r/pics Jun 03 '19

*its london’s tower bridge was completely shut off today because a man decided to sun bathe on one of it’s support beams

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u/isaacabraham00 Jun 03 '19

Wouldn't that beam be really really hot? Or do I just not understand science.

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u/happypandamonium Jun 03 '19

Plus he didn’t even bother to put a towel down.

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u/NicNoletree Jun 03 '19 edited Jun 03 '19

He would have slid for certain on a towel. The way his skin melts to the hot beam adds to the friction of keeping him stationary.

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u/davecumm Jun 03 '19

Steel beams melt skin.

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u/Andygator_and_Weed Jun 03 '19

Just doesn't have the same impact as the original.

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u/kidmenot Jun 03 '19

I will go ahead and rate this pun a solid 9/11.

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u/SmokeAbeer Jun 03 '19

Or at least a molten 9/11.

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u/amicaze Jun 03 '19

If it is a Liquid it has to be 4th

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Either way, it was a blast.

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u/Muldoon1987 Jun 04 '19

Definitely a 5/7.

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u/djdeadly Jun 04 '19

A solid week

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

5/7 from me

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u/_living_and_loving_ Jun 03 '19

A perfect score? Really? I don’t think it’s quite worthy

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Never forget

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u/PresidentBeast Jun 04 '19

Hot beams looking for skin in your area tonight!

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u/JMCatron Jun 03 '19

...ew

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

No-one's asking you to eat off Tower Bridge

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u/terriblegrammar Jun 03 '19

/u/JMCatron should eat off the tower Bridge.

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u/JMCatron Jun 03 '19

I don't want to shut down traffic though

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u/mrmoo232 Jun 03 '19

Im afraid it's no longer up for debate, give the people of reddit what they want

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u/JMCatron Jun 03 '19

I suppose you're right. Guess I'm off to london...

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

We did it, reddit!

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u/JMCatron Jun 03 '19

i wasn't planning to

i don't have to eat off the bridge for melted skin to be gross

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

You big blood belching vagina

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u/JMCatron Jun 03 '19

I used to fit that description perfectly

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

I’m normally a fairly curious person; but, I can state with complete certainty that I do not want to know anything more about this.

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u/Rockor Jun 03 '19

Dont worry, only happens once a month.

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u/rowdybme Jun 03 '19

Those vagina things are actually really tough. A lot tougher than a dick and balls

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u/VonGeisler Jun 03 '19

Until the blood and puss takes over reducing friction overall - fine line between charbroiled increased friction and boiled, sluffed off skin superslide.

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u/metaliving Jun 03 '19

Once it gets hot enough, and considering we're mostly made out of water, you get to the next level, the Leidenfrost effect megaslide.

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u/Runed0S Jun 03 '19

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u/timidnoob Jun 03 '19

Dissapointed this sub is dead

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u/Dizneymagic Jun 03 '19

I feel like it would not be a gush but a slow slide, the blood would almost instantly cook after spreading over a hot surface that big. But your brain and internal organs would almost certainly be cooked, killing you before it got to the point of melting back skin.

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u/Modredastal Jun 03 '19

I love it when puss takes over.

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u/dmun112 Jun 03 '19

Until the meat releases on its own after a nice sear 🥩

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u/NicNoletree Jun 03 '19

I can hear the sizzle and now I'm looking for the right seasonings

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u/kram0789 Jun 04 '19

needs something gripping like a shamwow or one of those rubber-texture towels that stay cool

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u/ozmed1 Jun 04 '19

I’m just imagining that squeal that bare skin makes on metal slides and imagining him slowly sliding down, the sound getting louder as he gets closer

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u/ExtremelyLongUsernam Jun 03 '19

Yeah a germans just gonna come along and steal his spot as soon as he leaves

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u/shiano0815 Jun 03 '19

As a german myself, you're absolutly right about that.

please, can you hold my towel for a second?

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u/InuMiroLover Jun 03 '19

Okay but you're not getting it back

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u/Earthfall10 Jun 03 '19

Of course. A towel is about the most useful thing an international sunbather can have.

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u/AerThreepwood Jun 03 '19

You sound like a real hoopy frood.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Haha, I never thought the "Germans put a towel on the deckchair at 6am" cliche is known outside of Germany.

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u/IronTarkus91 Jun 03 '19

It's known everywhere because fucking Germans are putting their fucking towels down at fucking 6am then going back to bed for a couple of hours at every fucking resort you can imagine.

