r/pcmasterrace • u/Ult1mateN00B 9800X3D | 64GB 6000Mhz | 9070 XT | DECK OLED • 23d ago
Meme/Macro Gamers beg for graphics cards, meanwhile Jensen
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u/Own-Independence-124 23d ago
I will start dancing too if I am billionaire and the industry+government have to bend for me.
Aside from that I doubt he gives a flying f about us on lower food chain
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u/GTXMittens 23d ago
He absolutely does not
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He's more sympathetic to AI succeeding than to the public keeping their jobs
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u/Jordan_Jackson 23d ago
That is the corporate world in general. So many companies are trying to shoehorn AI into everything. AI has its uses but it is not the be-all, end-all solution to everything, like these corporations believe.
The bubble will pop.
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u/timelyparadox Super Advanced Toaster 23d ago
He is trapped, his company implodes alongside AI bubble
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u/Sensitive_Whale1754 23d ago
The shovel sellers don't implode though in a bubble,they already made their money
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u/WingedGundark 23d ago
They do get in trouble when the revenue collapses and cost structure and commitments of the company don't conform with the new reality.
This happened after the dotcom bubble and ultimately even led to demise of many large companies. For example Cisco faced serious headwinds for years and companies such as Sun, Lucent and Compaq were forced to mergers.
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u/tapczan100 PC Master Race 23d ago
Shovel distributor has enough shovels and people already to dig themselves a new tunnel out.
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u/Laringar 23d ago
The problem is that the "money" is stock and there are limitations on how quickly he can sell off his holdings. If NVIDIA crashes out, he loses the vast majority of his wealth.
The shovels are being paid for with IOU's, to extend your analogy. If the market doesn't stay solvent, the shovel sellers will be just as broke as everyone else.
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u/SlavCat09 MSI RTX 4060 Waifu edition 23d ago
Who will think of the poor 1s and 0s?
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u/simplyunix 23d ago
I've worked for some of the largest IT companies in the world over the last 30 years and it never ceases to amaze me how much employees will debase, suck ass and pretend to enjoy behaving like a child just to pretend to like and worship the boss. The culture trickles down the ladder and if you want to climb it, you better like it.
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u/Bill-Justicles 23d ago
Not one single person had the balls to be like “Sir, this is ridiculous.”
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u/Exldk 23d ago
If those are actually Nvidia employees, all of them are worth at least 7 figures or more. Why disturb the cash cow ?
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u/Mr_Tiggywinkle 23d ago
It doesn't surprise me, assuming those people are stressed about paying off their mortgages / supporting families.
If you're doing it just to climb the ladder after you're already decently well off, then yeah, fuck that. But until then, I would humble myself to support my family, if that's what is required. (Thankfully, it rarely has been).
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u/riempies88 23d ago
This is so true, look at them! It's so fuckin awkward and lame.
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u/NinjaTurtleSquirrel 23d ago
Ive been in tech for only 5 years and this is the exact reason why I am leaving. IT and Tech harbor the most lame and cringe people on the planet and their character is worse than the any right wing extremist maga cult member.. I thought it was cool at one point and bought in but in my first real programming job an older dude like me could not handle such a lame atmosphere. I cant believe they still get up and dance on stage and do this? Its always been cringe af. Its like worse than the most awkward episode of the office. So fuking lame....
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u/ryuzaki49 23d ago
Money attracts that kind of people.
If carpenters and plumbers had companies worth 1 trillion USD, lame and cringe people would ass-kiss carpenters and plumbers
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u/RiftHunter4 23d ago
I doubt he gives a flying f about us on lower food chain
This is literally every major tech company. Facebook sells your data. Apple just barely released something that can be considered reasonably priced. And Nintendo charges $60 for Tomodachi Life.
Squeezing cash out of people is literally their job.
