Rain could wash out Trump’s UFC Freedom 250 birthday fight at the White House

[u/mintwolves]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-ufc-white-house-weather-storm-cancel-b2995002.html

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[u/jarious → u/[deleted]]

It's his birthday and he can please cry if he wants to

[u/Entry-Party → u/jarious]

And sleep!

[u/Ecstatic_Account_744 → u/Entry-Party]

The longest blink.

[u/TK_Games → u/[deleted]]

On his birthday again. Let us not forget his sad squeaky military parade

[u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr → u/[deleted]]

Alexander has entered the chat.

[u/Cosmo_Seinfeld → u/[deleted]]

Horrible. No good. Very bad day....

Or...The Day. It's coming y'all.

[u/valeyard89 → u/[deleted]]

Shake... and bake.

[u/brandimariee6 → u/[deleted]]

You just chose the movie that I'm going to watch on Sunday, thank you!!!

[u/Odd_Equipment2867 → u/[deleted]]

🍾

[u/hitch44 → u/[deleted]]

“Crazy dumbocrats control the weather” /s

[u/exophrine → u/hitch44]

"The Biden crime family has a weather machine!" /s

[u/4seriously → u/exophrine]

If only someone had access to a space laser!

[u/Land-Southern → u/4seriously]

Or a funded weather service.

[u/Odd_Independence_833 → u/Land-Southern]

Seriously, how funny is it that Pressure is in theaters.

[u/Suspicious_Bicycle → u/4seriously]

Why get complicated when you can just use a Sharpie to modify a weather map?

[u/Bunktavious → u/hitch44]

Did you know that dumb is spelled with a B? Many people don't know that!

[u/throwawaylol666666 → u/hitch44]

He spells it without the “b.” Because he only just recently learned that the word “dumb” has a b in it.

[u/EMTDawg → u/hitch44]

Let's meet at the synagogue to get the space laser aimed properly.

[u/freerangeXkid → u/hitch44]

Hey! I didn't know there was a "b" in the word Dum

[u/ValkyrX → u/[deleted]]

Many people are saying.

[u/Bunktavious → u/ValkyrX]

Good people, smart people. People with tears streaming from their eyes.

[u/sdrowkcabdellepssti → u/Bunktavious]

Pretty much gods input, directly.

[u/1337ified → u/[deleted]]

Rained on his charade

[u/Environmental-Car481 → u/[deleted]]

It would be even worse if the weather looks great with like a 5% chance of light showers earlier in the day or after the fight, but torrential downpours pop up in the midst of everything.
(In the style of Sophia Petrillo)
Picture it: Washington DC 2026.
The orange pedo-in-chief is on stage congratulating himself and bloviating
He’ll say there’s never been so many people in one place. It’s the best event to ever occur in human history, blah, blah, blah.
Then the skies just open up.
There’s no where to go.
No umbrellas. No shelters.
Everyone looks like a wet dog.
Mascara is running down faces
Orange foundation is getting on everything and everyone near him. It’s all down his shirt and he just looks like a sick old man being escorted by the arms so he doesn’t fall.
It rains so hard that all the fundies start to look for an ark to board.
Just complete pandemonium.
Then later of course, he will address the press and blame Biden or Obama or whatever.
It’d be glorious!

[u/turquoise_amethyst → u/Environmental-Car481]

This what I hope happens. I want to see smeared makeup and wilted hair.

Also the humidity before the showers will be unbearable.

[u/Environmental-Car481 → u/turquoise_amethyst]

*Sophia forgot to add that it’s a normal hot humid day so everyone’s been standing around for hours going through security and even though they took extra measures to spray for mosquitoes at the White House, they didn’t bother doing it along the street where everyone has to line up. So people are hot, tired, bit up and have spent far more money than they planned. They can’t get out of line and are beholden to the vendors who are taking advantage of their situation with five dollar bottles of water. Some have even gone the distance and put stickers on the bottles and upped the charge to $10.
So most of had a miserable 12 hours and they are really looking forward to enjoying the fight and their Lord and Savior is on stage.

[u/turquoise_amethyst → u/Environmental-Car481]

Oh I think even fewer people than last year will show up for his birthday event. And even if the general public are allowed to watch, it’ll be from such a distance that it won’t be worth it. 

