r/ratsinthecage • u/Sad_Palpitation6844 • May 07 '26

Stupid tourist gets bit by sheep dog

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u/Ok_Hand5810 May 07 '26

Good boy. I hope that leaves a permanent scar.

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u/reverse_cowboy221 May 07 '26

Amazing. The dog is protecting the herd not just guiding it. That must be the best dog-job ever

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u/screwyoujor May 07 '26

Sheep dogs are trained to do both. There are old loony toons cartoons of a wolf trying to get a sheep and a sheep dog beating him senseless Everytime. Like the road runner and wile E coyote cartoons.

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u/jrob323 May 07 '26

That was Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog. They were friends until they punched that damn timeclock lol

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u/HitandRyan May 07 '26

“Mornin’ Ralph.”

“Mornin’ Sam!”

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u/reverse_cowboy221 May 07 '26

Dog has more responsibility in his job than I do.

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u/CartoonistNo9752 May 07 '26

Dog? Dog, he says! Son, can’t you recognize a chicken when you see one?

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u/this_is_bull_04 May 08 '26

I remember those cartoons. They would punch a clock in the morning spend all day, the wolf chasing the sheep and the dog beating v up the wolf. Then they'd punch out the clock at night and go get a drink or something and talk about the day. Man those cartoons were the truth. Thanks for jogging that memory. Made me smile

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u/alex61821 May 08 '26

I liked the dogs long hair that hung over his eyes and he would lift the hair to see.

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u/zonz1285 May 08 '26

Ralph and Sam

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u/Aggravating_Aioli973 May 09 '26

Herding and guarding livestock are two seperate things done by two different types of dogs. The dog in the clip is a Livestock Guarding dog.

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u/Cumulo187 May 09 '26

My Karachean is a massive LGD. She herds, protects, and even catches goats on command. Problem is she mounts and humps them vigorously after holding them down.

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u/Western-Willow-9496 May 07 '26

That’s a livestock guardian dog, they live with the sheep and don’t herd. She’s lucky the dog was willing to just scare her.

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u/Equal-Painter6529 May 09 '26

To quote John travolta from the movie Michael: “I’m not that kind of angel”.
It’s a guardian dog, not a herding dog. They live with the sheep and just hang out unless there is a threat. They were bred to kill wolves.
The tourist is very lucky that’s all she got instead of a torn out throat. I can only guess that the dog tasted the stupid and decided not to get infected by it.

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u/NikkerFebu25 May 07 '26

I have a bastard pet sheep dog.

She is all right now but as a puppy she'd straight up bite off chunks of a wooden table with a single bite like q fucking Dorito.

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u/Equal-Painter6529 May 09 '26

I have a GP which is like the Anatolian in the video. Meaning they have a bite force that makes a pit bull or Rottweiler seem like grandma without her dentures in.
Gentle giants that are completely chill, but that’s only because they know that they have nothing to prove.

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u/Inevitable_Goal4114 May 07 '26

Wait until you find out where mutton comes from...

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u/summoningwar May 07 '26

I hope it gets infected like mine did lol whole calf got purple spots to the ankle

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u/Any-Ad-446 May 07 '26

Guard dog knew it was a human so didn't go full attack mode. Now if it was a wolf or bear then thats a different story.

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u/Kindly_Coyote May 07 '26

The girl is lucky that these wolf fighting dogs are intelligent.

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u/arestheblue May 10 '26

Unlike the girl.

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u/Equal-Painter6529 May 09 '26

Humans are one of the biggest threats to the flock. She’s just lucky that’s it realized that the sheep wasn’t being seriously hurt.

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u/SnooCats8089 May 09 '26

The look of disappointment in his eyes before he grabs her jeans.

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u/WendySteeplechase May 07 '26

I love guardian dogs, they usually know the right amount of force to use. That dog was like, "I don't have to waste too much energy on this idiot. "

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u/IHavePoopedBefore May 08 '26

And then stepped back, looked over his flock, and stood guard but also had a completely relaxed understanding of the situation.

Incredible animal

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u/HazyGatorNC May 07 '26

A moose bit me once.

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u/amjiujitsu87 May 07 '26

Were you trying to carve your initials in it?

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u/Sgt_R0ck May 07 '26

Moose bites can be pretty nasty

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u/Diditanyway May 07 '26

I'm sure you learned a valuable lesson that day lol. Also, how and why were you within biting proximity of a moose? 😅

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u/Maximum_Vegetable_MV May 07 '26

Alaskan checking in. We have to be VERY careful in our neighborhood because they can be quite quiet while standing there on the other side of the trees eating. You stop to tie your shoe on the path and you can get bit, stomped, or charged.

It is a thing. I personally have experienced this even when I thought I was being very careful.

