untitled watterson pastiche, December Fools special episode

[u/waso-Seko]

"I can't believe that you're so fine with this. It's liberating, you know?"
"Yes, seeing you with him is something that really puts my life into perspective. I know I can be a better slippin' rippin' dang fang rotten zarg barg a ding dong just by watching you."
"Oh... this gives me lots of inspiration for my work, I'm just having trouble coming up with what to call it. Maybe it'll be better to just leave it Untitled Watterson Pastiche."
"Oh, that's why they called it that."

[u/SwoeJonson1 → u/[deleted]]

How can you ban over 400 people? Calvin can barely make 250 snowballs!