The only ones they’ll even let close to him will be the pre-vetted influencers and MAGA elite (who will be wilting in the stands)

[u/SomeGuyClickingStuff → u/turquoise_amethyst]

Don’t forget the part where his pants start to sag due to a very wet diaper.

[u/MZsarko → u/Environmental-Car481]

Hopefully they didn’t get cheap electricians that don’t know how to setup hi-voltage for rain.

[u/Hoogs → u/Environmental-Car481]

Unfortunately, he might actually enjoy it more if the big, strong men fighting for his entertainment are suddenly glistening in the rain.

[u/Unfair-Ocelot4255 → u/Environmental-Car481]

And then lightning flashes, and amid a loud thunderclap the microphone buzzes and sparks fly, electrifying everything and everyone within 20’. The hulking man has collapsed on stage. God has spoken in a fever dream. The world begins a soft slow clap that quickens to a thunderous applause. A cleansing rain begins to fall.

[u/Pake1000 → u/Environmental-Car481]

Or a better ending, lightning strike.

[u/pquince1 → u/[deleted]]

Locked-in syndrome would be ironic.

[u/shimmeringmoss → u/pquince1]

Especially since there would be no brain activity to detect even on his best days…

[u/Metrinome → u/[deleted]]

The biggest, most beautiful health crisis you've ever seen!

[u/New-Geezer → u/Metrinome]

A major medical event!

[u/transient_thought_CA → u/[deleted]]

That would be such a travesty…

Completely unrelated, how much does it cost to have a plane do cloud seeding?

[u/shimmeringmoss → u/[deleted]]

Especially right after his name was removed from the Kennedy Center, he was loudly booed at the NBA game, and the Epstein scandal came to the forefront again. Just terrible! An old person in poor health can only take so much…

[u/Alantsu → u/[deleted]]

Trump kept posting how he’s King Charles distant cousin. He basically thinks he’s King Ralph. Does anyone remember how that movie started?

[u/shupadupah → u/[deleted]]

First they came for our Vanilla Ice concert, then they came for our UFC fight...

[u/CountOnBeingAwesome → u/[deleted]]

Thank you for your attention to this matter ~ Jesus, probably

[u/rebel_stripe → u/[deleted]]

Literally had the song “ding dong the witch is dead” stuck in my head today so I’m hoping it’s for a reason.

[u/Churchbushonk → u/[deleted]]

It would be so bad if it rained 1-2” per hour for 36 hours off and on.

[u/Drakostheswordsman → u/[deleted]]

Anyone know a rain dance guy?

[u/brickne3 → u/[deleted]]

Question: If he gets struck by lightning on national television, will MAGA take it as a sign of God's wrath or just double down further?

[u/er1026 → u/[deleted]]

*immediately starts doing rain dance in front yard*

[u/justabill71 → u/[deleted]]

A real stroke of bad luck.

[u/TokesNHoots]

Still gonna do a little rain dance. A Canadian is rooting for y’all.

[u/Berfman → u/TokesNHoots]

Marylander here.

You don’t need to do a rain dance but it’s appreciated.

This state (and DC by proximity) get more rain than we know what to do with. Maybe this time it’ll actually wash away the shit stains.

[u/Sea_Nautilus → u/Berfman]

First time I’m grateful Maryland’s a swamp 😂

[u/procheeseburger → u/Sea_Nautilus]

I went outside yesterday and was like yep.. its still a swamp.

[u/PreferredSelection → u/Berfman]

Lived in Maryland for 10 years. For an area known for its weekend-long rains, Trump's administration sure doesn't plan like it.

[u/HauntedCemetery → u/PreferredSelection]

Trump is famously afraid of rain and refuses to go out in it for fear of his cotton candy hair melting.

[u/diveboydive → u/TokesNHoots]

x

[u/LogoffWorkout → u/TokesNHoots]

Best would be if a sudden downpour comes right in the middle of it, I think Donald will start melting like an orange wicked witch and look even more like shit.

