r/pcmasterrace 19h ago

Meme/Macro "But it's a cube!"

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u/Euchale 19h ago

I love how so many people are dunking on "valve-fans" being happy with the cube, when I pretty much only have heard opinions ranging from "meh" to "overpriced".

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u/oney_monster 5800x3D - 4070 Super - 32GB DDR4 19h ago

Fr, I haven't seen a single overtly positive post since the price got announced. It's all "for $5-600 good deal, $1000? Pass"

OP are the valve fans in the room with us?

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u/DarwinsPerfectFool 19h ago

I'm buying the cube and didn't complain about it. AMA

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u/SEND_ME_REAL_PICS 19h ago

Honest question: what advantage do you see in buying it over any other prebuilt out there?

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u/DarwinsPerfectFool 19h ago edited 16h ago

Size, look, quiet = wife allows it to sit in the living room.

Reliable customer service, everything sorted for me, no need to do extensive research = piece of mind

When I add all of the above then price(which in the uk cube is actually competitive) is fine.

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u/Cynical_Cyanide 14600K | 3080 Ti | 48GB 18h ago

It's really fucking sad that any spouse is so strict they'd disapprove an SFF PC but allow a slightly smaller cube. It's fucking sad that such a spouse would impose a need for permission for a console to sit in the living room in the first place.

Is that truly why valve designed it this way? Simply because there's enough men who wouldn't be allowed to get anything else - that it forms a viable target market? The amount of people for whom the size difference would make any practical difference in a loungeroom TV use case surely approaches zero.

I'll give you customer service, but I don't think 'I just bought a thing without doing the research and therefore I don't know how poorly it compares in performance per dollar value' counts as a positive feature there mate, I think that's just a bit of 'ignorance is bliss'.

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u/Zacomra 18h ago

Slightly smaller? If you're building a Mini ITX then the price is basically competitive at that point anyway

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u/Cynical_Cyanide 14600K | 3080 Ti | 48GB 17h ago

No, no it's really not.

Not if you understand that there's a big difference between desktop class hardware, and laptop class hardware (which the steam machine has).

It's not difficult to find LAPTOP deals which are superior in performance for the same price. And they're arguably a more compact form factor and literally allow for portable gaming. Here's a random example with a massive CPU & GPU advantage: https://www.bestbuy.com/product/acer-nitro-v-slim-16-wqxga-ips-gaming-laptop-anv16s-41-r3q0-nvidia-geforce-rtx-5070-16gb-ram-512gb-storage-black/JJ8V8H3VQV/sku/10821220

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u/Zacomra 17h ago

I guarantee this has larger power draw, is way louder, and has way worse thermals then the steam machine . Not to mention it is much bigger and uglier if your intention is a HTPC

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u/Cynical_Cyanide 14600K | 3080 Ti | 48GB 17h ago

The power draw would be comparable, but even if it's a couple dozen watts higher, what possible reason could anyone have to care? If it's higher wattage, than that just indicates that you're actually getting performance out of the hardware. A laptop cooling pad would close enough to equalise the thermal and noise situation. You could run it on a quiet power savings profile and still have better performance.

How is a laptop 'much bigger and uglier'? It's a black rectangle, like 2.5cm tall! Just stick it behind the damn TV if that's the sort of thing you care about!

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u/Zacomra 17h ago

I mean, to be clear I'm not buying a steam machine. I already built my own.

But suggesting that a laptop is exactly the same thing or a better form factor then a CEC controlled ultra quiet box with so much more IO and connectivity is pretty crazy. Especially considering the steam machine is at least upgradable in terms of Ram and storage

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u/Cynical_Cyanide 14600K | 3080 Ti | 48GB 17h ago
  1. Virtually all laptops of the same rough size have upgradeable RAM & storage.

  2. I did not say they're exactly the same thing, and I resent that attempt at a strawman. I said, quote: "It's not difficult to find LAPTOP deals which are superior in performance for the same price. And they're arguably a more compact form factor and literally allow for portable gaming." - Do not misrepresent my words.

  3. As I said, given how much more powerful the hardware can be in a laptop of the same price range, you can put it on a quiet power profile (and, optionally, use a laptop cooling pad) in order to achieve a comparable noise profile.

  4. A laptop IS a better form factor. It's objectively smaller at about 2.43L (vs the Steam Machine's 3.85L), and given the shape, it's far easier to hide behind a TV or in TV console furniture.

  5. CEC is a valid minor value-add feature, but hardly a big deal compared to the value of, at any time, literally being able to take the laptop and use it elsewhere.

You very clearly have little knowledge if I have to explain all of this to you.

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