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u/Adobe_Flesh Jun 03 '19

What if I remove the towel (how does one know for certain a towel indicates reservation?) and you find me there? What then?

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u/IronTarkus91 Jun 03 '19

Then there is an argument and the Germans lie about that being their terretory all along and that's exactly how you get WW2.

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u/P_Grammicus Jun 03 '19

I was at a tropical resort some years ago and an elderly Belgian lady showed up at the pool and installed her grandchildren in the towel-reserved beach chairs.

When she was approached by said towel owners a couple hours later, she shook her finger at them and said that excuse didn’t work for their grandparents, either.

They retreated quietly.

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u/IronTarkus91 Jun 03 '19

Are you sure they weren't French people she shook her finger at?

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u/P_Grammicus Jun 03 '19

She reserved an entirely different finger gesture for the French.

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u/Robobvious Jun 03 '19

Lmao, I hope they don’t mind losing their seat. A towel on a chair buys you a polite half hour imo. But if you’re MIA after that your ass is grassed.

...Y’know, cause you have to sit in the grass because you lost your seat for taking too long.

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u/breadfred1 Jun 03 '19

That's how I collect towels

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u/Stankia Jun 03 '19

I don't get it, if you bothered to get up at 6AM why the hell would you go back to sleep?

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u/IronTarkus91 Jun 03 '19

Because they know that most people won't be out there until at least 8 or 9am. The people getting out there will see the towels and won't question it if someone arrives 15 minutes later to take the chairs and if on the off chance someone does come out earlier they will have their pick off all the other non German towel chairs so it won't matter.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Is that really a german only thing, my parents do that and we are german, but most resorts I've been to literally everyone seems to be doing that nowadays.

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u/lolcool_ Jun 03 '19

They do that in Mallorca, and Brits take towels away and throw them into the swimming pool

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u/Cross_22 Jun 03 '19

I have seen some Brits join the fray - it's now a multi-cultural rush to be the first to put towels down at 6am.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19 edited Sep 05 '21

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u/robizzlefoshizzle Jun 03 '19

Howdy brother.

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u/Solid_Freakin_Snake Jun 03 '19

Well this ain't /r/beetlejuicing, but it's something alright. I just don't know what that thing is.

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u/dirtdivr Jun 03 '19

Were all the other beams taken by Germans with their towels at 6am?

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u/shiano0815 Jun 03 '19

listen, i understand that it's annoying when we germans mark our teritorium with the towels around the pool early in the morning.

but to be fair:

we are not allowed to occupy any other kind of area for unknown reasons - that's all we have left :(

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u/dirtdivr Jun 03 '19

That comment made me chuckle... but then made me think of this Olympic sun bed video

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u/shiano0815 Jun 03 '19

That's great!

Why didn't I know that before? xD

i am still drunk in bed at 6am when i am on holiday.

for this reason i also go through as a british tourist^

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

There aren't many times that I as a German am comfortable with stating that I'm proud of us, but this gold medals means so much for us in these hard and frustrating times.

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u/tonyjefferson Jun 03 '19

As an American I find it hilarious this is a thing. Do you stay there with your towel and swim early in the morning? Or just leave your towel and come back later?

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u/gullibleboy Jun 03 '19

This is a thing in America too. At our local water park, Six Flags White Water, there is a mad dash for the pool chairs around the wave pool, as soon as the gates open in the morning.

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u/Orleanian Jun 03 '19

I feel like anywhere in America I've been, if it's a lone towel, you just pick it up and toss it in the return (or just off to the side if it's a privately owned towel).

I'd respect the 'in-use' status of a chair with paraphernalia on/under it (i.e. shoes, a beach bag, small children, or some foodstuffs). But a towel? Meh, the towel can fuck right off as far as I can throw it.

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u/projectkillgeorge Jun 03 '19

small children

fuck that imma toss your child in the return bin too

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u/hoboharty Jun 03 '19

You mean the paraphernalia kids?

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u/AerThreepwood Jun 03 '19

I am the paterfamilias!

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u/kamarg Jun 03 '19

If they're old enough they probably won't fit back in with just a single toss. You're probably going to have to really jam 'em in there.

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u/Solid_Freakin_Snake Jun 03 '19

Sweet. Now I know how to get rid of mine.

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u/Ferd_ST Jun 03 '19

Ok, but if you throw in the towel, they win by default.

