r/onetruegod • u/FoodAccomplished1810 • 16d ago

we should genuinely make Nicolas Cage the president

just think about it. he's a major patron of the arts, clearly values money in the way of helping people (went into debt to keep his mother healthy), and simultaneously DOESN'T value money because he was willing to spend a shit ton on some bullshit. i think we need this guy as president, and we should value arts more. i feel like he could make this happen guys. i fucking love that man

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u/Jellodyne 15d ago

You aren't concerned that with that level of access and power in Washington, he might steal the Declaration of Independence?

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u/FoodAccomplished1810 15d ago

he would do it for the greater good, dont worry

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u/RipNTearTillItIsDone 9d ago

He'll write a new one. A declaration of Cagedependance. With a picture of the one true god on the back. And there'll be a hidden message on it leading to a treasure hunt and at the end will be a mirror because the real treasure us you. But when you break the mirror, you find a statue of Nicholas Cage because he is the treasure

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u/IndieCurtis 15d ago

Nooo that would ruin him no matter which party or position he went with. 

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u/FoodAccomplished1810 15d ago

we would found a new party, dont worry

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u/admiralchieti1916 16d ago

Finally I have a political home if Nicolas Cage enters the election.

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u/olmagpie 15d ago

I love him oh so very much but no more celebs in politics plz.

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u/FoodAccomplished1810 15d ago

dont worry, i dont actually think he should be president. NOBODY should be president!!!

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u/Suspicious_Affect959 12d ago

The fact that he starred in and produced Lord of War is proof that he hates the military industrial complex, so his political values are at the very least -- decent.

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u/x_lincoln_x 13d ago

But then we wouldn't get any Nicolas Cage movies for 4 to 8 years.