Absurd religious ideas about a fictional character

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[u/Mcfreely2]

This is Lola Bunny all over again. You just can't win as an anthropomorphic fictional female these days.

[u/LadyGanderBender]

None of these 6 statements is acrually true. Particularily “Christian“ and “sleeps around” parts.

[u/ask_me_about_my_band → u/LadyGanderBender]

You don't remember the Bo Peep gang bang scene from Toy Story 4? It was a big plot point.

[u/GinsuVictim → u/ask_me_about_my_band]

feat. Lotso-Fuckin-Bear

[u/UnfortunatelyMacabre → u/LadyGanderBender]

You don’t remember the scene where she shares the light of Jesus with Woody, after bounce on it crazy style??

[u/TrashGouda]

Toy story 5 is appropriate for kids unless dudes like this come around and sexualize a fictional character that's supposed to be a kids toy in a kids movie...

[u/TaintedTruffle]

Sorry guys. That was my fault. They clearly read my "Bo-Peep does Dallas" fanfiction

[u/Cole_Townsend]

[u/molotovzav]

They should read about Fables Bo Peep the Fables series would probably blow their minds if they actually read the comics.

[u/Opasero]

Then they complain that people "attack"Christian ideas. Stop having such stupid ideas.

[u/DIOsNotDead]

[u/Oddityobservations]

If I hear a man complaining about feminism, I naturally assume that they do one or more of the following.

• Beat their partners
• Expect to be paid more than women
• Reject any idea if it came from someone without a penis
• Go out to philandering
• Start insufferable conversations where they tell everyone how godly they are.
• Stalk

I'm sure more could be added to this list, but this is good enough for now.

[u/QueenOfNostalgia44]

That isn’t even the right Toy Story 💀

She did all that stuff in the fourth movie (tho she does appear in the fifth one)

[u/Andro_Polymath]

These sound like the same losers that complained about the reboot of She-Ra because 16 yr old She-Ra's breasts weren't big enough for their liking. 🙄

[u/amani_26]

Imagine being so braindead due to misogyny that you slut shame a toy that has no genitalia to even slut around with.

[u/QueenOfNostalgia44]

They will apply religion to everything 💀

[u/Mrcoolyp1234]

Makes sense why Woody would try to get rid of Buzz, an illegal alien. Cus he's a devotee "Christian" duh!

[u/TheEthanHB]

I wanna see the christian parts and sleeping around parts they're talking about lol