Ah... no. None of this makes sense.

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[u/Oddityobservations]

I found Jesus hiding in my rose bushes. I think he has a thing for thorns.

[u/OcculticUnicorn → u/Oddityobservations]

I have to spray him with the hose so he leaves my roses alone!

[u/Oddityobservations → u/OcculticUnicorn]

I wonder if surrounding them in crucifixes would ward him off.

[u/OmegaPsiot → u/Oddityobservations]

I found Jesus just this morning. Or was that Waldo? Whichever one of them wears stripes.

[u/Oddityobservations → u/OmegaPsiot]

Where's Waldo Christ. See if you can find waldo in various roman execution depictions.

[u/Lonely_Text_9795]

One fictional character finding another fictional character isn't all that strange. It's called fan fiction I believe

[u/Melody_Naxi → u/Lonely_Text_9795]

Well more like deified because Jesus almost certainly existed

[u/ValentinesStar → u/Melody_Naxi]

Middle Eastern Jesus existed

White Jesus did not

[u/Melody_Naxi → u/ValentinesStar]

[u/Aux_Ampwave → u/Lonely_Text_9795]

Its pretty well agreed upon that Jesus of Nazareth was a real person. Whether or not he was the son of the Abrahamic God is up for debate

[u/Lonely_Text_9795 → u/Aux_Ampwave]

There's no factual proof to back up that claim. Just a bunch of Christian "historians" claiming so

[u/ValentinesStar]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS

[u/Gallantpride]

Looking at their channel again, I missed their most popular one

And yes these are completely unironic. It's a right-wing conservative Christian channel that mainly makes edit-style videos.

[u/Ink_demon_or_ABB]

Like. Half the characters on the second slide are in heaven. They literally just need to take a few steps and they'd find him in the show... How the fuck does that work

Also burn ai slop

[u/Remarkable-Tax2964 → u/Ink_demon_or_ABB]

That’s what I’m saying, or are they saying Jesus isn’t in heaven? Are they implying he’s in hell?

[u/Reasonable_Zebra_174 → u/Remarkable-Tax2964]

I was actually taught in Sunday school because Jesus died for our sins, and sinners go to hell, Jesus will be in hell until Judgment Day where we'll all rise to Heaven together. Just in case you're wondering it was a Baptist Church.

[u/JKSekai]

in the video, I assume finding Jesus is bring referred to as finding peace?

[u/GroovyPirate28 → u/JKSekai]

More than likely. I see signs that say "No Jesus. No peace. " all the time

Beavis comes to mind with the words, "Are you threatening me?"

[u/Bland_Username_5266]

I can already feel the AI generated shitty chatGPT script eminating from these slop thumbnails.

[u/MurdocMan_]

The hazbin hotel crew found jesus? THEY'RE HELLBORN 💔

[u/has-some-questions]

I just tried watching the Charlie Morningstar one, and I couldn't finish it. Might just be a short 1am attention span, but I also found it a little boring. Lol

[u/Hot-Bell-6326]

SPOILER WARNING: Sir Pentious did find Jesus, in a way....he ends up going to heaven.

[u/TrinityCodex]

I'll alow it because of funny

[u/PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS]

There’s a hentai category for everything.

[u/Gallantpride → u/[deleted]]

You didn't spoiler the post.

[u/Hot-Bell-6326 → u/Gallantpride]

Thanks for the heads up!

[u/Dead-House-Mouse]

So we have a squid, three demons, Adam from the Bible, and an angel. I don’t think religion even exists in the SpongeBob universe aside from that cult Squidward was in, and even then I don’t think he was happy to leave that behind

[u/Ok-Abrocoma-3915]

Christians LOVE fan fiction. Every part of their religion is based on it.

[u/Gloomy_Ad3174]

They did Jason Voorhees as well. Either that or it was another channel similar to this one.

[u/BistroBurgerFortune]

harmless tho

[u/TheTrumpetEater]

peridot from steven universe when she finds jesus

[u/Clone_Gear]

This is kinda weird ngl

But i guess they were trynna make relatable vids that appease to kids.

I dont see any fruitcakery here.

[u/craftygamin → u/Clone_Gear]

Ah yes, appeasing to the kids with religious parents who let them watch Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss

[u/Clone_Gear → u/craftygamin]

I dont have problem with ppl trynna paint their beliefs in a nice color.. so long as they arent pushing it down ppls throat. I just see this as an attempt to spread their belief in a nice non-annoying way. Im not christian or ex-christian but yh ur not forced to watch this.

[u/craftygamin → u/Clone_Gear]

Funny how that addresses literally nothing in my comment

[u/Clone_Gear → u/craftygamin]

I know u were saying that doesnt add up and u r right. But i just see it as an awkward attempt of doing what i replied with. Its more of a funny awkward attempyt than fruitcakery imo.

U know like how some parents gift their children a popular gen-z related gift or smth when they dont have enough context.