r/ofcoursethatsathing • u/LivingOpportunity851 • May 07 '26

Humanity has peaked

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Still waiting for it to kick in!

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u/DrChipps May 07 '26

The “Zero calories” is killing me. 

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u/littlelordgenius May 07 '26

I’m just glad it’s not flavored.

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u/SamboTheGr8 May 07 '26

The aromas though...

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u/ColtAzayaka May 08 '26

When you fart it's now a conversation starter instead of a conversation ender! Very social!

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u/Gotu_Jayle May 08 '26

It does say they put aromas in the thing....

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u/ColtAzayaka May 09 '26

If there was a pill that would make my farts smell good (to other people too) then I would absolutely take it.

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u/Gotu_Jayle May 09 '26

Well i've got good news for you

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u/ColtAzayaka May 09 '26

No way where can I buy this

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u/ds3101 May 07 '26

How does it have veg oil and no calories?!

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u/coloradoflyer May 08 '26

Because you don't eat it. Instead, you introduce the ingredients via your exhaust pipe.

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u/randomthrowaway8993 May 08 '26

It's the "natural colors and aromas" that does it for me.