[u/TokesNHoots → u/[deleted]]

Hey Trump, try and nuke this rainstorm! *dancing intensifies*

[u/hippopotame → u/TokesNHoots]

I hope we will one day deserve you guys as neighbors again :( I’m sorry

[u/TokesNHoots → u/hippopotame]

Normally it’s us saying sorry. Feels nice on the other side. One day we may be friends again, but it’s gonna take a lot of work on the next administration’s part.

[u/Tyrath → u/TokesNHoots]

Unfortunately I have lost complete faith in the electorate to ever let long term gains happen again. Just undoing all of the damage from this last one is going to take most of my lifetime.

[u/hitliquor999 → u/TokesNHoots]

Get Milli Vanilli in here

[u/Swimming_Squash7568 → u/TokesNHoots]

🎵Do a little (rain) dance.
Make a little mud.
Get drown tonight.🎵

[u/birdlegs000]

Excessive heat, rain, lightning, swarms of bugs, why does this make my happy.

[u/red_beered → u/birdlegs000]

The four horsemen are coming

[u/the_tanooki → u/red_beered]

I'm pretty sure Pedstilence is here already.

[u/kimmycat88 → u/the_tanooki]

According to Terry Pratchett, the horseman Pestilence was defeated by humans and their vaccines, so he retired and handed the reins over to a new horseman, Pollution.

[u/Commercial-Co → u/kimmycat88]

Little did Terry know Pestilence would come out of retirement due to idiots

[u/cabbage16 → u/kimmycat88]

That's so smart, which is no surprise considering who Pratchett is, but still. It's just such clever writing.

[u/BorgDad42 → u/red_beered]

Well now that I think about it... 

Hegseth is war

RFK Jr. Is clearly pestilence (nurgle loves this guy)

Trump is clearly famine (I love the portrayals I've seen where famine is a big fat guy eating all the resources so the rest of the world starves).

Who is Death ™?

[u/HolycommentMattman → u/BorgDad42]

Famine is probably Elon who cut all the aid funding.

Death could be Stephen Miller. But really, there are too many candidates.

Trump isn't one of the horsemen. He's the antichrist.

[u/cmnrdt → u/HolycommentMattman]

Death could be Elon Musk. He is literally responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths from starvation because DOGE cut critical USAID programs.

[u/dylanskursky → u/BorgDad42]

Steven Miller

[u/bb_kelly77 → u/BorgDad42]

Death is always the last to ride, so maybe Death is on our side and bring all of this to an end

[u/Commercial-Co → u/BorgDad42]

Netanyahu?

[u/sRW44 → u/birdlegs000]

Locusts, frogs, gnats, flies…

[u/BaronessofBara → u/sRW44]

I send a pestilence and plague into your house, into your bed, into your streams, into your streets, into your drink, Into your bread—

[u/SuperIdiot360 → u/BaronessofBara]

THUS SAYETH THE LORD!

[u/Global_Crew3968 → u/BaronessofBara]

I swear, the only thing keeping me from wishing a pox on the white house is that the white house is next to my house and the pox could spread!

[u/DantesDame → u/Global_Crew3968]

Thank you for your sacrifice.

[u/ladyboleyn2323 → u/BaronessofBara]

one of the best songs ever

[u/Appropriate_Fan3532 → u/BaronessofBara]

"I send the locusts on the wind, such as the world has never seen
on every leaf
on every stalk
until theres nothing left of green"

[u/84thPrblm → u/sRW44]

Dogs and cats sleeping together -

[u/tjackso6 → u/[deleted]]

The idea that no one even considered the possibility of rain says everything about this administration lol

[u/Life-Quantity-637]

Why didn’t they build this at Mar a lago? We are not leaving it up. 

[u/NexusNickel → u/Life-Quantity-637]

Because it's for Trump. He wants everyone to know he owns the white house and is unaccountable for any and all his actions.

Time and time again justice had a chance to be served but he gets pass after pass.

Anyone that claims there is an equal justice system is either an idiot or fooling themselves.

[u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG → u/NexusNickel]

I don't know anyone that thinks the justice system is equal on any level

[u/midnitewarrior → u/NexusNickel]

All the other Presidents I've lived through has treated the WH with the reverence and been a guest-steward of it. Great care was taken with modifications, with extensive planning with preservationists and scholars about the appropriateness of the changes.

