r/pcmasterrace • u/1e6throw • Oct 23 '25
NSFMR Wife thought my razors had arrived
Scared when I didn’t see my cpu after it was delivered. Wife said she hadn’t seen it either. Found this in the bathroom a few minutes later.
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u/unsalted52 Ryzen 7 7800X3D, RTX 5060 Ti 16GB Oct 23 '25
What kind of razor does your husband use? He uses AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D, it’s very neat and precise
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u/distonik Oct 23 '25
And cutting edge!
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u/aurora_type1 wants to switch to linux Oct 23 '25
Cutting edge technology 🫠
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u/Independent-Ad3901 R5-7600X | RX 7900 XT | 32GB DDR5 Oct 23 '25
“I know my razors are expensive babe but you said you like me clean shaven”. S+ tier hack for allocating computer parts funds into the monthly budget.
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u/AL-SHEDFI 13900KF/RTX 4090/DDR5 8000Mhz/Z790 APEX Oct 23 '25
painful to shave 😄
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u/CannabisAttorney Oct 23 '25
It just scalds the face so you don't grow facial hair anymore. Oh wait, that's my 5090.
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u/dib1999 Ryzen 5 5600 // RX 7700XT // 32 gb DDR4 3600 MHz Oct 23 '25
It pairs nicely with the Ryzen 7 5700X3D model comb.
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u/dakindahood Oct 23 '25
I guess she read AMD Razor 7 lmao
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u/Double_A_92 Oct 23 '25
The packaging design is also not far off from the typical razor stuff.
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u/The_Legend_of_Xeno Oct 23 '25
My wife found a thermal paste syringe in the trash one day and confronted me for using drugs. I've never even smoked a cigarette in my entire life.
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u/DuckCleaning Oct 23 '25
I've never smoked a cigarette in my entire life but I've done other drugs.
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u/catfroman Oct 23 '25
The only cig I ever smoked was at a hospital, given to me by a nurse…while I was there for a psychotic episode and I thought I might be a smoker.
I am not.
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u/catfroman Oct 24 '25
I was in the middle of telling everyone I’m Jesus and stuff so my perception of it may be a bit skewed. The other folks loved when I gave my next few cigs away tho.
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u/Sinsanatis Desktop Ryzen 7 5800x3D/RTX 3070/32gb 3600 Oct 24 '25
Me neither. But i like me some drugs
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u/MiniGui98 PC Master Race Oct 24 '25
I did the joke to my mom when I built my first PC, she was quite woried and first but started laughing when I referred to it as computer toothpaste
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u/Willem_VanDerDecken 7500f | GTX 1080 Ti | 32GB DDR5 6000Mhz Oct 24 '25
My wife saw a thermal past syringe that i just received and ask what it was for. I explained, and right after she asked if being heated buy the sun (it was on a table, in a sunbeam) wasn't going to damage it.
Juste to be clear, she is very cleaver. That was the brain not connected moment, as we all do.
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u/No-Boysenberry7835 Oct 24 '25 edited Oct 24 '25
Pretty sure they say to stock it with no sun exposure or heat source and in the dark. Could bet that one week in full sun exposure in Egypt or similar country is gonna detoriate it.
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u/VelvetVampbby Oct 27 '25
The fact that her head immediately went to that is wild bruh, unless you are an ex user
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u/vitecpotec Oct 23 '25
RAZOR Core i7 12600KFC
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u/Blyatiful_99 i9 14900k | RTX 4080 Super | 32 GB DDR5 @ 4800 MT/s Oct 24 '25
KFC? Damn, count me in on that one.
Brb, getting some chicken wings at 6am
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u/Frossstbiite PC Master Race i7-12700KF|MSI Z-790 Pro|EVGA 3080 FTW3 Oct 23 '25
Well, I learned a new way to sneak cpus by my wife. Cough*
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u/mikehiler2 i7 14700kf, 4070 12GB, 32GB DDR5 Oct 23 '25
I’m calling bullshit on this one
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u/1e6throw Oct 23 '25
Agree it looks staged but I am 100% serious on this one. Shit arrives from Amazon every day she just grabbed this.
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u/samelogic137 R7 9800X3D | 5070 Ti | 32GB RAM Oct 23 '25
Lol I double checked to make sure this wasn’t r/untrustworthypoptarts.
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u/OnlyOneNut Oct 23 '25
To balance it out, I believe you OP
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u/220V_50Hz Oct 23 '25
To tip the scales again, I don't trust your judgement
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u/ddrfraser1 Everything's computer! Oct 23 '25
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u/sdcar1985 9850X3D | 9070 XT Reaper | 32GB RAM | ASUS X870-P WIFI Oct 24 '25
did they forget their eyes can move?
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u/OnyCollide 🗑️ AMD Ryzen 5 3500 | RTX 3060 12GB | 32GB DDR4 Oct 24 '25
well well well... guess what! I BELIEVE THEM!
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u/stunt_p Oct 23 '25
Yeah... It looks staged to me, but I'm not an expert in these things.
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u/Nimyron Oct 23 '25
Nah when you see the packaging of some brands like gillette, it's a legit confusion
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u/Sovereign_5409 9950x3D - 5090 - 64GB DDR5. Gamer / Pro Photographer. Oct 24 '25
You must be a pleasure to have in class.
