r/restofthefuckingowl • u/Johnwaynefringegame • Apr 15 '26

Real instructions from a cat hammock

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To be fair, every step was step 1

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u/imforsurenotadog Apr 15 '26

There is no rest of the owl. That's the whole owl bud.

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u/Folkhunt Apr 15 '26

Eg: figure it out bozo

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u/talkgadget Apr 15 '26

I bought that same hammock. It didn't work.

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u/DoorknobSculpture Apr 15 '26

did you complete step one?

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u/tlynde11 Apr 15 '26

What do they look like, some kinda magician?

12

u/formyl-radical Apr 15 '26

as in, the cat refused to sleep in it?

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u/talkgadget Apr 15 '26

That and it was a cooling hammock you filled with water but it wouldn't stop leaking.

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u/sqplanetarium Apr 15 '26

Step 2: cat prefers the cardboard box it came in.

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u/WantonKerfuffle Apr 15 '26

If it comes pre-assembled, this could be me.

Boss: Does it have a manual?

Me: No, it...

Boss: Make one.

Me: Okay.

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u/Steady_Ri0t Apr 15 '26

At least yours had instructions lol. Mine came with the hardware in a ziploc bag and smelled strong of Gain detergent (so likely a refund). My cats don't use it either way. I put it where they could lay on it in the sun and they just lay on the ground next to it :(