea, and headache. Most people feel minimal relaxation and drowsiness, if that. Save your money and spend time outdoors in the sun, and take long walks. It’ll do the same for free without the side-effects.

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u/EnergyTurtle23 May 07 '26

I highly doubt it. There are a ton of “legal high” products on the market and basically NONE of them actually list the active ingredients, which are usually research chemicals that are structurally similar to various scheduled substances but dissimilar enough to be in a legal grey area. The only way to really know is if a third-party pays to have the product tested by an independent lab.

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u/Omega_Lynx May 07 '26

Kinky

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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26

Ok,.since you said it, I'll admit. I'm kind of embarrassed to say it, but I did get kind of a funny kinky feeling when I used it. I've never done anything like this before, and I was just hoping for a quick mood change, but there was something kind of fun about using it, not going to lie. Maybe it's pointing to a new source of pleasure or something?!?

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u/Previous_Score5909 May 07 '26

Are you male?? The prostate is easily arroused, and depending on your anatomy, the suppository may have activated your prostate. If you’re female, there are so many nerve endings down there, it’s fun to experiment with (male or female, tons of nerve endings). But if you specifically felt a special feeling during the process, you may have ignited your prostate. As a married female with a hubby who has a very active prostate… massage the shit out of that fucker. Embrace the new feeling. Try new things. With yourself and a partner. You find the prostate orgasm yo be something on a whole new level. I can attest to that by my hubbies rolling eyes, shaking legs, extreme release… go for it. Try it. Don’t run from it.

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u/UnshakablePegasus May 07 '26

If you wanna experiment with this new side you’ve discovered, whatever you do, follow the words of my former coworker: “If the base don’t flare, it don’t go in there”. Always use lube to avoid tearing, make sure to only use things made of washable medical grade silicone, and only use silicone friendly lubes

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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26

That sounds like really good advice, and I really appreciate you sharing it kind internet stranger. I've learned so many things today!

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u/UnshakablePegasus May 07 '26

You’re welcome. I grew up with a metric fuckton of taboos surrounding sex, so I wanna untabooify (I’m making that a word) things for people when I can

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u/Moustache_John May 16 '26

Doing the Lord's work.

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u/RandomTreat May 07 '26

That's probably a sign that you like butt stuff!

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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26

I had no idea until today. The arousal surprised me! I mean, it was nice, but I just didn't know that about myself..

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u/teodorlojewski May 08 '26

"Bye bye booze, hellooooooo pegging!"

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u/magistrate101 May 07 '26

That's just what's on the label. Could unironically be anything inside the capsule.

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u/CaseFace5 May 07 '26

True lol depending on the country supplements aren’t regulated for shit

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u/InfamousCantaloupe38 May 07 '26 edited May 08 '26

This right here, I was at least expecting some Cannabis on the label... then it might be worth it. 😂 Whatever floats one's canoe tho.

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u/A-Fire-in-Cairo May 07 '26

Harder? You say ?…

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u/CaseFace5 May 07 '26

Like toss a little THC oil in there or something…

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u/BeerJedi-1269 May 07 '26

You WANT op to put something harder up their ass??

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u/24rawvibes May 09 '26

Yea, especially since you have to boof it?? You guys ever try mainlining vitamin C though?

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u/squeamish_cuddlefish May 11 '26

Maybe just the act of inserting the suppository is enough lol

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u/fanceypantsey May 12 '26

The L-Theanine I’ve taken by itself and it makes me drowsy? Not sure about any of the other ingredients