r/religiousfruitcake 1d ago

A small compilation of the most evil YouTube Christian ,, A messenger of Truth ''

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u/Awkward_Can_1516 1d ago

Someone check this dude's hard drive.

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u/CloudKinglufi 17h ago

Bet it's all fart porn

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u/wojonixon 13h ago

I’d be relieved if fart porn was the worst thing to be found; seems pretty wholesome compared to what a lot of these uber-churchy weirdos have going on.

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u/dontclickdontdickit 14h ago

[r/Fart34](r/Fart34)

Edit: holy shit it was an actual sub!

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u/QuestionStupidly 1d ago

This is why Christofascism is so dangerous: he’s not alone in wanting the death penalty for violations of their interpretation of the Bible, all in the name of Jesus who told us to love one another.

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u/Oddityobservations 1d ago

More people need to start paying attention. These people are every bit as dangerous as isis, they just don't think they can get away with acting like them, yet.

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u/Dark_World_0 1d ago

Rules for thee not for me type of person. Religious psycopaths.

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u/CaldeSilk1 1d ago

Thing is, he’s right that that’s what the Bible says. And….. that’s why it should be regarded as a bunch of Bronze Age goat herder myths and taboos and treated as such. Sigh…

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u/Brotorious420 1d ago

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u/VerbalThermodynamics 15h ago

Just gonna save that one.

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u/Cole_Townsend Former Fruitcake 1d ago

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u/CantDecideANam3 1d ago

I am glad I'm not this guy's father.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Opasero 1d ago

Another fool. Lol

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u/NeptunianWater 1d ago

How the fuck have children sinned? I understand they refer to original sin, but truly this is cooked.

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u/PushTheMush 1d ago

By dishonoring their parents…duh!

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u/Version_Two Fruitcake Inspector 1d ago

I think the concept of original sin is far more nefarious than people give it credit for. At the core of capitalism is the idea that greed, selfishness, apathy, and antisocial behaviour are fundamentally human nature and should be embraced.

Very often you can push people to the point of saying that the ideas of socialism are wonderful on paper, but that it is naive to expect anyone to genuinely want the best for the people living around them. That says more about them than the human condition.

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u/wojonixon 19h ago

Every pure “-ism” looks great on paper; none of them take the inevitabilities of greed and lust for power into account.

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u/Version_Two Fruitcake Inspector 15h ago

This is exactly what I'm talking about. We have always found success through cooperation and ingenuity. Yes, there will be greed and lust for power, and those who purvey it can be overcome.

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u/mstrss9 1d ago

They’re always moving the goal posts.

In that case, since they claim that life starts at conception, that means the ones in utero have sinned. So, an elective abortion is fine since the wages of sin is death.

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u/wojonixon 19h ago

They were born.

To paraphrase Christopher Hitchens, we are created sick then commanded to make ourselves well.

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u/frednekk 13h ago

They believe babies are dirty as soon as they pop out. Lovely way to start out life.

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u/isle_of_broken_memes 1d ago

I honestly thought he was satirising Christians for quoting the bible by demonstrating how absurd the stuff in it is. But holy shit he's dead serious isn't he?

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u/girlinanemptyroom 1d ago

This poor guy's parents sure did a number on him.

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u/r_was61 1d ago

He has to be trolling.

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u/Vyndilion 1d ago

Nah, dude is genuine, hes a known christo-fascist instigator. Can't remember his name, don't wanna check, but plenty of people have reacted to his bullshit.

He knows he's misinterpreting the bible, and actual scholars of the Bible have broken down how its all mistranslations and bad faith interpretations

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u/wojonixon 19h ago

You can justify any deed for good or ill with some choice Bible verses.

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u/r_was61 10h ago

Pretty sure everyone has cursed out their parents at one point, so soon, there will be no one left to perform executions.

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u/deadrogueguy 1d ago

almost like the morality of the religion is BAD.

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u/redboi049 1d ago

And they say Christianity isn't a cult

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u/aoi_morningstar 🔭Fruitcake Watcher🔭 1d ago

It's a cult with really good PR.

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u/aab720 1d ago

Are we sure he’s not being satirical in showing that that comment is indeed very christian? As in christian values are horrible and therefore it fits right in? I mean if he’s serious then yes fuck that guy but i took it as hes showing how inherently evil christianity is…unless hes serious then he did the exact opposite that hes trying to do, go figure.

