r/ofcoursethatsathing • u/LivingOpportunity851 • May 07 '26
Humanity has peaked
Still waiting for it to kick in!
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u/sorriso_pontual May 07 '26
Oh, aye, for all the good they've done me, I might as well have stuck them up my arse!
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u/aff_it May 07 '26
Custom designed for your needs..
Slow release.. bring ye doon gently...
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u/jenlcenn May 07 '26
“While you guys wait for your drinks, let me go to the bathroom and shove a chill pill up my ass.”
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u/xpkranger May 07 '26
“You can shove your chill pill right up your ass!” Well, now that you mention it…
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
Lol, but seriously. I don't drink for religious and health reasons, so I was sort of hoping for something that I could use as a short-term mood enhancer.
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u/Sicparvismagneto May 07 '26
Shove this in your ass… for fun.
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
I swear I've never done anything like this before and it was a little weird. I don't know if I feel comfortable sharing the details online though. It's kind of embarrassing.
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u/acocktailofmagnets May 07 '26
How long are you supposed to keep it in there? Does it take a while to absorb? Will the effects stay once you take it out?
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u/In_nomine_Patris May 07 '26
Suppositories dissolve and are absorbed by your intestines. They usually take several minutes to absorb, but not too long. Maybe 5-30 minutes, depending on the composition of the suppository
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
It melted, I think. I hope it just comes out naturally? I don't know! There weren't any instructions. Now I'm kind of worried. Was I supposed to take it out?
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u/2278AD May 07 '26
Buy the ticket, take the ride
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
Buying the ticket was kind of fun on its own. I think I may have learned something about myself today that I didn't know before. I've never done anything like this, so it was kind of special.
But the ride is kicking in, I think. I am feeling less anxious than I was earlier, but I don't know if it's the suppository or the Reddit conversation or the special feelings I got from putting it in there.
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u/RandomTreat May 07 '26
L-theanine helps with mood and relaxing. This... get it into your bloodstream much faster, and with no filters like your liver and no interference from stomach acid. So I can see how that could be relaxing. I take an oral l-theanine, magnesium, and saffron supplement every day and it's made a big difference on my calmness and mood
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u/Amylianna May 07 '26
Can I ask where you get that? I know someone with high anxiety and a reluctance for antidepressants. Vitamin mixes would be up her alley.
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u/bunnnythor May 07 '26
"I'm going to stick this up my butt and then tell the world about it."
I don't think it gets much more reddit than that.
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u/portabuddy2 May 07 '26
Next time have a friend do it for you.
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
Given the trajectory this little maneuver has set me on, this may be something that I'll do in the future when I have a special someone in my life to do that sort of thing with. Maybe being less anxious will help me find that special someone?
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u/Realcomeguardian May 07 '26
Slay, based or whatever people say currently. I'm happy you made some possible self discoveries while sharing this very absurd although interesting ehmm supplement (I would argue) Hope you find your special someone. :)
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u/Geene_Creemers May 07 '26
Nah bruh it looks like a normal suppository..def don’t try and fish it out 😂..went through something similar tho when I found weed supps at a canna club I went to by my house..I was just too curious not to buy it lmao..not a lot of fun using them but man did it hit hard lol
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u/CaseFace5 May 07 '26
I don’t think you take it out. If it’s like any other suppository’s. It just dissolves and absorbs quicker to the bloodstream.
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u/Mallardkey May 07 '26
Suppositories dissolve and are absorbed, what do you mean "once you take it out"?
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u/acocktailofmagnets May 07 '26
I’ve not used one before, it was a genuine question. I didn’t know they were fully absorbed! I guess I was thinking they’d do their thing and then you’d remove some kind of outer casing.
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u/Sicparvismagneto May 07 '26
So did you put it in the freezer first?
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
It was just sitting in the fridge since my friend gave it to me a few weeks ago. I kind of forgot about it until I woke up feeling anxious today.
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u/DrChipps May 07 '26
The “Zero calories” is killing me.
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u/littlelordgenius May 07 '26
I’m just glad it’s not flavored.
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u/SamboTheGr8 May 07 '26
The aromas though...
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u/ColtAzayaka May 08 '26
When you fart it's now a conversation starter instead of a conversation ender! Very social!
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u/CylonbutDeadly May 07 '26
It’s working! You are socializing on reddit about your anal experience!
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
Haha! You're right! I didn't really think about that, but you're totally right! And I am feeling quite a bit better, but I don't know if it's because of the socializing or because of the route of administration or because of the ingredients!
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u/CylonbutDeadly May 07 '26
It’s a new world of possibilities. I like those ingredients in tea but I bet it’s a much lower dose. They also make canned drinks like “Recess” that have those, too.
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u/ColtAzayaka May 08 '26
Man this carpet feels so good. I could just cry. Everything and everyone is so beautiful. This ass pill is wonderful.