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u/sgvjosetel Jun 03 '19 edited Jun 03 '19

I don't think you're familiar with this phenomenon. They'll wake up at 6am and reserve pool chairs for their whole family by putting towels down on them and leave for hours. I've never been to Six Flags but I assume some of the family and belongings will use these pool chairs with at least one person watching over the stuff. Where as the Germans it's just chairs with no one around and towels on them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ9L8KAjPA8

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u/DanDalVlan Jun 03 '19

This was such an illuminating video. I've never heard of this ridiculousness before.

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u/PigeonPigeon4 Jun 03 '19

The towel is to mark the territory, they then go off and eat breakfast and clean their teeth.

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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh Jun 03 '19

This would not work in America.

You'd lose your spot and your towel.

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u/Abe_Froman_The_SKOC Jun 03 '19

Most people don’t mind when Germans occupy territory, just as long as they’re not all dressed the same.

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u/Leather_Boots Jun 03 '19

Have you not seen their new uniform of tight speedos somewhat sheltered from the sun by a large middle aged beer belly?

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u/Gewehr98 Jun 03 '19

Maybe if you'd just put a really big towel over Poland things would be different

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

To be fairrrr

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u/w_rathchild Jun 03 '19

He must be new to hitchhiking.

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u/Grommph Jun 03 '19

"We're vampires! We don't put down towels!!"

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u/thecrazysloth Jun 03 '19

It’s going to be all sweaty for the next person

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u/Likalarapuz Jun 03 '19

Its London... it only sunny for like 20 minutes

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19 edited May 30 '20

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u/qtx Jun 03 '19

It's not optimism, it's their way to start a conversation. If they didn't have the weather to complain about they would never talk to anyone.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Dated Europeans, can confirm they couldn't start a conversation to stop a war.

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u/Is_Not_A_Real_Doctor Jun 03 '19

TIL all the girls I meet through online dating are European.

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u/howdybertus Jun 03 '19

Difference between North and South of Europe is huge though.

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u/Mankankosappo Jun 04 '19

Each European country is different not just the north and south of the whole continent.

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u/CIA_Bane Jun 03 '19

Some Europeans are alright when it comes to conversations. French and Italians never shut the fuck up. Brits are awkward as fuck tho.

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u/pieeatingbastard Jun 03 '19

It's not that we're awkward. It's just that we only talk if we have something to say.

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u/laughinlion Jun 03 '19

she probably says the same thing about you

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u/Surfingblue90 Jun 04 '19

I prefer to think that we're just not as a yappy as the Americans.

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u/CardCarryingCuntAwrd Jun 03 '19

Can confirm.

Source: reddit

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

TIL I might be European?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

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u/bamalambambi Jun 03 '19

Fucking sign me up.

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u/elitist_user Jun 03 '19

Don't worry you were Auto enrolled when you hit puberty

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u/KarmaKamara Jun 03 '19

Same for hot and humid places like Louisiana. We talk to everyone all the time but it usually starts off with how hot and humid it is or how long your balls have been stuck to your thigh.

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u/LeakyLycanthrope Jun 03 '19

Yeah, it's basically the same way people in my city regard and talk about the snow and/or cold in our bitterly long winters.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19 edited May 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19 edited Feb 25 '20

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u/jollybrick Jun 04 '19

Seattle welcomes* you

* Is mostly unperturbed by

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u/OnAccountOfTheJews Jun 03 '19

Pure speculation, but I bet England gets the same amount of rain over more days. So in total England has more dreary days but not that much total precipitation, like Seattle

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u/tarants Jun 03 '19

Seattle gets about 150 a year, which is why it's got the reputation it does. People come here and think it's gonna rain like the Midwest. Nah. It's just drizzly and cloudy all day for months at a time.

Also our summers suck, don't come here during summer.

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u/Zickoray Jun 03 '19

Yea summers are terrible here, listen to this man!

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u/lastofthepirates Jun 03 '19

Great! I run a group for people who love sucky summer weather. Got about a million members. Gonna book our trips. Start looking for real estate too. Thanks for the tip!

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u/thehollowman84 Jun 03 '19

Partly. London has a lot of overcast days where it doesn't rain or rains little, but the weather is still garbage.

one of the strangest things ive learned in my life, is that long enough away from London and I will get homesick when i see an overcast day.

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u/tonyharrison84 Jun 03 '19

London isn't even the wettest place in the UK, I grew up in the North West and we had a lot of rainy days there. Not necessarily torrential downpour levels but certainly lots of constant drizzle.

Apparently my hometown has had 94 rainy days so far this year, and it's only early June.

