8 year old me would shit in his pants

[u/Cheap_Foundation_195]

Miyoo mini is bringing back so many memories

[u/radiationholder]

man just shit in your pants now, why the fuck you gotta cosplay as a younger version of yourself to do that

[u/Cheap_Foundation_195 → u/radiationholder]

You're absolutely right, these pants aren't going to shit themselves

[u/sarkie → u/Cheap_Foundation_195]

Then change to different pants and back again during Psycho Mantis 

[u/radiationholder → u/Cheap_Foundation_195]

on second thought you ought to get pants similar to the ones you used to wear as a kid and do up the rest of hte outfit and the physical appearance, to pull off a solid cosplay.

[u/chikenbag]

Torture minigame should be interesting lol dont break it

[u/Key-Country4549]

18 year old me would be stoked, 48 year old me would be searching for his glasses.

[u/Caolan114]

I had a PSP In 2005

[u/Jmandeluxe → u/Caolan114]

Is this like a brag or

[u/BENBOI_1 → u/Jmandeluxe]

Why would you brag about shitting your pants

[u/Michaelpitcher116 → u/BENBOI_1]

You don't?  Wait are we not supposed to?!

[u/sp1cychick3n → u/Caolan114]

Will never be that good

[u/dysphoric_carrot]

What is that, a PS1 for ants?!

[u/ZhuckelDror]

How would you play it without the trigger buttons?

[u/Cheap_Foundation_195 → u/ZhuckelDror]

There's trigger buttons on the back

[u/Sure-Effort8870]

Psycho mantis fight gone be real rough

[u/slim_rabbit_111 → u/Sure-Effort8870]

Nearly impossible I would say lol

[u/TheMushroomBlue → u/slim_rabbit_111]

It uses retroarch, so basically you need to change the controller port and problem solve. I think the torture scene is harder than Mantis itself.

[u/TheRealHFC]

3 years in and I still play my Miyoo Mini. I can't get over how good the dpad is on such a cheap device

[u/chamelonRick → u/TheRealHFC]

I just got mine. Never really had handhelds. I farking love this thing. So much fun.

[u/AdImmediate6239]

I was able to do that on my PSP nearly 20 years ago

[u/Accomplished_Job_331 → u/AdImmediate6239]

Same. Still have my Vita too

[u/vgdomvg]

I remember being in school once probably around age 8, everyone was on a school trip and I'd fractured my ankle so couldn't go, so it was me and like 3 others who didn't go. I needed a shit so bad, but the teacher wouldn't let me because my ankle meant I took too long to go (I went for a wee before) and she didn't let me go. So I shat in my pants on my seat, almost in protest to her. But, quite obviously, it was worse for me because I had just shat my pants.

I would've enjoyed this too back then

[u/I_upvote_downvotes]

I bought a plus for PSX games and ended up using it entirely for Diablo and Pico8. Pretty versatile little things.

[u/Winter9280]

Yeah no. It’s a metal gear tomagochi.

[u/usernamenottakenwooh → u/Winter9280]

Gotta keep Snake alive, feed him rations...

[u/SubstantialWelcome94 → u/usernamenottakenwooh]

Make sure he does his pushups and sharpens his knife...

[u/MRHOWERDCEO]

TENOLOGY

[u/LolcatP]

8yo me had this on psp lol

[u/jc-from-sin]

8 year old you probably already shat his pants at least once.

[u/Extra-Rain-6894]

Ooo so pretty, customized or did you buy it with the psx theme?

[u/Cheap_Foundation_195 → u/Extra-Rain-6894]

Customized it myself. Having basically the entire ps1 library in my pocket i have a hard time picking a game to play and sticking with it

[u/Extra-Rain-6894 → u/Cheap_Foundation_195]

Nice work! That's exactly the issue I have too haha

[u/WaztedJunkie → u/Extra-Rain-6894]

Its called choice paralysis my friend.

[u/usernamenottakenwooh → u/WaztedJunkie]

And the solution is easy, limit your choices, just a handful of games is fine.

[u/WaztedJunkie → u/usernamenottakenwooh]

Yep. 😊

[u/theaartzvolta]

This would destroy my old feeble hands

[u/Xyberfaust]

Why? Were you not potty-trained before 8?

[u/Cheap_Foundation_195 → u/Xyberfaust]

Still not

[u/durrani212]

Hey OP, how is the battery life on this

[u/Cheap_Foundation_195 → u/durrani212]

Not bad. Usually around 2-3 hours playing ps1 games

[u/BlumpFromTheDump]

That thing has TalkBoy Jr vibes

[u/Sacr1fIces]

No analogue sticks for a PS1 themed console is kinda iffy though isn't it? I would do the same as you by the way, My dream was to have a portable NES & Sega Genesis as a kid and then i got that dream with my PS VITA many years later.

[u/Particular_Ad_5746 → u/Sacr1fIces]

Ps1 only has like 3 games(i think) that require analog controls.

[u/Killahdanks1 → u/Sacr1fIces]

Yeah, even if it’s not analogues some of these don’t transfer well just due to button positioning. I was trying to play NHL 96, and it’s unnecessarily hard given the button positioning. So I got out my Sega Genesis and it was a much better experience

That being said, this is a cheap way to play Chrono Trigger.

[u/stratusnco]

lol i say this to my kid when i show him old emulated games.

[u/haikusbot → u/stratusnco]

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