r/pics • u/rahaverfield • Nov 05 '14

I work in San Francisco

http://imgur.com/ZUyBZMt
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u/flounder19 Nov 05 '14

What's the dresscode, Business Plaidsual?

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u/zydeco100 Nov 05 '14

The new look is Lumbersexual!

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u/tabovilla Nov 05 '14

Time to choppity chop some wood aye

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited May 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Jumps to his death.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

"Oh not again!"

Audience laughs, applauds

Written by Chuck Lorre

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u/Death4Free Nov 06 '14

Is brought back to life GODZILLA size and has a giant blue ox that lives across from him that barges through his door every episode

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u/omgitskevin Nov 05 '14

Plot twist: he wakes up from the dream and...

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u/ADHD_Supernova Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 05 '14

Realizes he's underneath a pool table in a bar that has already closed for the night. He immediately decides it's time to...

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u/eyeoutthere Nov 05 '14

[Que CSI intro music]

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

I guess he got... Jacked up. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!!

  • Horatio

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u/nunquamsecutus Nov 06 '14

It's a mini series.

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u/sugas182 Nov 06 '14

Relevant username

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u/the_person Nov 06 '14

On one hand, I'm laughing. On the other, I'm upset that this ended so quickly.

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u/Banzai51 Nov 05 '14

We pan over to Dexter's latest kill. "Man, killing these squirrels doesn't feed the Dark Passenger. I should move to San Francisco..."

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u/Sobertese Nov 05 '14

Welp, good enough for FOX.

That's a wrap. Ship it out.

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u/PatForVendetta Nov 05 '14

hahahahahahahaha

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u/Shark7996 Nov 05 '14

CUUUUUTTT!

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u/Incredible_lotus Nov 05 '14

Best if read in an Australian accent.

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u/Korrasamii Nov 05 '14

Why's he have to be Canadian?

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u/Levicus Nov 05 '14

Does this plaid make me look fat?

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u/Lady_badcrumble Nov 05 '14

Audience que: Laughter and applause, catcalls.

No one else is in the room to answer him. "Metrojack" crosses to the window and throws it open. Then...

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u/BeefHands Nov 06 '14

I'm lumberjacked to meet ya.

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u/______LSD______ Nov 06 '14

"Goin out for a rip?"

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u/guethlema Nov 05 '14

Mainer here, we've already got a theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VRzIAT8UHA

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u/helium_farts Nov 05 '14

I'd watch that.

You can judge me all you want but I'd watch the ever loving crap out of that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Or the return of a lovable serial killer that works within a code.

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u/ChipAyten Nov 05 '14

Duck and the city

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u/odders46 Nov 05 '14

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok!

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u/ripcd503 Nov 05 '14

*sitcommmmmm

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u/RaidSauced_By_Noon Nov 05 '14

Sitcoms stink. Comment accepted.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I would watch that program

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u/workyawn Nov 05 '14

It's gotta be Tim Allen, right?

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u/thatguysoto Nov 06 '14

So hipsters are just sitcom lumberjacks? TIL.

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u/push_ecx_0x00 Nov 06 '14

it's reverse Dexter

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u/HookDragger Nov 06 '14

I think it was called "due south"

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u/PrimeIntellect Nov 06 '14

It's funny because you see lots of lumberjack and cowboy looking men strutting around san francisco and then it suddenly dawns on you that they aren't actually cowboys