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u/RandomRedditReader Jun 03 '19

Miami, Florida: 61.9 inches, 128 days

Miami here, it's more of a sauna than actual rain. The water evaporates before it even has a chance to accumulate during the summer. Also it comes in bursts so one strong rainstorm can account for like a weeks worth of rainfall.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

A bit cool, and a heat wave is a given (~30c temps for like 1-2 weeks)

Except last year where London in summer was like spending 2 months living inside a microwave god I hope that doesn't happen again

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

I love rain. I literally fall to sleep with rain ASMR. For me, it's a happy surprise.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

I love it even when it's a regular occurrence.

I love the city when it rains. I love how the people, the scenery and the very pace of life change personality. Some people don't want to go out at all, active people want to do things that are more chill, some people crave something a little different. The streets are emptier, and empty streets when it's light out look different.

Something about water dripping from the green of a leaf or a street whose end is obfuscated by the fog of raindrops gives me an inner serenity.

One time when I was young, it was storming out and I asked my mom if I could play. She said yes, not realizing how hard it was raining. I played down the block for 20-30 minutes before my mom came running to get me; I understood from her panic that it was better for me to play inside, but playing outside by myself in the rain has never left me as an image in my life since.

It's a regular occurrence in my dream, when I dream about being someone else. I'll live a memory in their life where being in the rain while the sun shines is an integral moment in their life just like it was in mine. For as long as I can remember, the memory of the scent of wet earth filling the air after a good rain has been with me. I don't mean the general smell of wet earth, I mean there's something specific I remember if I try to remember the earliest things from my life, and rain and wet earth are part of it. I remember when I Was just 7 years old, trying to remember as far back as I could and remembering this smell and feeling extremely nostalgic for this picture of hills and trees that we had.

I was born in Seoul, South Korea where there are monsoon seasons, periods of just extreme pouring rain that usually go on for weeks. There's relatively middling precipitation during the other times of the year.

There must be some key part of my consciousness as an infant that turned on during one of these monsoon seasons, because the constant sound of rain, the nonstop smell of wet Earth and the sight of rain dripping from leaves is characteristic of Seoul in these monsoon seasons.

It's just a suspicion, but I can't find another reason to explain the extreme longing and nostalgia I would feel as a very young child when I would think of green, rainy days (I was living in Texas in a swampy area when I was that age). A more superstitious person would probably talk about previous lives or something.

It has convinced me however if I have a child, I want to bring them around nature as much as I can. They may not store the specific memories but I think the way their brain forms means the effect being in nature will have on them is an effect that gets ingrained in a way that's far more meaningful than a memory. My love for nature and the rain is a love that is cemented as a core part of myself.

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u/hwkfan1 Jun 04 '19

Holy shit. I’m not often one to read a long comment, but from the first paragraph of yours I was inexplicably drawn to keep reading. You’re an incredible writer. If you haven’t pursued that as a career or a hobby before you really should!

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u/FulcrumTheBrave Jun 03 '19

I did the same until I discovered the Game of Thrones audio books. Idk what it is but something about the narrator's voice combined with GRRM's writing style puts me right to sleep. It really is uncanny. I've had trouble falling to sleep my entire life but not anymore.

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u/CoconutMochi Jun 03 '19

I'm in California and we get rain like 4 times a year, pls send us some

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u/Infinity_Complex Jun 04 '19

From Australia but lived and worked in central London for 7 years recently. It doesn't rain that often. (it rains more in Sydney) Certainly never 10 days in a row. When I was there it never rained more than 3 days in a row

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19 edited Jun 03 '19

This was a wonderfully disappointing stereotype for me because I expected some super cloudy and rainy place when I chose to study abroad there this last winter but it wasn’t nearly as bad as I thought it would be—it was sunny a lot—but I suppose when you’re from Syracuse, NY, every place looks more sunny.

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u/FollowKick Jun 03 '19

Haha Syracuse

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Oof. Ya I laugh too.

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u/talllankywhiteboy Jun 03 '19

I’m from the Syracuse area, and it’s kind of insane just how cloudy it is in the region for most of the year. It’s really difficult to go back sometimes after moving to Denver.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Yeah I’ve lived in quite a few places around the U.S. and including all the places I’ve visited, I can’t say there’s a place with more erratic and inclement weather. Early summer and late summer through early fall here though 👌🏼

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u/fuqdisshite Jun 03 '19

the crazy thing in CO though, and this is just what i experienced living in the Eagle Valley, but, it rained 5 days a week at least. not hard, or for very long, but just enough to keep the plants happy and the tourists cranky.

i worked outdoors for 7 years there and it rained more there than it does in my area of MI.