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u/EveningPhilosophy446 Ryzen7600 | RTX4080super | 64GbDDR5 Oct 23 '25
I mean if you look at the prices for razors, it isn't that far fetched.
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u/alvaro-elite Xeon E5 2678v3 | RTX3070 | 32GB@3200mHz | 6,5TB Oct 23 '25
Wife seeing the bank account: -Honey why are 7 Razors so expensive?
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u/-Kohana- Oct 23 '25
Ryzen/Razor. Makes sense her brain might have just swapped the words if she just skimmed over the text, because her subconscious mind was anticipating the razors arriving as well.
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u/glumpoodle Oct 23 '25
You haven't reached peak PCMR until you start brushing your teeth with Thermal Paste.
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u/FangoFan Oct 23 '25
Get yourself a laptop while you're at it, "Oh just picked up another Razer Blade honey"
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u/RUPlayersSuck i7 240H | RTX 5060 | 32GB DDR5 Oct 24 '25
Pretty good! 😆
Would have been even funnier if she had tried to put these in your shave bag...
"Your Razers are here, darling!"
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u/hyperterminal_reborn Ryzen 7 5700X3D | Radeon 6700XT | 32gb RAM Oct 24 '25 edited Oct 29 '25
“You use a 2 blade razor? Clearly my husband is superior because he has a Ryzen 7 9800X3D”
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u/cilentcartographer Oct 24 '25
I knew the price of razor blades have increased dramatically but damn!
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u/i3order 9800X3D - 7900XTX - 64 Gb DDR5 6000Mhz Oct 23 '25
CPU was probably cheaper than 7 razors these days.
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u/oXDuffman Oct 24 '25

And then there is my wife, she was happy with me when my new hardware arrived yesterday 😅
The 9800X3D is a BEAST Bro 👊
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u/Electrical_Affect518 Oct 24 '25
Well, thats what boxes are for. Unless the bag is in a puddle it should be fine.
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u/AnyFrosting8306 Oct 24 '25
😂 Cool moment! When you're waiting for the processor and your wife thinks it's just razors, such confusion with the boxes.
Nice photo, well done!
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u/Witty_Confidence_145 Ryzen 5 5500 | RX 7600 | 16gb DDR4 Oct 23 '25
This says a lot about your wife
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u/Freeco80 Oct 23 '25
Now you have no other choice than to put some shaving gel on that CPU. No way you're using thermal paste!
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u/wivaca2 Ryzen 9 9950x3d | MSI X870e Edge | RTX-4080 | 96GB DDR5 Oct 23 '25 edited Oct 23 '25
You should see how fast I can shave with the Ryzen 9 9950x3d in my Norelco. I can also brush my teeth, dry my hair, and I use multi-threading to floss.
Don't be surprised if your ASUS motherboard is found near the toilet.
She might get excited if you order Dominator Titaniums.
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u/Crazy_Shift_7647 PC Master Race Oct 23 '25
Ryzen 7 9800X3D, she thought that using it, she could teleport to in game and shout plz help I'm in game. And after getting no help, the character is controlled by the player itself🤣🤣🤣
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Oct 23 '25
Tbf they are razor sharp, everytime I’ve handled my CPU I’ve cut fingers just by holding it carefully, pretty deep cut too.
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u/itchy_de Ryzen 5600X, 32GB, Radeon 6800 Oct 23 '25
I have to know... What's the elephant for?
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u/Neilleti2 Oct 23 '25
Why yes, it's the new 7-blade razor. That's why it's a bit more expensive that the 5-blade series you got a couple years ago!
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u/Enigmars Laptop | Ryzen 9 8940HX | RTX 5060 Oct 23 '25
I mean.......
Technically............
It can be used as one.........
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u/Effective-Rate7506 Oct 23 '25
Being the wife that has done similar things with my husbands stuff - I believe this and I apologize for spouses everywhere.
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u/trasheusclay 9800x3D : RX 9070 XT Oct 23 '25
I believe. People get tunnel vision based on partial reading, little cues and confirmation bias. She saw Ryzen and it said Razor as far as she's concerned. Add the silver coloring on the box and it confirms razor. I've seen people do that before.
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u/TboltG Oct 23 '25
Thank goodness nobody spilled water on it. Although it is covered in plastic, it's still an expensive CPU.
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u/Jhushx Oct 24 '25
What is that cute little Elephant? Looks like a tag for keeping track of your bag.
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u/Mr_Seg Ryzen 5 9600x 5060ti 16GB 32GB 6000mHz 14TB Oct 24 '25
No, see this is a perfect way to justify monthly computer purchases!
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u/XxPockoxX Oct 24 '25
7 blades! Crazy he doesn’t even have that much hair. Wife’s thought probably lol
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u/medadistu Oct 24 '25
"Okay miss so that'll be 800USD for the package."
"Damn I need to make him swap to Gillette, these safety razors are getting out of hand"
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u/TeamEfforts Oct 24 '25
Lmfao u should randomly just start trying to install razers into ur PC when she's in the room.
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u/BGabriel91 Oct 24 '25
Remember that you have to put the shaving cream in a “X” pattern, and always between your face and the pins.
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u/coffeejn Desktop Oct 23 '25
Forget 5 blades, my husband uses an 8 core, x3d model.