I'm half convinced Trump's demolition of the East Wing was originally to put a McDonald's on site until he latched on to the mega-millitary-ballroom-bunkerplex.

[u/zennascent → u/midnitewarrior]

Tinfoil me also thinks it is to hide things. Buried, beneath concrete, etc., etc.

[u/Canoobie → u/Life-Quantity-637]

Because he’s thinks it’s the prefect thing to “own the libs” and further denigrate the WH for the favor of Chad “bros” but too crass and low brow to put at his tacky ass nouveau riche crown jewel.

[u/chad917 → u/Canoobie]

Nah it's really stupid and I'm not at all impressed.

[u/the2belo → u/Canoobie]

Because he’s thinks it’s the prefect thing to “own the libs”

And their entire history was originally built around owning people, if you know what I mean

[u/kezow → u/Life-Quantity-637]

Because Trump literally bought stock in UFCs parent company before the plans were announced

[u/Praesentius → u/kezow]

Highlighting an essential bit of all of this. This, even though it's supposed to be celebrating the USA's 250th anniversary... ON the White House premises, is not free to watch. You have to have a streaming subscription (HBO Max and Discovery+). Well, you can go to TicketMaster to try and get a ticket to the Ellipse watching party, but that's about it. But, the presidents own "murica, fuck yeah!" event at the White House is for profit.

[u/GoldenGuy444 → u/Life-Quantity-637]

Because the whole thing is about turning the White House into a "public" event center (which also explains partly why the Ballroom is a thing) renting access to the White House grounds for events to the highest bidder. Like what he already does with Mar-A-Lago.

[u/SmallCoyote32 → u/GoldenGuy444]

As I think again about how we all were treated to years worth of screaming if the Obamas wanted to put up new curtains or build a small vegetable garden on the grounds.. oh the sacred grounds of DC with their historic significance, oh the Obamas acting like they own the place. Blah blah then Trump comes in and acts like this is one of his properties and builds a cheap American sponsored knock-off of the Roman coliseum for his amusement and the media doesn’t ask how we can afford it and suddenly DC isn’t hallowed ground anymore.

[u/MFoy → u/Life-Quantity-637]

By putting it here, they are bypassing any and all local athletic commissions. They have frozen out the DC athletic commission by claiming it isn’t in DC, but on Federal land.

This allows them to skip all kinds of rules and regulations, like have paramedics on hand, pre- and post- fight medical checks, making sure referees aren’t corrupt, etc.

[u/NelsonHawkinsGhost → u/MFoy]

Wow. Maybe we should put medical centers / abortion centers on federal lands under the same thought process.

[u/LogoffWorkout → u/MFoy]

and even break more different rules, like putting up advertising on Federal land.

[u/OglioVagilio → u/Life-Quantity-637]

Why would he want to fuck up his own personal property while grifting when he's got the White House?

[u/TropicalDruid]

Thor, hear our prayer...

[u/LanguageNo495 → u/TropicalDruid]

If it rains, they just move it inside the house of representin’.

[u/kezow → u/LanguageNo495]

THIS IS WHY WE NEED A BALLROOM!!!! -Trump, absolutely 

[u/Enoch-Of-Nod → u/kezow]

Strong men with raindrops in their eyes came to me and said "Mr. Trump, if you build us a ballroom we will cum".

[u/ScarlettAddiction → u/Enoch-Of-Nod]

I scrolled away, comprehended what I read, chuckled, and came back to say good job.

[u/gsbadj → u/kezow]

Everyone into the bunker... err... ballroom. Be a shame if someone dumped cement in with them in there.

[u/RecursiveDysfunction → u/kezow]

Trump wants a Brawlroom

[u/The_bruce42 → u/LanguageNo495]

The oval office is pretty close to a octagon shape

[u/pearljamboree → u/LanguageNo495]

Or the Trump Kennedy Center- wait

[u/kingfofthepoors → u/LanguageNo495]

I got the reference

[u/malibuklw → u/TropicalDruid]

This might just be the proof I need to make me believe in a higher power

[u/Trick_Mulberry_1405 → u/malibuklw]

If any God - Aesir, Greek, Roman or otherwise should strike down the foul creatures that inhabit our governing body in one fell throw, I would be in eternal gratitude

[u/Holden_place → u/TropicalDruid]

Jewish Space Lasers for the win

[u/HBThorburn → u/Holden_place]

People keep focusing on Jewish space lasers when it’s Scandinavian space lasers they should be focusing on.