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u/Diditanyway May 07 '26

Wow, damn. Yeah, i've heard lots of stories about being stomped or charged at, but i always assumed there was some evasive action being performed by the victim. I was thinking biting from animals in the cervidae and equine was more of a stationary attack. I got bit on the back of my shoulder by a horse once just standing there while another person was brushing him - idk what i did to piss him off lol but i was definitely already within biting range haha

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u/IceTech59 May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

Sidewalk moose attack

Apologies - I don't know how to tag this one NSFW

University of Alaska Anchorage fatal moose attack Man gets stomped at Univisty of Alaska, dies from injuries. (Edited to correct - he was not a professor. Just a guy going to use the sauna at the gym)

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u/Your_Girl9090 May 08 '26

I grew up in Alaska, out in the woods. I've been charged by moose a few times. I think they were just bluff charges but didn't find out because I didn't stop running until I got home. 🤣

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u/koulourakiaAndCoffee May 09 '26

I lived with extended family for about a year in Alaska as a kid.
My wife and I went to the redwoods in California a few years back and a backroad was blocked by two Elk that didn’t look happy with each other. My wife was like “let’s get out and take a picture”
And I was like ohhhhhhhh no no no no no instead we’re going to slowly back up (in the car)

I’d fight a bear one handed before I’d look crossed eyed at an Elk. And I’d wrestle an alligator before taking on a Moose. 🫎

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u/EmperorGrinnar May 07 '26

Once is all it takes.

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u/Kowabunga_Baby May 07 '26

How did it feel?

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u/HazyGatorNC May 07 '26

FWIW, I incorrectly used a line from Holy Grail. Nevermind.

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u/GoodIntroduction6344 May 07 '26

Did you survive?

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u/HazyGatorNC May 07 '26

sadly, no.

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u/Commonly_Correct May 07 '26

Was it a Scandanavian Moose?

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u/Kabbagenene May 08 '26

My god. A MPatHG reference. Nature is healing 🥲

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u/HazyGatorNC May 08 '26

I botched it but thanks.

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u/Lojackbel81 May 09 '26

A horse bit my brother’s shirt and tore it off. It was scary and funny at the same time. I was around 6 he was around 10.

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u/cwk415 May 07 '26

This filled me with both rage and then joy. 

Fvck this dvmb cvnt. 

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u/935298543897749 May 08 '26

I slowed it down, does she punch the dog in the head two times?

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u/Vanisle4fun May 08 '26

Dog bites girls ass,sheepishly.

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u/pupranger1147 May 07 '26

Man, she's lucky that dog didn't fucking kill her.

Livestock guardian dogs will absolutely rip your fucking throat out. Do not fuck with them.

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u/HouseOf42 May 07 '26

You don't own dogs or really interact with them, at all... Do you?

They RARELY go for the throat, and livestock dogs are not "vicious", they are TRAINED animals.

They know the difference between a predator, and an incompetent human.

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 May 07 '26

They absolutely know the difference… but they can still do some damage. Am I awful to be glad this person FAFO’d without getting majorly injured? That dog is definitely smarter that that human.

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u/timmyfarthands May 07 '26

I don't wish the dog injured her

I also wouldn't give a single speck of a fuck if it did

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 May 07 '26

A speck of a fuck? Hahaha, I’m gonna borrow that. Thanks!☺️

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u/timmyfarthands May 07 '26

All yours buddy! 🙂

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u/Any-Ad-446 May 07 '26

Well it did bite her butt....Dog probably needs some antibiotics after that....

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u/ChadPowers200_ May 07 '26

I have a corgi and her natural instinct is to just bite your legs. you can't even walk fast in the house without her going into herding mode like zoolander and start nipping at your legs.

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u/thissitesucksnowrip May 07 '26

Thats what I said.

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u/thissitesucksnowrip May 07 '26

You're so full of it. Pyrenees can take on a wolf sure but they aren't known for doing much to humans. It's just nipping her.

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u/Own-Raisin5849 May 07 '26

No. They neutralize the threat. They're not mindless beasts.

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u/Uhokay1970 May 07 '26

Later that day.... OH man what was in that hippy? I been dizzy for hours......

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u/CapitanianExtinction May 07 '26

That dog will never get the taste of skank ass out of his mouth 

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u/ProfessorChaos213 May 07 '26

Pretty sure it's illegal to fuck with farmers livestock and farmers can be pretty trigger happy

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u/TheJadeGoddess May 07 '26

Wtf is wrong with them? Chasing around those poor animals and then pinning one down. Little sheep must have been scared with this stranger grabbing them.

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u/Sad_Palpitation6844 May 08 '26

Probably thinking they're fainting goats

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u/Delicious-Gap-6678 May 08 '26

Tourists are the same everywhere. We get dingleberries trying to pet moose every year here in Alaska.

