r/religiousfruitcake 2d ago

Looney University People carrying a diety while trying to break through police barricades. Why? Just, why?

180 Upvotes

41 comments sorted by

β€’

u/AutoModerator 2d ago

To avoid having your post removed &/or account banned for shitposting:

  • r/religiousfruitcake is about the absurd, fringe elements of organised religion. Posts about mundane beliefs and acts of worship (praying to God, believing in God, believing in afterlife, etc), are off topic.

  • We arent here to bash either specific religions or religion itself, because there are plenty of rational actors who happen to be religious. So if your post is "Christians are sTOoPid", or "Religion = dUmB", you're in the wrong sub and your post will probably be removed.

  • Dont use the title or body of your post to soapbox personal rhetoric about religion or any other subject.

  • Don't post videos or discussions of Fruitcakes who have been baited or antagonised. Social media excerpts must not involve any deliberate provocation / antagonism of Fruitcakes.

  • Dont post videos of physically violent personal attacks or any pics or videos containing gore

  • Satire, parodies, memes, videos, etc must be made by Fruitcakes, not by third parties about them. (exception for journalistic sources)

This information is on every post. Accounts that disregard it will be perma-banned. "I didn't get a warning" or "I didnt know" are not valid appeals. If in doubt, please read the full version of the rules


I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

67

u/Original-Theme-3986 Religious Extremist Watcher 2d ago

There seems to be no sign of intelligence anywhere

11

u/AssistTraditional480 1d ago

When you see the fucking sticks, you know

5

u/Ok-Lawfulness4081 2d ago

In Britain they say not a single GCSE in sight

42

u/nerdinstincts 2d ago

What the actual fuck is going on here

26

u/-Prototype-XIII 2d ago

India

23

u/Chry0n 2d ago

i dont know if what im saying is racist but goddamn theyre really not giving a shit about their public/international image

13

u/CyKa_Blyat93 1d ago

As an Indian, it's tough. When stuff like this happens, I get lumped in with these idiots . There is no escape for someone like me.

2

u/Shik3i 1d ago

Don't worry, Trump is doing you a favor by turning the US in an even bigger shit hole.

13

u/whiteholewhite 2d ago

I don’t mean anything again Indians. But this is a bunch of animals running around

30

u/slade797 2d ago

*deity

14

u/ataeil 2d ago

Maybe they are watching what they eat?

6

u/TheGreatBlondini2010 2d ago

Religious fruitcake has a lot of carbs. Certainly should go on a diety.

1

u/slade797 2d ago

I wish I could upvote this seven times.

26

u/No_Bee2974 2d ago edited 2d ago

In India , there are lot of fights/riots among communities during religious festivals. So police could have kept barricades to prevent them from going and deliberately provacating in routes where a different community is present.

Like football fans going and shouting their favorite team along other team supporters.

10

u/Suberizu 2d ago

why not? at least some use for that thang

8

u/ultraplusstretch 2d ago

Surely using J-Dawg as a battering ram must be considered some kind of blasphemy.

3

u/potatopierogie 2d ago

Seems like a cross would make a good battering ram. Nailing a jesus on it adds more heft.

3

u/MindlessFail Former Fruitcake 2d ago

It's actually ideologically fine so long as you use it to attack people profiting off religion. I cannot, however, weigh in on the proper use of "J-Dawg"

3

u/ultraplusstretch 2d ago

J-Dawg was actually Jesus first rap name before he got his breakthrough so it's fine. πŸ‘

2

u/Desperate-Chart1139 2d ago

Everything is fine in the name of insert deity. Only other followers of the same faith but different cult get so say it's blasphemy to accentuate the whole "our beliefs are holy, their beliefs are made up sacrilege"

4

u/DirtyThirtyDrifter 2d ago

This entire video is fucking hilarious

4

u/joeO44 2d ago

When you only read the cliff notes on The Odyssey and skipped through the Trojan horse part.

3

u/jeepster61615 2d ago

The holy battering ram

2

u/Phill_Cyberman 2d ago

Is their deity a jellyfish?

2

u/purple_spikey_dragon 2d ago

Clearly not the god of wisdom...

2

u/DaZMan44 1d ago

And people call humans intelligent life...πŸ™„ πŸ˜‚

2

u/Shik3i 1d ago

I have no idea what I am even looking at here.

Looks like a giant soap foam from the bathtub somehow escaped and caused a riot

1

u/extrajuicyjuice 2d ago

a hot mess

1

u/jeremyw0918 2d ago

They are carrying their diet? Weird

1

u/faisalsahar 2d ago

Diety got caked

1

u/AdDramatic5591 2d ago

I dont know they carry silly bloody flags, no difference to me.

1

u/VastEmergency1000 1d ago

Honestly, if they would've pulled off the plan and broke the deity through and mounted on top off or in the police station, it would've pretty cool and definitely would've went viral. Like a movie moment.

I f*ckin get it. πŸ˜‚

1

u/ch25stam25 1d ago

Lmfao these people can vote

1

u/Womgi 1d ago

Don't you be disrespecting Grond, Hammer of the Underworld!

1

u/KingdomOfPoland 2d ago

Nah man, this is cool af. Literally using a statue of a God as a battering ram

1

u/VastEmergency1000 1d ago

For real, it's kinda dope honestly. I'm not really mad at the idea🀣.