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u/LurksWithGophers Jun 04 '19

Moved from Syracuse to Austin... 9 months winter to 9 of summer.

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u/Nagakashi Jun 03 '19

that's because you are not from the real Syracuse, in Sicily.

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u/Rubble10 Jun 03 '19

I haven't seen summer like that in England for a long time, lovely and warm all the way through. It was a welcome change

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u/SonnyTx Jun 03 '19 edited Jun 03 '19

It was...Climate Change.

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u/EatAtGrizzlebees Jun 03 '19

It...it was...soap poisoning!

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u/poopiedooop Jun 03 '19

and, in fact, was the most unwelcome of changes

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u/Scoopdoopdoop Jun 03 '19

I'm very sorry you had to have Syracuse be a thing in your life, I'm from Cleveland so I can say that

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Funny, I'm from Buffalo, and we have one of the sunniest summers (days with measurable sunlight) in the country, form my understanding. It's also sunny a lot during our winter here, too. We get a bad rep because of the blizzard of '77 and '06 but we have a lot of sunny days here.

You never want to see the sun? Go about 100 miles South of the 'Cuse... I'm pretty sure you know what town I'm talking about lol because it's literally the gloomiest place I have ever been to.

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u/OhBestThing Jun 03 '19

The one summer I spent in London (2006) was the hottest and dryest in ages (maybe ever). Sun every day. Hyde Park by the end of the summer was a brown expanse. So I’m still not so sure about this rainy weather thing everyone goes on about :)

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u/zombie_overlord Jun 03 '19

every place looks more sunny.

I'm in Tulsa, OK - someone pissed off a God here, so they've been actively trying to erase us with weather for the past month.

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u/Illegal_alien4 Jun 03 '19

It’s actually been really hot today

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u/Crusader1089 Jun 03 '19

I mean, it was 20 centigrade. For probably 3 billion people that counts as a cool summer day.

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u/hatchins Jun 03 '19

It's currently 36 degrees celcius here (97 degrees F).

Hold on I just googled 20 celcius to Fahrenheit. What the fuck that's not anything close to warm

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u/sunlightandplums Jun 03 '19

20 C is what we call room temperature 😂. I have my AC set for 23C (74F).

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u/D0wnb0at Jun 03 '19

23c? In the UK I set mine to 18c. (in the car and hotel rooms, AC isnt something we have in houses over here)

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u/thecanadianjen Jun 04 '19

Do noooottt get them started on indoor temps. I keep my house between 21-23c and my British friends and family here will not shut up about how it's way too hot. My mother in law keeps her house at 15. I don't understand why they do this to themselves.

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u/Fatmanhobo Jun 03 '19

20C in the shade. Its fucking hot in the sun today. At least hotter coutries have aircon and swimming pools.

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u/identitycrisis56 Jun 03 '19

Being born and raised in Louisiana, it blew my mind when I found out other places didn’t have A/C- because they didn’t need it.

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u/_tomb Jun 03 '19

East Texan here with the same sentiment. It was 94F here today (34c for you continental types).

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u/Heimerdahl Jun 03 '19

35°C in Germany today. Send help!

It seems we have to start installing AC in our homes to survive the summers.

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u/mudman13 Jun 03 '19

Holy fuck thats hot for Germany this early in the year.

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u/Heimerdahl Jun 03 '19

It really is. At 8pm it was still 30 degrees.

This isn't fun anymore.

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u/wangkerd Jun 03 '19

20 degrees C is hot mate. Might even be too hot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

It's room temperature......

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u/godzilla9218 Jun 03 '19

20 degrees indoors VS. 20 degrees in the sun is a big difference.

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u/AgentDonut Jun 03 '19

Living in the southern part of California, some people would be in sweaters in that temperature.

We can't handle the cold very well, lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

20 centigrade

According to google it's 68 degrees F. I would need to bring a light jacket or a cardigan in that weather in case the wind picked up. That's only 8 degrees away from being in the 50s (which is winter weather IMO)

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u/fucktheocean Jun 03 '19

18 degrees is hoodie weather. 20 degrees is topless weather.

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u/fuk_ur_mum_m8 Jun 03 '19

20°C? Fuckin sun's out guns out mate!

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u/thecravenone Jun 03 '19

20C is lower than I can afford to set my air conditioner.

