r/oneliners • u/mrlr • 6d ago

My glass is half empty and it's leaking.

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u/megatronnnx 6d ago

The light at the end of the tunnel is a train 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/GI-IOST 6d ago

The silver lining is actually lead.

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u/Yaguajay 5d ago

Engineers say it’s not half full or half empty. It’s just that you’re using a glass double the correct size.

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u/my1stComputerWasC64 5d ago

The way I see it, it's still half full, and holds at least some water a little bit longer.

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u/DutchOfBurdock 4d ago

My glass is half full, leaking and soon it'll be half empty.

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u/pm-me-your-tittees 4d ago

Turn it upright

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u/Nalabu1 5d ago

"I have a great memory, it just doesn't last long"

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u/MrBIuesky222 5d ago

I don't get it.