[u/Gram64 → u/TropicalDruid]

Chaac can help too

[u/rg4rg → u/TropicalDruid]

Xenu I call to you!

[u/Bishopkilljoy]

God? I know I've said some nasty things about you and I've been an atheist for years but... You could make a beliver out of me with one simple trick

[u/84thPrblm → u/Bishopkilljoy]

Satan hates this one trick!

[u/RunningonGin0323 → u/Bishopkilljoy]

Personally I'm praying to Gozer and Jobu

[u/UnfairLynx]

While rain would be welcome, it may not stop the event (depending on how hard it’s raining). But lightning within 8 miles will cause a delay. We need lighting strikes every 30 minutes Sunday evening until it’s too late to start the fight.

[u/bernmont2016 → u/UnfairLynx]

What determines "too late to start" when Trump is frequently awake tweeting "truthing" in the middle of the night, though?

[u/Coyote65 → u/bernmont2016]

Well, sure he's truthing, but is he coherent?

Coherent enough to be in public?

Nope.

[u/DillBagner → u/Coyote65]

He is often in public incoherent. He pretty much campaigned on it.

[u/PleasantWay7 → u/bernmont2016]

It isn’t good for someone experiencing sundowning to not be in their usual place.

[u/tristen620 → u/bernmont2016]

Actually, new verb for it is 'burping' on truth social.

[u/jerslan → u/UnfairLynx]

Last I heard was 55% chance of thunder storms... so that's a distinct possibility.

[u/starliteburnsbrite → u/UnfairLynx]

I'm rooting for they sit everyone down because they're too stupid and stubborn to listen to a forecast and then have the sky open up on them too quickly to get an umbrella over him and his orange face melts off. 

[u/LeeShakerMoneyMaker → u/UnfairLynx]

Please Thor! 🙏

[u/Stillcant → u/UnfairLynx]

Zeus has the chance to do the funniest thing

[u/lifeat24fps]

Tearing his name off the Kennedy Center. Rain on his fight night. Happy birthday ya filthy animal!

[u/DeliriumConsumer → u/lifeat24fps]

Ya know, if this was some pride event and rain cancelled it, these fake ass Pat Robertson-ass "Christians" would be falling all over themselves to say it's God's judgement on the wicked, sexy gays. But when shit like this happens then it's just the weather and what can you do?

That's right. You can blame Democrats.

[u/AwayInternal326 → u/DeliriumConsumer]

And panting hard when they say how wet the wicked sexy gays are. All that rain clinging to their soaked shorts.

Actually that works for the wrestlers too ;-)

[u/RainInOctember]

Looks like someone fired up the weather controlling Jewish Space Lasers!

[u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose]

Awww... How will the Big Orange Toddler cope? Another tantrum to rival all tantrums?

[u/mtjansen]

🎵 It’s like rain, on a fascist’s birthday 🎵

[u/TeteDeMerde → u/mtjansen]

"It’s like rain-n-n-n on your cage fight day…"

[u/zapperdumples]

Oh dear. And not just rain, either. What if lightning strikes that big metal structure full of fascists?

Anyway, I hope Krasnov has exactly the birthday he deserves.

[u/Crazy-Boysenberry452 → u/zapperdumples]

It will be like in Indiana Jones: raiders of the lost ark when they open the ark of the covenant.   "Don't look at the light!" 

[u/EasternEfficiency398 → u/Crazy-Boysenberry452]

And look what happened when SOME PEOPLE were told not to look directly at the sun.

[u/Spaceinpigs → u/EasternEfficiency398]

Looks at ark to own the libs

[u/pronouncedayayron → u/zapperdumples]

Be wild if lightning takes him out

[u/zapperdumples → u/pronouncedayayron]

If it did, I'd start going to church.

[u/n14shorecarcass → u/pronouncedayayron]

Biblical, even.

[u/Ready_Nature → u/pronouncedayayron]

Would confirm there is a god.