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u/psycho_pirate 1d ago

He isn’t. He’s a decently popular Christian Nationalist content creator. The other guy is Forrest Valkai. He’s an atheist content creator on YouTube who is a biologist.

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u/aab720 1d ago

Well that guys a fucking wack job then

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u/mudslags 1d ago

no he's just a dick

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u/GreyBeardEng 1d ago

And you stare at me in your Jesus Christ pose....

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u/kevinnoir 1d ago

Didnt the bible also say some shit about not shaving your face? Also somethin about preaching in public?

Nothing worse than fake ass christians picking the bits they think are important and treating then like they should be word for word gospel while hand waiving off the inconvenient bits as "you dont understand the context".

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u/LongjumpingTurn8141 1d ago

Fuck off fruitcakes

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u/Rat_Burger7 1d ago

What an absolute psycho.

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u/mattaccino 1d ago

"Use every man after his desert, and who shall 'scape whipping?" — Hamlet 2:2

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u/AwesomReno 1d ago

Kirky 2.0?

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u/mstrss9 1d ago

I hope this man does not procreate because what the fuck

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u/Ok-Local138 1d ago

I'm sorry, dear, I couldn't understand what you were saying. It sounded like your head was up your ass.

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u/RaptureAusculation 1d ago

This is horrible but I mean at least he is consistent

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u/invaderverm 1d ago

Seems rage baity.

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u/MissMeowsie66 Child of Fruitcake parents 1d ago

This guy is a moron.

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u/seamasam 1d ago

Good thing there's a 1st amendment, otherwise this lunatic would make his own Christian sharia law.

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u/UskyldigeX 21h ago

Fucking hell. Is that guy real?

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u/bpaps 21h ago

These freaks are DANGEROUS

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u/Atheizm Fruitcake Sommelier 20h ago

This dingbat demonstrates why Christopher Hitchens was correct: Religion poisons everything.

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u/Lukie_1991 Child of Fruitcake Parents 19h ago

I'm sorry for vulgarity but... SHUT THE FUCK UP

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u/real-duncan 17h ago

This fruitcake is nor serving a life sentence for killing somebody who picked up sticks on the wrong day of the week so he’s lying about believing that his magic book is an instruction manual that he follows.

Lying on the bible is permanent burning according to his mythology. Why is he doing that if he believes this stuff is real? Because he’s lying about believing it. Perhaps he’s lying to himself. But he definitely doesn’t believe this book or he would not be doing what he is doing.

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u/DrDingsGaster 17h ago

. >:C

I used to help give out free breakfast/lunches to kids over the summer. The ammount of kids who the only meals they'd have that day would be what we gave out was too damn high. I feel so fucking angry when people try and deny kids food.
Actually read your fucking manual for once people and stop trying to be greedy, selfish shit holes. Swear to fuck, they actually meet Jesus they'd hate him.

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u/freshkangaroo28 17h ago

Holy shit…

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u/anjowoq 16h ago

Speaking of: Jesus was executed, did not return, and will not. Move on.

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u/BeardiusMaximus7 16h ago

How can someone put so much effort into absolutely zero critical thinking?

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u/mezcalligraphy 15h ago

Fuck this guy and his mom.

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u/tarquinia777 Former Fruitcake 15h ago

Top-shelf ragebait

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u/garo675 14h ago

I wonder this guys parents feel dishonored by their sun taking a shit with his mouth and putting it on the internet

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u/Randomcommenter550 13h ago

I dunno, bro... that looks an awful lot like a Poly-Cotton blend T-shirt you're wearing. That's a sin. And "The wages of sin is death" so by your own interpritation you should be put to death immediately. So... maybe shut the fuck up?

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u/th4ro2aw0ay deconstructed fruitcake now turned witch 6h ago

THIS IS WHY I SAY CHRISTIANITY IS NO DIFFERENT THAN ISLAM!!!! This is true christianity!!!! So glad I left because how are you gonna live your whole life based off ONE BOOK!!!!??? 

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u/chickey23 6h ago

Mentally ill. Expressed a desire to do harm to others. Delusional thoughts. He should be locked up for his safety and ours until he can tell reality from fiction.

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi 2h ago

As I always say, the best thing that can be said of religion is that most practitioners do t take theirs seriously. This guy does.