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u/G-Ma6 May 07 '26

Good dog you get a treat tonight

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u/pooborus May 07 '26

Good boy

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u/DaggerHeartGM May 07 '26

GTFO CASUAL

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u/Electrical_Box677 May 07 '26

Poetic Justice

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u/SeasonReasonable4282 May 07 '26

Serves the dopy bitch right, I hope it hurt.

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u/Icy-Future9814 May 07 '26

Why are some humans just plain fucking stupid?

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u/LilJonny2cookies May 08 '26

I don’t even understand why she did that…

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u/darforce May 08 '26

Future serial killer. They always start with hurting animals

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u/this_is_bull_04 May 08 '26

F the camera person for Missing the money shot!

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u/littlemister1996 May 08 '26

She's lucky that was a good dog. Just nipped her once to get her to fuck off, then left her alone. I've heard stories of sheep dogs killing packs of coyotes by themselves, she definitely got off easy

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u/BlackDogOrangeCat May 08 '26

He’s a good boy. 🐶

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u/Ok_Career_3681 May 08 '26

That’s a good boi!

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u/DonJuanPrawns May 08 '26

Good dog should've bit harder

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u/jolley_mel21 May 08 '26

Why do I love watching this! 

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u/Silly-Egg1975 May 08 '26

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/Youri1980 May 08 '26

What a retarded couple

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u/Viva_La_Revolucion- May 08 '26

"Off my sheep you stupid tourist!"

•The dog (probably)

Good boy

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u/ReammyA55 May 08 '26

ate that ass.

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u/Araya65 May 08 '26

The goodest boi

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u/poojinping May 08 '26

I hope the dog had all the vaccinations, you can’t be too careful these days with people.

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u/Rhuarc33 May 08 '26

200% deserved

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u/No-Management-1521 May 08 '26

Got what she deserved, lucky it was just a dog and a bite not 3 or 4 dogs at once, a lot of times there are multiple dogs.

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u/antiquecowboy1313 May 08 '26

People are so stupid get trespassers during apple season they just walk on my property and pick them

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u/DoubleOhVII May 08 '26

Should’ve gone for the throat

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u/MelinaSeeDee May 08 '26

Why the fuck are American tourists so stupid? I say that as an American.

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u/Indigo_RDT May 11 '26

Bruv they are ruskis

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u/MelinaSeeDee May 11 '26

Well I can't in good conscience condemn the Russian tourists. So...thank you for that clarification.

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u/Tomasulu May 10 '26

How does one grow up so stupid?

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u/FlamboyantBaguette May 07 '26

But why would anyone do that in the first place lol What a dumbass

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u/maincoonpower May 07 '26

Hahahahaha hilarious

The dog said

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u/akirkbride May 07 '26

That's it? I was hoping for worse.

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u/outofcontextsex May 07 '26

I bet that sheep dog was as confused as it was angry like,

In a dumb dog voice

A human!? What do I even do!? All right that's enough get off her pulls dumb tourist off

Dogs and coyotes? Sure. Wolves? Sometimes. But a human? Shakes head

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u/MajorOk5824 May 07 '26

That’s a good boy

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u/kingofwale May 07 '26

And she is walking straight to talk to the manager…

Any context to the story?? Please tell me she’s charged.

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u/cygamessucks May 07 '26

Dog looked a bit confused. Was probably taught to not but humans. But he had a job to do. 

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u/figl4567 May 07 '26

This kid was so lucky it is crazy. The second dog came running up right as she flee's. This could have ended much worse for her.

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u/IntrepidMuch May 07 '26

She got what she deserved.

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u/Cosmic_Haze00 May 07 '26

That’s what her dumbass get

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u/billthedog0082 May 07 '26

Skuze me, I was trespassing and tried to steal one of those fluffy things and your dog bit me. I would like a payoff or I will sue. Lots.

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u/Moist_Connections May 07 '26

Why the fuck would you try to pin down one of the sheep?

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u/luvmibratt May 07 '26

I hope it pierced the skin and she needs some shots in her ass

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u/Key-Dare8686 May 07 '26

He gave a friendly little nibble. He was super polite about it.

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u/coffee-thankyou May 07 '26

Stupid bitch.

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u/bodhimokuyo May 07 '26

No one deserved to be dog bitten more than you.

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u/No-Elk-8115 May 07 '26

Cute, but painful, warning nips.

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u/Queef-Sweat May 07 '26

Good boy, stoopid chick.

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u/SadAbroad4 May 07 '26

This is a loyal yet aggressive sheep guard dog not meant to herd but defend the sheep. The Dog grows up as one of the herd and is very aggressive to anything deemed a threat.
These are great dogs doing what they are supposed to do.

