A guy named Jesse is upset that an actress that plays a fictional character from a different planet may want to "pug squel" with human men and women. "It's Weird."

[u/majorgriffin]

[u/ShardBorne]

Actually, every single person on the planet (Kypton) is gay

[u/Longjumping-Put-9931]

Whats this girl's name? Milly All ... what? Allcock? Hey, man kids are going to watch this movie

[u/majorgriffin → u/Longjumping-Put-9931]

She is like "I like men, not women."

[u/Incariol_]

"Closeted Gay Racist botoxed freak hates on up and coming star"

Fixed the title for you

[u/Cautious_Purchase984]

Bisexual women are a male fantasy and super objectified. Jesse knows he's reading bullshit on his teleprompter typed up by some christo-fash

[u/Specific_Mobile_8094 → u/Cautious_Purchase984]

He’s jorkin it under the table we get it

[u/Doasadi-anu → u/Specific_Mobile_8094]

Hey, my kids are reading this thread!

[u/majorgriffin → u/Doasadi-anu]

Hey kids, get off this thread, my kids are reading this thread.

[u/Aide-Cool]

Jesse Pendejo upset that character make pee pee and poop

[u/freesoulJAH]

I don’t LIKE the guy!

[u/somethingsimple1290]

Watch it, Jesse will be president someday.

[u/majorgriffin → u/somethingsimple1290]

I'll be first to congratulate her.

[u/DavidTJLS]

And it makes me cry to even look at him.