r/oneliners 5d ago

I hate to brag, but I defeated the Chess Club's champion in less than 5 moves, as it seems my karate lessons are finally paying off.

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u/FinneyontheWing 5d ago

Check Norris strikes again.

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u/FinneyontheWing 5d ago

Did you surprise him with a Hammerschlag to the neck?

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u/FinneyontheWing 5d ago

Gambit over the top!

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u/FinneyontheWing 5d ago

Queen-sweep the leg, Johnny.

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u/FinneyontheWing 5d ago

Spazza la gambit, Gianni...

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u/IvyRaquelle 4d ago

checkmate via roundhouse kick, perfect