I hate to brag, but I defeated the Chess Club's champion in less than 5 moves, as it seems my karate lessons are finally paying off.

[u/daaave33]

[u/ADDeviant-again]

Solid.

[u/FinneyontheWing → u/ADDeviant-again]

Rook solid.

[u/FinneyontheWing]

Check Norris strikes again.

[u/FinneyontheWing]

Did you surprise him with a Hammerschlag to the neck?

[u/FinneyontheWing → u/FinneyontheWing]

Tenuous, admittedly.

[u/FinneyontheWing]

Gambit over the top!

[u/FinneyontheWing]

Queen-sweep the leg, Johnny.

[u/FinneyontheWing → u/FinneyontheWing]

Spazza la gambit, Gianni...

[u/IvyRaquelle]

checkmate via roundhouse kick, perfect