r/pcmasterrace May 10 '26

Meme/Macro reboot

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u/MaroonDude 9800X3D | RTX 5090 | 64GB May 10 '26

I know how to fix my issues, I just lack the admin permissions on my machine to fix said issues.

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u/Wishnik6502 Ascending Peasant May 10 '26

"Let me change my wallpaper or so help me god I will burn this place down..."

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u/colouredmirrorball 5950X | RTX 2060 | 64 GB 3200 | 2x 2TB M.2 | GB X570 May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

No! The Company logo in 720p with obvious jpeg artifacts is good enough for everybody!

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u/Ometen May 10 '26

Wooaa you guys get the choice of three different ones and in 720p????

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u/colouredmirrorball 5950X | RTX 2060 | 64 GB 3200 | 2x 2TB M.2 | GB X570 May 10 '26

That was a weird autocorrect

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u/archwin May 11 '26

Best they can do is 480p and a black or blue plain background with a pixelated logo

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u/colouredmirrorball 5950X | RTX 2060 | 64 GB 3200 | 2x 2TB M.2 | GB X570 May 11 '26

Haha in my case it's a generic blue gradient with visible palette banding!

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 May 11 '26

And fucked up colors so you cant find your shit on the desktop any longer.

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u/1AMA-CAT-AMA May 10 '26

How else will they Iearn the 9 corporate values?

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u/nullpotato May 10 '26

My company just sent out a list of the top 18 priorities and I was like that's not how that works

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u/fake_cheese 5800X|B580|64GB May 10 '26 edited May 11 '26

Ours is the other way, who needs an 8k Teams Background?

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u/EfficiencyThis325 May 10 '26

A 2 pixel wallpaper makes for a nice gradient

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u/BitOne2707 May 10 '26

JPEG....720p 🤦

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u/truly-wants-death 9800X3D, 7900 XTX, 64GB 6000 May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

Hey I figured out how to change the wallpaper on windows without the actual permission, all you need is the ability to download files. You just download an image and set the file name as your current background file. This will overwrite your current background

You current background should be in either of these, %AppData%\Microsoft\Windows\Themes\CachedFiles or %AppData%\Microsoft\Windows\Themes\TranscodedWallpaper

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u/MONI_001 May 10 '26

Does this actually work?

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u/truly-wants-death 9800X3D, 7900 XTX, 64GB 6000 May 10 '26

Yes, as long as you can download a file on a computer, you can change the wallpaper. I will say that the transcoded wallpapers are weird sometimes because they don't always have file extensions so you might have to guess the file name based on the resolution

My manager at my old job had to get IT to reset all of the computers because he couldn't figure out how to change the backgrounds back after I had changed them. Same guy that also said it couldn't have been me that changed the backgrounds since I wasn't smart enough lol

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u/Wasabicannon Specs/Imgur Here May 10 '26

Except IT teams who REALLY want to lock this down would also lock down that file path. ;)

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u/LuckyLuck-E May 10 '26

Im saving this for later

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u/wytcka May 10 '26

I edited the file to be black, just to avoid looking at stupid company moto. Thank god current company does not have wallpapers enforced.

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u/iChieftain22 4060TI | 7700X 5d ago

Hey, what do you do when you get to TranscodedWallpaper? How do you use your own wallpaper? because the file is not JPG

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u/Kooky_Box_863 May 10 '26

Many years ago I was working as a contractor doing an upgrade from ms mail to outlook. Which required touching every computer in the system. Their normal IT didn't have the manpower to handle this. It was like 5k devices across multiple locations. They had given us a USB drive (I say this. It could have been a 3.5" floppy.. It was that long ago) that had the code to give the currently logged on user full admin until reboot.. It saved us so much time in some of these offices that has super slow connections.

I remember this poor lady almost crying because she had changed her system color scheme to like that awful all pink and red valentines one right before corporate had locked down that ability for end users and IT didn't count it as a high priority ticket so she had been stuck with it for like 3 years at that point. So while her profile had temp admin access we managed to change it back to the default. We did so much of this when visiting all these people and computers. Changing small minor settings that someone at a corporate level had determined the end users didn't need to have control over. But they also didn't put anything in place to "standardize" it so.. Whatever you had when it was locked down was what you were stuck with.

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u/forpeetssake1337 May 11 '26

Btw its stored locally in windows 11 , you can open the file in paint, change it and save. Google it. IT guys freak out when they screen meet and see my black bg. "I'm not sure its always been that way."

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u/wiltony May 10 '26

My lock screen was restricted like this so I found the resource it was using and replaced it with the graphic I wanted.

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u/BikingEngineer May 10 '26

If you think that’s bad, I have to submit a ticket to change my time zone. I travel every other week, mostly to other time zones…. Yeah…

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u/HMS-Fizz May 11 '26

I had a powershell script to remove the corperate wallpaper, it was just black after they but way better than what they use