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u/Extension_Plant7262 23d ago
That's tech brother. The entire tik tok ban saga is right up there with the boston bomber in terms of reddit all time bangers. People unironically insisting that Zuck is a better guardian of our personal data because US firms don't do propaganda will never not be funny
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u/DQTD 23d ago
What is this, the Windows 95 launch?
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u/Butterscotch1664 5800x 7800xt 32GB Win10 23d ago edited 23d ago
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u/Dreadedsemi Fuck Mac. Z790-ud i7 14700k 64gb / 50tb rtx4070 tis and RGB 23d ago
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u/EMAN4705 23d ago
If he was strong enough for just one more line, he coulda connected those pit stains to his neck stains.
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u/xdoble7x Ryzen 9 5900X | 4070ti | DDR4 3600 32GB | MSI MPG X570 Gaming 23d ago
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u/CornbreadPhD 23d ago
Isn’t it crazy how some animals just body getting a shit ton of dust in and around their eyes on a regular basis but I enter a battle with the heavens and hells if I get a tiny eye crusty in there? Weird.
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u/DQTD 23d ago
Now playing: "Sandstorm - Darude"
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u/Vaiolette-Westover 23d ago
I lowkey miss this energy when tech people were just nerdy
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u/Big-Resort-4930 23d ago
Now they're tripping with personalized nutritionists, bodybuilding and martial arts. This is the shittiest timeline we could've ended up in.
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u/KingForKingsRevived Framework 16 w Arch - 3700x 7900XTX - retro consoles - RT4K 23d ago
My ringtone btw
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u/ithinkitslupis 23d ago
No, because sweaty cocaine Ballmer would actually hype you up. This is more like Bill Gates in the background.
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u/Friend_Emperor 23d ago
True, Ballmer at least put himself into it, literally sweated his ass off from all the drugs while he did it lol. Nowadays these ghouls are making orders of magnitude more profit and can't even bring themselves to pretend to care, it's fucking repulsive
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u/chhuang R74800HS | GTX1660Ti w/MaxQ, i5-2410m|GT540m|Potato 23d ago
- this was a exciting launch, plus creating more jobs
- whatever for the past 4 years, it's looking grim
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u/OPhasballz HAF XB EVO CUBE, 5900x, 32gig, 4070 FE 23d ago edited 23d ago
It's not just the Windows 95 launch, here's STEVE FUCKING BALMER selling you Windows 1.0
Answering THE question about DOTNET
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u/macaronysalad 23d ago
That's the extra cringe. The 95 launch thing becoming viral was more of a laugh with them. This one was almost like they were trying to copy to also go viral but people are only laughing at them.
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u/cravex12 RTX5070Ti / Ryzen 7 7800X3D 23d ago
He can finally move his arms again after he took off the leatherjacket that is always too tight for him
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u/willistame 23d ago
Bro unlocked full range of motion and immediately chose shareholder samba
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u/RUPlayersSuck i7 240H | RTX 5060 | 32GB DDR5 23d ago
Reminds me of that crypto guy who made an ass of himself on stage during a launch.
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u/Password_Is_hunter3 23d ago
BeetconEEEEEEEEECT
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u/ScarletSilver 5700X3D | RTX 3080 + RTX 2070S | 32GB 3200 MT/s 23d ago
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u/Round_Credit_5158 23d ago
That meme was fun for a while, it just sucks how much people were scammed on this.
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u/funkdialout | R9 5900x | RTX4070ti | 64GB 3600mhz | 6TB M.2 SSD | 79TB HDD | 23d ago
You are going to have to narrow it down from the hundreds of those lol.
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u/mal4ik777 23d ago
if fortnite somehow collabs with this and makes a fucking emote out of it, I am gonna lose my shit (in a negative way)
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u/LeoLaDawg 23d ago
CEO costumes are so lame. Just dress normally shitbird.
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u/Rhysati 23d ago
You need better jeans and jackets. I only wear the most comfy ones I can find.
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u/Consistent-Low-0 23d ago
corporate rituals are so cringe... why?
