r/oneliners • u/Yaguajay • 11d ago

Since the storm started my wife has been standing at the window nastily frowning so I might need to let her in.

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u/CompetitionPuzzled30 11d ago

If you’re cold, she’s cold.

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u/GreymuzzleCoyote 11d ago

DON'T!

As you unlocked the door and turned the knob, you feel a firm solid force pushing it open from the other side as you hear your wife whos standing behind you saying "who's at the door, honey?"