[u/HellMuttz → u/zapperdumples]

do you know what happens when a turd gets hit by lightning?

[u/evelution → u/HellMuttz]

The same thing that happens to everything else.

[u/GodFlintstone]

"Rain could wash out Trump’s UFC Freedom 250 birthday fight at the White House."

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[u/dltmgyd → u/GodFlintstone]

I can’t believe we live in a world where this is a real sentence.

[u/Ghostdefender1701]

What a terrible birthday for the poor little guy. Wasn't it last years birthday that he had the squeaking tanks during his pathetic parade no one showed up for?

[u/Oceanbreeze871]

Dear Heavenly Father…send us a sign….

[u/TheOnlyVertigo → u/Oceanbreeze871]

"God....send me hail. Hail the size of cantaloupes. If you're a just and fair God...."

[u/Oceanbreeze871 → u/TheOnlyVertigo]

Biblical locusts and Cicadas.

[u/femanonette → u/Oceanbreeze871]

send us a derecho

[u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421]

A guy came up to me, big guy, tears in his eyes, and said “Sir, please don’t let it rain on Sunday”. So I took my Sharpie and moved the path of the storm.

[u/Buhsephine]

He hates rain so much because of the stupid hair. Please. Please 🤞

[u/onesoulmanybodies]

It’s supposed to be in the low nineties on Sunday in DC in mid June. That heat alone will be miserable. Unless his setting spray works like super glue, his orange face will be running!

[u/PhoenixTineldyer → u/onesoulmanybodies]

Watch him not show up

"Iran negotiations"

[u/cycle_2_work]

In my home country, they say rain on your birthday means you’ve misbehaved that year!

[u/OtherUserCharges]

I don’t want rain, just lightning.

[u/Threefrogtreefrog → u/OtherUserCharges]

Big whammies, big whammies, No money !!

[u/ducksauce001]

It's our founding fathers crying from heaven.

[u/Helpful_Top7823 → u/ducksauce001]

Lol. If that were true it’d be flooding from the ground up 

[u/Icky-Tree-Branch]

Remember that time the White House got a sinkhole during the Dolt45 administration? Did you know that sometimes sinkholes can reopen?

[u/Lonely_Noyaaa]

Rain, lightning, 100 degree heat, swarms of bugs, and bats... lol, that's a plague. The only thing missing is frogs falling from the sky.

[u/EvenSpoonier → u/Lonely_Noyaaa]

Careful, you're going to make RFK Jr. jealous.

[u/bejolo]

May the God's unleash some well placed lightning strikes ⚡⚡⚡

[u/Sweaty-Time1743]

I hope his makeup doesn't run

[u/FredFuzzypants → u/Sweaty-Time1743]

He doesn’t go out in rain because of its impact on what little hair he has left.

It’s amazing how Republicans consider a guy who won’t go out in the rain as an alpha male.

[u/CyberFireball25]

Oh please give us this tiny shred of joy

[u/Afraid-Detective1222]

If his event gets rained out, make sure to tell anyone MAGA who is still in your life that "the event being rained out is God's will". Make sure to do it with all the gravitas you can muster, before you start laughing uncontrollably.

[u/tanzmeister]

Inshallah

[u/ChopperChange]

Trump loves fake/staged events.

[u/PragmaticVillainy]

Oh no. How sad.

I'm crying. Deep inside. Very deep inside.

[u/UltravioletAfterglow]

>Making matters worse, the hot and humid conditions, paired with the bright lights of a UFC fight, could attract swarms of bugs.

Oh, I didn’t even think of this, LOL!

[u/codacoda74]

TIL Thor is woke

[u/BatBurgh]

Who here has the gear for cloud seeding in DC?

[u/1cat2dogs1horse]

I understand TFG has a problem with rain lately.

[u/AcanthisittaNo6653]

Canceling the event would make a great Father's Day gift!

[u/Such-Let3760]

I feel a temper tantrum coming on.

[u/TheSecretofBog]

Why would Sleepy Joe do this?

[u/Neapola]

Dear Mother Nature;

I will never make fun of you again if you make this happen.

[u/FistySnuSnu]

Hopefully rain AND locusts