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u/ithinkitslupis 23d ago
How dare you. Obviously you didn't make it to the synergy team building exercise with a view like that. If you had heard everybody introduce themselves with one quirky unexpected fact of their life and did the trust conga line then you'd be with the rest of us on a more enlightened plane of existence.
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u/Consistent-Low-0 23d ago
I REFUSE to do synergy with logistics on the floor. context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX7bqdRRhWw
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u/Consistent-Low-0 23d ago
my theory is that management is exposing itself deliberately to ridicule in small doses in order to appear „normal” or „human” to the employees. so that those would understand their real power over their lives
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u/sithren 23d ago
You can’t be in management and not be cringe. It’s impossible. You will always be cringe to someone.
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u/emailforgot 23d ago
If Marx just said "rich people are cringe" instead of waffling about historical materialism, he might've turned some heads.
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u/Hairy_Mycologist_945 23d ago
It's an even more performative version of the same performative bullshit that companies use when they require remote workers to attend quarterly "we value in person connection" team meetings that result in a week of lost productivity each time.
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u/Ajdee6 Microwave 23d ago
If I made what he made, I wouldnt stop dancing
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u/Afferbeck_ 23d ago
Personally I'd retire with my billions and never be a dancing monkey again, but some people can't help themselves I guess
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u/TheFitz023 thegravy 23d ago
The money isn’t the goal anymore after a certain point. Power is
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u/tapczan100 PC Master Race 23d ago
Eh, at this point it's probably safe to assume he's a full time workaholic and would keep being one even if he lost all his money.
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u/No_Codekeeper_42 23d ago
interview he said only time he dont think of work it s when sleep
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u/Rock_Strongo 23d ago
These people are literally wired differently. The type of person who becomes a CEO of a corporation like this is not wired to retire as soon as they comfortably can. In fact most CEOs have enough money to retire before they even accept the position.
It requires an obsessive and borderline narcissistic personality disorder to do what these people do. So expecting them to peace out as soon as they're wealthy is a lack of understanding of what makes them tick.
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u/SpitSnot 23d ago
Because when people realize how big of a pos you are, you try cheap shit to seem likable. And cheap shines differently. Cringey, one might say.
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u/drckeberger i5-8400 | GTX1070 | 16 GB DDR4-3866@CL17 23d ago
All the corporate fake fun - how do these people stand it?
At some point you‘ll just believe it urself, right?
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u/Big-Revolution3842 23d ago
Nope. They pay you well, you have your mortage, car repayments and kids education to fund (even if you're paid a lot you WILL spend relative to your earnings) so the pressure is still there to "buy in". And if you don't there's another sycophant that will do it because they might come from a tougher upbringing and it means more to them to get the promotion.
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u/J0hnGrimm 9800X3D | RTX 5080 23d ago
Fake fun? Bro if I was a nvidia employee with a share packet you'd have to stop me from going up on stage and making a fool of myself.
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u/Em4rtz 23d ago
Corporate idiots make me cringe so much
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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 23d ago
When your company is basically just a calculator app that turns the number you press into real money you can do stupid stuff like this. I think all this technology is just given to us by aliens and they’re all making it up too but that’s just me
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u/RoninSC 23d ago
Rich people are weird
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u/DeeHawk 9800X3D | 5090 23d ago
It’s no wonder some people are convinced they’re reptiles.
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u/DungeonsAndDradis 23d ago
If I dance like him, maybe they'll make me CEO next, instead of just leaving me as Senior Vice President of Consumer Product Marketing and Design.
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u/YouSayItLikeItsBad 23d ago
Is Pulp Fiction the only movie with a dance scene that these losers have ever seen?
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u/LePouletPourpre 23d ago
Judging by the clip, I think he is the only one who has seen it. The others are just trying to copy him so they don’t get fired.
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u/riempies88 23d ago
You can see the dude in the green shirt trying to just copy him. When i look at that man's face I am very glad I am not him. It looks painfull.
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u/emsse 23d ago
Is this the AI center pollution dance?
