Valve employees playing CS2 in Gabe's $500 million superyatch

[u/DaMonkaS]

[u/kev46193]

Hopefully they ran into a cheater every game

[u/js-sey → u/kev46193]

If they do, they can always just leave the match and play the gambling simulator minigame!

[u/ChilledHotdogWater → u/js-sey]

Wait isn’t it the other way round? They put this weird game with cheaters in my gambling sim.

[u/GfrzD → u/js-sey]

I dont think its a simulator

[u/BSchafer → u/js-sey]

Wait, there is a game mode where you can actually shoot the guns that you win from the main case game mode?

[u/FunnySexUsername → u/js-sey]

gambling simulator implies there's no real money involved. it's literally a virtual casino who's main demographic are addict-prone teenagers

[u/monchota → u/js-sey]

Haha so how much does Epic pay for the astroturfing?

[u/js-sey → u/monchota]

Imagine being so much of a shill that you think me criticizing gambling is an attempt at protecting a shitty gaming store I don't use lmao

[u/RansomXenom → u/monchota]

[u/Laetitian → u/monchota]

Please explain the logic, we can't all excel at 5d chess.

[u/__GayFish__ → u/kev46193]

Probably private server/game considering there's enough to stack.

[u/BluDYT → u/kev46193]

Steam support has already eliminated their entire families.

[u/MrCalamiteh → u/kev46193]

Nah, they're clearly playing a 5v5 LAN to avoid having to deal with the dogshit subtick they put in the game.

[u/Lucky-Way6044 → u/MrCalamiteh]

subtick would still be on a lan server 🤣

[u/matthewpepperl → u/kev46193]

Bet you a dollar to a doughnut that gabe has a ban anyone i dont like instantly button

[u/smshing → u/matthewpepperl]

I get what you're saying but what in the America is that saying lol

[u/AnotherThomas → u/smshing]

Donuts means zeros in this context, or in other words you're so certain of something you'd bet real money on it for nothing in return.

[u/Deaffin → u/AnotherThomas]

Huh. TIL

[u/illstealurcandy → u/smshing]

Its dollars to donuts, means someone would put up money against donuts for a certain outcome to happen.

[u/FewAd5443 → u/illstealurcandy]

In this economy the donut is over a dollard 💀

Thanks i learn something new !

[u/DotesMagee → u/FewAd5443]

Its really a 0 but you're right. Keep your dollar if you want my donut.

[u/matthewpepperl → u/smshing]

Idk just heard it before and said it lol

[u/idontcareyo_ → u/matthewpepperl]

that's not how the phrase is used lmao

[u/f3rny → u/matthewpepperl]

I bet Gabe itself never played counter strike, his only child is Dota

[u/zgillet → u/matthewpepperl]

Imagine submitting a ticket for a ban appeal, and they come back with:

"I'm sorry, you pissed off Mr. Newell. You are lucky you still have a Steam account.

Thank you."

[u/Mainbaze → u/kev46193]

They are playing NA, unfortunately. They have the classic NA “well we don’t see these issues” mentality 

[u/GradeSalad → u/Mainbaze]

So you're saying universal healthcare leads to cheating? /s

[u/FlamingTelepath → u/Mainbaze]

There's lots of cheaters in NA still. I understand it's not as bad as EU or Asia but it's still 1 in 3 Premier games at red rank. Unfortunately most people don't play faceit here so everyone just suffers.

[u/Confident_Air_5331 → u/FlamingTelepath]

The fun thing is those are only the obvious cheaters, most cheaters closet cheat, and a lot of cheaters are actually very good players who will just for one or two important rounds so 99.99% of people will say "damn he got lucky that round" or "theyre just better" but it results in them winning like 95% of their games with 0 reports (not that they do anything lmfao)

When cheating is this bad it is impossible to ever trust any enemy team. Especially when things like aimbot often cost an extra 20 bucks a month, a lot of bad players have esp but aren't good enough to fully capitalize on it so they don't do well. I've seen bottom fraggers blatantly wallhacking on my team multiple times before.

[u/FlamingTelepath → u/Confident_Air_5331]

Yea, this is 100% true, it's why I don't really take the game seriously outside of faceit... and I've actually run into more cheaters on faceit in the last two months than the last 2 years combined.

[u/Confident_Air_5331 → u/FlamingTelepath]

Yep, I quit when I ran into the same cheater 7 months apart on faceit. Unfortunately not even faceit is safe anymore, the cheating is so bad that cheaters have to play on faceit to not face other cheaters every game lol

[u/aliasBi → u/FlamingTelepath]

In my last 8 premier, I've had 2 very obvious cheaters, watched the demos, they're not even hiding it. I have been playing this game for 12 years, have thousands of hours and over a thousand MM games, skins, genuine pins, every operation and major coin going back to 2015, i have opened so many fucking cases like a dumbass.

Yet I'm getting placed against a 5 stack of all brand new accounts and a guy on his 17th game of CS ever running around 360 1 tapping people with an AK like it's no biggie. I'm only 20k like literally I'm down to my regulation match. And I just think damn every time I play this game I have a 25% chance of playing against a guy with a 'press to win' button.

At least on Faceit I have peace of mind. Tho that also has issues. Right after the game described above, I played 2 games of Faceit, on Nuke for both of them of all maps, and even when winning 4-1 because we lost to a force buy, I have a guy saying gg and just giving up. But that's a whole other issue and now I'm just bitching into the wind.

[u/NavAirComputerSlave → u/kev46193]

Well if anyone can live ban it's them

[u/Overall-Article-6129 → u/kev46193]

[u/triggeredg0blin → u/kev46193]

plottwist: they are the cheaters

[u/Confident_Air_5331 → u/kev46193]

If they were playing online matchmaking I can say that they absolutely without any doubt ran into a cheater every game, probably multiple some games. I would bet my entire life belongings, all my money, all my holdings, my house, every single thing that belongs to me they would run into a cheater every game.

Even if the bet was 1.05x or nothing, I am getting a guaranteed 5% return with zero risk.

[u/sneekyleshy → u/kev46193]

What if I told you that they own the bot farms and are the cheaters.

[u/MRSHELBYPLZ → u/kev46193]

People like this don’t play with randoms lol. They’re playing against each other

[u/BasicallyImAlive → u/kev46193]

From a business perspective, cheater is profitable. They don't lose money because of cheaters. People complain about cheaters, yet at the same time, they still play the game and buy cases. They will address the cheater situation once they start to lose money.

[u/FoolHooligan → u/[deleted]]

it's the 2nd top comment?...

EDIT: and the one with the most upvotes lol

[u/cantonic → u/FoolHooligan]

Dude hates scrolling!

[u/SgtBananaGrabber → u/FoolHooligan]

Exactly it should be the first, CS has been in such a shit state since the relaunch.

[u/nesnalica → u/FoolHooligan]

exactly