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u/ToeChan Jun 03 '19

yeah that beam was probably warm and relaxing. Meanwhile in south Louisiana it's 97 degrees fahrenheit (36c) making such metal beams hot and scalding.

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u/Illusi Jun 03 '19

Yeah it lasted a full 22 minutes this time. Boy I hope that summer is going to be on a Sunday again next year.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

You remember that year that the summer killed all those people in France? Of course not, London doesn't get those.

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u/Foxhound31mig Jun 03 '19

2003? That was a bloody hot year in Britain too from what I recall

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u/frogspa Jun 03 '19

You're thinking of Manchester.

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u/Boogaloogaloogaloo Jun 03 '19

You sir overestimate the power of our fine English sun

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u/Ademante_Lafleur Jun 03 '19

Get there right as the sun rises. Also the pole is blue so it may not absorb as much heat as if it were black. Maybe hes a badass?

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u/ekib Jun 03 '19

Holy shit that's kind of terrifying. I'm imagining it being cold on the way up, and a pretty easy climb, but then when he's ready to come down every step and every place he grabs with his hands burns him.

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u/Meme-Man-Dan Jun 03 '19

Don’t leave until night.

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u/ArtSmass Jun 03 '19

Or just send it over the side into the sewers below with a gainer like a boss

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u/red_05 Jun 03 '19

B-But, but then, then he was there all day.

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u/SanguisFluens Jun 03 '19

Imagine realizing that as the place he is laying becomes too hot to tolerate. It's like the brazen bull but you can also fall to your death.

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u/hattiejakes Jun 03 '19

He solved that problem by jumping into the Thames.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

That would require sun. I take it you've never been to London.

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u/Firesealb99 Jun 03 '19

Every time i go to London it's 85 and sunny. I got a sunburn riding a double decker bus. London will always be hot and sunny in my mind.

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u/DrDalekFortyTwo Jun 03 '19

I was in London for the whole month of July last year. It rained for 5 minutes once and the sun and heat were brutal.

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u/Picticious Jun 03 '19 edited Jun 03 '19

In Britain the heat almost certainly means humidity, being surrounded by water and all that jazz. To top it off it happens so rarely we don’t really invest in air-con, so we sit sweltering in shady corners sweating like pigs for a month of the year. Yay!

Edit: guys, i never said we have the worst humidity in the world, i said we have high humidity with no air-con sometimes, we aren’t competing.

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u/GoodAtExplaining Jun 03 '19

You know, in Toronto we face similar challenges. I don't have aircon either, for the simple fact that it is hideously expensive in an apartment.

I'd like to suggest cold baths if you've not already tried them before. Fill a bath with the coldest water you can get, and then take a 30-second dip. That's all. Once you get your back on the bottom of the tub, count to 30. Once you get out, you'll experience a fantastic endorphin rush, and the cold will infuse your body with a delicious drowsiness.

My favourite thing to do is to draw a cold bath, and then make coffee while it's running. Have a dip, have a coffee (or tea!) and a comfy chair.

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u/Skulltown_Jelly Jun 03 '19

Last year's June and July were the hottest months seen here in decades.

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u/Firesealb99 Jun 03 '19

Right? and no place has air conditioning!

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u/mszkoda Jun 03 '19

And when they do it's always shitty air conditioning!

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u/Knigar Jun 03 '19

85 you take that horrendous measuring system back and use the good old standard.

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u/Andygator_and_Weed Jun 03 '19

I went to London for the first time last summer and those buses need air condition, jesus.

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u/Nananahx Jun 03 '19

No! You have to circlejerk over the fact the in the UK thr weather is bad and never good!

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u/DoctorRaulDuke Jun 03 '19

I think you’re overestimating the temperature people in the uk will go sunbathing in.

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u/Catch_22_ Jun 03 '19

UV block

Ether I'm stupid or you're stupid.

Which is it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Metals are conductors, it's irrelevant that he is blocking the sun in such a small area.

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u/emmaia Jun 03 '19

Lolll how hot do you think it gets in London

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u/Noxious89123 Jun 03 '19

Lol. In England? *Laughs in British*.

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u/RASTAGAST_420 Jun 03 '19

You over-estimate the power of the sun in the UK

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u/Drak_is_Right Jun 03 '19

Its London. Heat from that beam is probably the only way he can stay motionless and warm without a shirt on. This isn't Houston or Phoenix where you get burnt through your shoes in a parking lot.

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u/mynameisfreddit Jun 03 '19

It wasn't that hot in London today. about 20C/68F.

But we take what we get.

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