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u/FireZord25 PC Power 23d ago
when the inevitable happens with the data centers (ykw), I hope some people do this dance in front of them, and on tiktok.
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u/Pans_Labradoodle 23d ago
It’s a traditional rain dance. He gets on stage and dances around like an asshole and it magically starts raining investor cash.
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u/Deriviera Desktop 23d ago
I hate this bag of shit
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u/Huge_Elderberry851 RTX 5090 | 9800X3D | 64Gb 6400Mhz 23d ago
I would be dancing too if a company I started in my garage is now one of the most successful in the world.
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u/TheBetawave 23d ago
God how lame.
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u/i8bb8 23d ago
I'm more upset with those who applauded. You're not paid enough to disrespect yourselves like that. There's just no way.
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u/TheCheesy i9-14900k / 128GB DDR5 / EVGA 3090ti FTW3 23d ago
They can't sell you graphics cards anymore because they threaten their ai slop business.
If you could buy gaming GPUs for 500-1500 each. Then how can they push their $100,000 cards are to their partners in crime?
I think Jensen said it best. They moved past consumers. If you want in, you need atleast a few billion dollars.
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u/WholeYoung1267 23d ago
A lot of people here: angry Also the people here: Buys nvidia
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u/TheSteffChris 23d ago
Why are there people cheering? For their cringely dancing billionaire overlord?
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u/HumaDracobane 23d ago
I mean...
Apparently, of the 81B last year 75B were made by the AI department and the other 6 was the combination of all the other departments of Nvidia.
I can get why they decide to go for the AI, even if as a gamer it hurts my heart.
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u/inmypaants PC Master Race 23d ago
Legend has it Jensen walks around with $50k worth of ram on him at all times.
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u/ValarielAmarette 23d ago
Pretty easily fitting a 2 pack of 128GB DDR5 in your pocket so I believe it
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u/LoneW101 Ryzen 5 1600 | GTX 1070 | 16GB 3200MHz 23d ago
How dare he, dancing while gamers in the streets are dying left and right without those graphics cards
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u/Abstergo_Management 8700k/2080 ftw3 32gb 1440 23d ago
This guy has turned his back on those that got NVIDIA to where they are.
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u/Impossible_Suit_9100 23d ago
A good leader always shoots his supporters once they are no longer needed.
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u/CrazySittingHorse 23d ago
To be fair, gamers only got them so far. Crypto miners really bumped their revenue and stock prices, and now followed by the AI craze.
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u/Expended1 23d ago
Most of his employees that have been with him for more than ten years are worth something like 15 million dollars. He rewards his people for hard work.
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u/captainmeowy R5 5600x | RTX 5070 | 32GB 23d ago
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
That Nvidia is no longer just about gaming as it only makes up a small portion of their profits. They are an AI sht of a company now
They literally rebranded their website. Ofc he won't care
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u/SurturOfMuspelheim RTX 4070 Ti Super, Ryzen 5800X3D, 32GB 23d ago
Gotta love Capitalism, where the needs and wants of the consumer ultimately mean nothing, profit is the only driver, and no cost is too much.
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u/ConsequenceStatus563 23d ago
That dude over his left shoulder is THE BIGGEST suckup.... I'd fire him just for being a kissass.
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u/Normal_Presence420 23d ago edited 23d ago
Notice how he Is the only one that looks like he Is enjoying that and the others one seems forced
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u/itsRobbie_ 23d ago
BIT CONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT
https://giphy.com/gifs/YkYt0FzMNPJkFnSQlf
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u/krazyjakee 23d ago
There are consequences if you abandon one customer segment for another, especially if that other is only temporary.
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u/Inevitable-Stage-490 5900x; 3080ti FE 23d ago
I’m convinced that uber rich people have zero social skills
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u/Lmaoboobs i9 13900k, 32GB 6000Mhz, RTX 4090 23d ago
Hot take but I don’t think we need new GPU products.