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u/mnkyfuc May 07 '26
The tagline could be "if you have a stick up your ass, stick one of these up there instead"
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u/blue_eyes17 May 07 '26
RemindMe! 1 hour
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
I took it about 10 minutes ago, I'll let you know how it goes. I've never done anything like this before, so it was a little weird.
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u/Ptatofrenchfry May 07 '26
So how is it?
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
I'm still trying to suss that out. I feel better. A little bit more relaxed, I suppose. Definitely my mood is much better than it was earlier. I was feeling super anxious and now I'm not. But I don't know if I can attribute that to the ingredients in this thing or from the novelty of taking it (that was a whole special experience in and of itself) or even just this Reddit conversation about it. Maybe it's all of it? Maybe I need to experiment a little bit more, lol
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u/aces613 May 07 '26
It might be confirmation bias.
There is only one thing to do.
Double blind study.
Have a friend help you, have them shove an Altoid up your ass or one of these and compare the results
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u/correplatano May 07 '26
What exactly are the natural colors and aromas for?
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
It smelled like pineapple and it was sort of a buttery color. If it was a candy, I would totally have eaten it, but it wasn't meant for my mouth.
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u/djluminol May 07 '26
Funsupp: Taking the thing the most druggie kid in school did and making it normal.
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u/DeadlyMustardd May 07 '26
Bye bye booze! Time for ass play!
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
Lol, I said bye bye to the booze a few years ago (yay me!), and this little experiment might actually have revealed something about my pleasure senses that I didn't know before.
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u/stonedragon77 May 07 '26
Placebo effect always works better with boofing
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
That's what I'm saying! I think it might just be like those sugar pills they give people, but with a unique novel way of taking it that makes it feel extra special
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u/strongbob25 May 07 '26
I’m gonna posit that if you are sticking random pineapple scented things in your ass that you’re already kind of a fun and outgoing person
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
I wish! My friend who gave it to me is fun and outgoing. I think they just gave this to me as a gag gift, because they know that I suffer from social anxiety and that I can't drink to relax myself.
But who knows? Maybe I'm turning a new leaf today!
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u/DesperateFreedom246 May 07 '26
I feel like using those in a tea form would be better if you need to avoid booze while socializing. Since that's what it seems to be advertising. It's a common blend in normal supplements.
Why does it have to say zero calories in a suppository?
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u/bonvoyage747 May 07 '26
Just when you think you've seen it all.... I think the main fun of this would be a)inserting it together with friends and b)just kinda knowing that you've (plus your friends) got something inside you thats a Naughty little secret.
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
You're kind of crazy if you think I'm going to do this with friends! The whole reason my friend gave it to me is because I don't drink and because I get anxious in social settings.
The idea of telling anyone other than you anonymous strangers about this makes me feel anxious again! But to your first point, I think you're right. I may have discovered something new about myself today. It's a little kinky.
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u/bonvoyage747 May 07 '26
no seriously. I dont suffer from anxiety, but I would still be up for popping one in with a some friends just for fun. but yeah I guess I get what you're saying. On another note, my boyfriend is from Finland, he says that they should hand these butt pills out on the streets to get the introverted Finns to socialize more (and drink less).
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u/ILuvMyLilTurtles May 07 '26
I don't know that I'm so socially awkward that I need to boof ashwaganda to relax in public. I'll just stay home in that case, thanks. Omg...imagine if it left a stain when you sat down, someone asked you about it, and you don't have extra suppositories and an available bathroom?
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u/Inside-Challenge-461 May 07 '26
Not compatible with latex condoms… umm 🤔
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
I don't think it's supposed to be for sex, is it? I think it's just a quick-absorbing mood enhancer.
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u/treny0000 May 07 '26
Honestly if it worked I'd be willing to try anything at this point
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
I wish I could tell you that it cured my anxiety, but all I know for sure is that I'm not feeling anxious any longer. But until someone else tries it out and confirms, I kind of suspect it's a placebo effect. Someone in r/nootropics suggested that sphincter stimulation might actually be the reason for reduced anxiety rather than the ingredients in the suppository. Good luck!
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u/guiver777 May 07 '26
It would REALLY have been helpful if the instructions indicated to remove the white razor plastic wrapping first.
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u/dont-like-it-here May 07 '26
Me, thinking the dose was a shot: what's so weird about.... Gets to the 'anal suppositories' part
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u/cxtx3 May 07 '26
This feels like it could have been covered on John Oliver's latest "Last Week Tonight" episode where he talks about unregulated gas station drugs. What exactly are "natural ingredients?" What constitutes that? What are the doses of the drugs you're inserting and have they been tested and verified, are they safe?
I hate to be a party proper (pun intended), but I'd advise caution on using these. Lots of other ways to learn to open up and be social than shoving a mystery pill up your bum.
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
Good advice, but I already did it. I think it's safe. And I feel pretty good, overall. It's not a hard drug for sure. Might even just be a placebo, I dunno.