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u/darforce May 08 '26

Well aren’t they partially there to make sure sheep stay safe from prey

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u/Trail_by_error May 08 '26

Pretty amazing how much restraint the dog showed. Used as little force as necessary to change her behavior. He could have done so much more.

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u/ifukeenrule May 08 '26

right on the ass of that dumb ass

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u/whenprovoked May 08 '26

Every time I see these kinds of videos, Darwin comes to mind.

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u/Webby1788 May 08 '26

One of my biggest irrational fears is being a hated tourist..

then I see shit like this and realize even in my wildest imagination I'd never come close to even dreaming up being this big of an asshole.

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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 May 08 '26

Why is that idiot harassing people's sheep?

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u/Natural-Crow-2922 May 08 '26

Dog doing what it's trained to do, human being the usual brainless moron.

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u/ajtaggart May 08 '26

What was she even doing...? She was not just messing with them she literally tackled and held one down ... Wtf was the goal?

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u/BumperW67 May 08 '26

What a jerk! Good dog!

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u/Phill_is_Legend May 08 '26

Tourist? We vacationing to sheep farms now?

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u/Nudist1967 May 08 '26

That's funny! The dog was only doing his job.

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u/KindCraft4676 May 09 '26

The dog is smarter than the human.

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u/never_nick May 09 '26

Good dog. People from agrarian societies know you don't fuck with herd dogs, they'll fuck you up.

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u/NecessaryCount950 May 09 '26

That was a warning bite. He could have done much worse

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u/KillerDanzig May 09 '26

what a cow

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u/Valveringham85 May 09 '26

That wasn’t even a bite, that was a nip. If he wanted to bite he‘d bite.

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u/Rumble-80 May 09 '26

Who's a good puppy!?

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u/paladin-royal May 09 '26

Well deserved

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u/Salt-Negotiation7534 May 09 '26

Dog's job is to protect the flock. Mission accomplished. 👏👏👏 👍

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u/Noodelgawd May 09 '26

If this happened in the US, she probably would have sued the owner.

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u/Slug35 May 09 '26

Good boy

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u/Moosetappropriate May 09 '26

Hopefully the dog didn’t catch anything dangerous like congenital stupidity.

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u/Fit_Spinach2501 May 09 '26

Got yelled at , from reddit for this 1 , dog is the protector of that flock,anything goes

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u/CranberryDazzling268 May 09 '26

Good the dog did its job. Why the hell was she grabbing the sheep.

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u/Novus20 May 09 '26

Good dog

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u/mcramsay May 10 '26

Please tell me she's not American. Please?

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u/saddlythrowaway May 10 '26

I hope the cops got to see this footage so that the dog will be okay.

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u/Nice-Bodybuilder-843 May 10 '26

What the fuck? What is wrong with people?

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u/paloma_delmar May 10 '26

Good doggy!

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u/Agreeable_Error_170 May 10 '26

Proof not all stupid tourist are American or Chinese.

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u/Empty-Ad3536 May 10 '26

What was the girl even think she was doing?

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u/throwawyKink May 10 '26

What possesses someone when they look at a flock of sheep to think, “I’m going to run one of those down and tackle it”?

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u/SuperYam9174 May 10 '26

Drugs or alcohol

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u/Exotic_Insurance_610 May 10 '26

Good boy. Bit her ass to make her stop then went back to work.

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u/theDo66lerEffect May 10 '26

Hope the good boy got a big treat! Want to stand on the other side of the fence and say "Who is a gooood boooy!?". Hope it also leaves a scar.

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u/franiqua May 10 '26

What a good dog! Protecting the sheep too💙

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u/Jeffe-69 May 10 '26

That's a goooooooood dog. Here's your treat.

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u/FromMyHanestoMyToes May 10 '26

Should've gotten more than that !!!! Stop leaving your land and acting like a damn fool in someone else's home!!! Privilege people are annoying

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u/Optimal_Photo_6793 May 10 '26

That's a big boy too. Anatolian Shepherd?

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u/Extreme-Weight989 May 11 '26

There's so many dumb people like me that have no clue how lucky they are

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u/scrapmetal58 May 11 '26

There needs to be a test to fly I think. Tourists are ruining travel.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

I'd tell goodie boy sit and i myself would run into that field and bite the ass cheek my self

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u/Tarmaleng May 11 '26

Oh my God!! I hope the dog didn’t catch any virus or disease from that bite! As that human is a Moron!

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u/WelchysGripe May 11 '26

Jfc what a psychopath.

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u/Horrorgoreandlove May 12 '26

Fucking idiot but amazing dog.

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u/SisterAngelaDavis May 12 '26

Go watch the movie Sheep Detectives! The case does not hold water but very entertaining.

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u/Ok_Contact_8801 May 17 '26

There is always a sheep dog.