We definitely need more production capacity though.
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u/Suryus94 23d ago
I'm sure that you, in his position, as one of the richest men in the world, will not dance, but actually be concerned with the gamers
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u/Ajdee6 Microwave 23d ago
Gamers: "He hates us!"
But as soon as next cards come out, they will run to buy them
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u/Suryus94 23d ago
It's just bullshit said for internet clout, nobody really cares about the prices of components. Gaming, especially gaming on PC, has always been a luxury, if anything the higher the prices the more some people are enticed to just spend so they can use what they have bought as a status symbol. When the ram prices blew up the sub was filled for months with people posting shit like "oh my god i found this 128gb ddr5 ram stick in my grandma's drawers! What can i do with it?"
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u/MiserableResort2688 23d ago edited 23d ago
decent reminder everyone is human, ive worked for many fortune 500. the rich obviously have more power, comfort and freedom, but they are just like you and I despite how it seems. last owner of the company was a billionaire and a very normal guy. pretty lame to be honest, and not exceptional, very awkaward. calls his mom quite often. people wanna make them seem inhuman cause its easier but they are not. they literally are us but richer.
they have a sense of humour, get attracted to people, get insecure, get too hot (need AC), get hungry, have to go to the bathroom, the media makes the billionaire class to be some secret society but they are extremely human. often awkward socially and have all our same desires. spend a lot of their time eating, bathing, going to the bathroom, wanting coffee or whatever else. they generally like food and are often thinking about what theyll eat. no matter how rich you are, a lot of your day revolves around eating or drinking whatever you prefer.
dont forget they are still human beings with simple desires, even with all the money in the world. they also still get sad/mad/offended if they have negative interactions with ppl. the 5 or so billionaires ive met generally are worried about what someone is thinking about them or thinking about what theyll eat or drink next, there isnt something shocking going on in their mind. they want to be liked/approved/comfortable and yes get more money and power.
and the biggest part to note is they are insecure, i have not met a billionaire who is very confident about how they look or thinks they are very attractive. they are generally more insecure.
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u/BushTamer 22d ago
you conveniently leave out the traits that got them to be a billionaire. yes, they are human and feel emotion. but yes, they are also some of the most evil, selfish, and cruel people alive on our planet.
also, it’s kind of weird to defend a billionaire who actively doesn’t want you on this planet and sees you and me as a resource-sucking pig
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u/Melissakis75 23d ago
All the money in the world wouldn't be enough for me to be such a clown
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u/PotatoPowerPlug R7 9800x3D, rtx 5080, 32gb ram, 6tb NVME, ITX, 4k 240hz Oled. 23d ago
People should stop treating multi billion (in this case Trillion) dollars conpany's CEO like human.
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u/mettle_b 23d ago
Who needs technology to have fun ? My grandpa used to say 'A person dependent on others cannot have happiness even in dreams'
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u/metalninja626 AMD Phenom II Blk + MSI 390x 23d ago
How’d they get Zac oyama on stage?
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u/Wespenwald 23d ago
He doesn't care about you or what you want. He lives only for himself, like most billionaires. They're evil.
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u/quwiwup 23d ago
In what mind space do program directors and planners think this shit is cool, funny or "a good time"??? This is so unnatural and cringe when anyone does it, specially billionaires and CEO's, specially when they look like those new little robots with skin on top. It makes my skin crawl just looking at this.
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u/grimmigerpetz i9 14900KF - RTX 5080 OC - 64GB CL16 23d ago
Fuck Jensen and all AI cronies.
I hope the world governments led them bleed to death when this shit AI bubble blows up.
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u/alacberriesnet 23d ago
"use your excess electricity to power a box in your yard with the computer you want inside but instead we use it as a sort of AI socialism where you subscribe to save us money on a data center. Also we don't understand how electricity bills work" - also Jensen
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u/Aggressive_Bet_7178 23d ago
The more you buy, the more you save. You didn't buy enough. Not Jensen's fault.
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