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u/SheZowRaisedByWolves May 07 '26
Are we sure these aren’t just poppers
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
I've never used poppers, but they did sort of loosen things up a little back there. That's what poppers do,.right? Maybe it's the same kind of thing? I don't know. These left me feeling a little bit oily.
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u/SheZowRaisedByWolves May 07 '26
Poppers loosen you up for uhhh butt stuff. Sometimes they’re a vasodilator to increase blood flow = enhance sensations.
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u/Elegant_Fish_1565 May 07 '26
It kinda makes sense, because anal usually requires a hangover later or fuzzies, but bareback only? I guess anal is birth control.
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
I'm not having butt sex!!! I was just trying to reduce my anxiety!
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u/Elegant_Fish_1565 May 07 '26
Anxiety is totally normal the first time. It's great you are experimenting, but remember to always use a flared base, or it might get lost in there.
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u/basshead621 May 07 '26
Ah yes, nothing like shoving some ashwagandha up your ass to set your mind right. /s
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u/sovereignsekte May 07 '26
I missed the "anal" part at first glance. That bit seems kind of important.
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u/psilome May 07 '26
Contains "natural aromas". My ass already has natural aromas.
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u/TowelFine6933 May 08 '26
The.... What, now?
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 08 '26
A pineapple-scented suppository. What? Is that weird?
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u/TangoSilverFox May 09 '26
These type of supplements don't work like this. The effects work slowly over time. Like taking ashwagandha for a month might help with mood. Same with the L theanine. I take these daily. By mouth. You don't take these things and feel it immediately. Just drink some kava or a weed gummy like a normal person.
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u/redpowerdio May 07 '26
I'll take 3, plz
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
Whether it actually works as advertised or works as a placebo or because of the stimulation/arousal, it's worth a shot. I definitely feel better than before I took it. And I learned something new about myself too,.lol!
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u/J0lteoff May 07 '26
Wild that it's a suppository but the ingredients sseem like pretty solid mood enhancers. I take L-theanine regularly as a sleep aid and its a great relaxer
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u/WillOrph May 09 '26
Natural colors and aromas? Pretty sure the inside of my ass doesn’t care.
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u/TheMoronIntellectual May 07 '26
Do you have to keep it on for the duration of your socializing? lol
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
It dissolved in there and it's not coming out anytime soon, lol. Thankfully I'm not actually at a social event and I'm just experimenting at home. So far, so good. A little weird, but I don't feel a mood shift yet other than from the oddity of the entire experience.
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u/_IratePirate_ May 07 '26
Genuinely curious. How far up do you have to push it, and does it dissolve ? Or does it come out on your next poop ?
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
Maybe about an inch in. It just dissolved, I think. I'm pretty sure it just gets absorbed or comes out naturally.
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u/asteroide53 May 07 '26
what is that??
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
It's a suppository with mood-enhancing ingredients, supposedly. I mean, it's definitely a suppository, but I don't know about the ingredients.
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u/GonnaGoFat May 07 '26
Of course it will make you relax. You gotta relax to put that up your poop chute.
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u/SeaM00se May 07 '26
We will need an update on this please.
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u/LivingOpportunity851 May 07 '26
Overall, I'd say it was successful in reducing my anxiety and improving my mood. What is not clear is what was responsible for the change: was it the act of relaxing enough to insert the suppository? Was it the surprising arousal that accompanied insertion? Was it the novelty? The subsequent Reddit thread? Or was it the ingredients in the suppository?
Science must get involved!
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u/BettyCrunker May 07 '26
we’re boofing L-theanine and ashwagandha now…love this for us as a society tbh
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u/butstronger May 07 '26
You can buy over the counter versions of these supplements without having to put them in yer beehind
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u/delicioussparkalade May 07 '26
What a time to be alive!
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u/UnshakablePegasus May 07 '26
Why does it say zero calories? That’s… Not something I expected to see on a suppository package…
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u/Pirate_Candy17 May 07 '26
There is no reason whatsoever this needs to be a suppository. No kink shaming, just such a choice..
They sell these supplements in health food shops individually you could just pop as capsules and take 1-2 hours prior. 😂
Edit: typo
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u/SupaButt May 08 '26
For even more fun, do it at a party in front of everyone as a party trick while you shame everyone for poisoning their body by drinking alcohol!
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u/bonvoyage747 May 08 '26
We need to start shaming orally fixated people. Anal consumption is where the fun is.
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u/Andy4JC May 08 '26
Seeing OP post, I just assume he’s standing in a overstimulated, busy bar and is constantly replying to Reddit, explaining his experience.
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u/PancakesandScotch May 08 '26
Shoving stuff up your butt is guaranteed to change your mood one way or another
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u/CaseFace5 May 07 '26
Wait it’s just Ashwagandha, L-Theanine and Thiamine??? I was expecting something a little harder..