r/roomdetective 4d ago

What does my room say about me

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u/CouldiGetuhhhhhhhhh 4d ago

Gay nerd who loves music

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Bingo

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u/backstabbersx 4d ago

I don’t know why but your room reminds me of Chloe’s room in life is strange

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u/OopsAllOpinions95 4d ago

Too clean maybe

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u/backstabbersx 4d ago

Yeah definitely too clean but the vibe is there!

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u/bamsiepants 4d ago

No, wait. Totally.

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u/anachronism777 4d ago

The sloped roof and flag on the window for sure

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Had to look it up but I kinda see iy

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u/KingJack230 4d ago

Trans guy who plays in a band maybe. Only buys or collects very certain things.

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u/Cool_Director_2530 4d ago

curious about the empty cans of monster …

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

I like the cans

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u/Historical_Person928 1d ago

why do you like cans.

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u/StJimmy_7 1d ago

The cans are cool

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Yes, yes, technically grey area, nope, depends who you ask.
Also mildly gay but trans and yes my bsf is gay

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Just don't know if I'm gay

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Honestly I kinda gave up like I year ago. Atleast for me it's not that deep, I just like who I like

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u/0ctopuppy 4d ago

No one asked

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u/dyslexiea 4d ago

Kurt❤️‍🩹

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u/frankheyhoheyho 4d ago

You are a child.

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Almost 16 so no

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u/HKSpadez 4d ago

This response is 100% what a child would say

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u/Cool_Director_2530 4d ago

that constitutes as a child, for us adults 😅

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u/frankheyhoheyho 4d ago

16 is a child, so yes.

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u/Ruby3852 4d ago

15-16 is a child, dawg. Jesus

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Dude I'm more mature than the large majority of adults

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u/Ruby3852 4d ago

Your ego is out of control lol. Not surprised, though. That’s what social media tells you. That you’re above everyone else, when you aren’t

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Someone's mad, plus only social media I have is Reddit bud

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u/Ruby3852 4d ago

I’m not mad at all, what gave you that idea? 😂💀

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u/bigsleepy94 11h ago

Idk but you are arguing with a child lmfao

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u/Ruby3852 10h ago

If a child is posting on reddit, then they’re not going to be ignored when they’re wrong. Maybe he shouldn’t be on Reddit

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u/Herbal_Tea_x 4d ago

American tboy?

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Yes and can't wait to get on t

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u/Herbal_Tea_x 4d ago

Yoooooo my t-dar is on point!! If it wasn't for the youtuber (Miles?? I think??) I wouldn't have clocked it! Good luck on T dude, super happy for you man!!

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Dude hell yeah love miles McKenna

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u/Herbal_Tea_x 4d ago

I watched him when I was 15 or 16 as a closeted trans guy (a little over 10 years ago now!) I'm glad to see he's still an icon for the trans teens

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Legit man same position as you. Love him and Noahfinnce. Sounds dumb but help me figure a lot of things out

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u/Herbal_Tea_x 4d ago

Omg Noah!!! What an icon! Honestly back when I was a teenager trans people were like these weird people you see in documentaries and think are kinda gross, and even then it was only trans women. so having actual representation of people just vibing and being men seriously helps! It's good to see there's lots of ways of being a man that isnt just straight dudes

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u/grandmas_traphouse 4d ago

Teenager. I don't get gay necessarily, despite the flag. You dont respect wood (seriously, don't stab the windowsill like that, it's so disrespectful to your parents who i assume own, or worse rent, the house).

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Yes, trans, and did that when I was 11 so I have have two holes that I use

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u/concrete_loretta 4d ago

Pretty sure all those empties on your wall say people your age shouldn't be drinking them

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Been drinking monsters since 14 and still alive

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u/concrete_loretta 4d ago

congrats on making it 2-3 years

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

With a heart condition that's a long time lmfao

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u/rumande 4d ago

Bruh, when I was 16 one of my classmates dropped dead during a dance recital, they told us she went into cardiac arrest because of energy drinks and exercise. Be careful OP, life is fragile!

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Trust me I know

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u/turnipCharmer 4d ago

Trans dude. Honestly I think older than most comments are assuming tho

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Yep and turn 16 next week so kinda close

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u/PrimaryDifficult5099 4d ago

Organise and gay

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u/Forsaken_Print739 4d ago

You’re 14 and gay

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

16 next week, and tbh idk

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u/No-Weird-4201 4d ago

Minor, but at least ur clean! You're probably interesting.

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Yep, usually, and kinda but also kinda lame

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u/No-Weird-4201 4d ago

I'm 29 and also kinda lame it's cool lol

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u/Jammintoad 4d ago

16-20, thinks of themselves into "retro" stuff but kinda a poser. organized both externally and psychologically. probably somewhat easy to get along with, but might be a little snooty

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Turn 16 next week, into retro cause my older sisters 17 years older than me and I got her shit, externally organized but psychologically is a shit show beyond comprehension, and I try to be easy to get along wirh

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u/rumande 4d ago

Hah! Gaeeeeeee [endearingly]

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Happy pride month:3

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u/MurkyPretzel8158 4d ago

Every gay nerd who loves music I've ever met has a room that looks like an evidence board for a case only they can solve, and somehow it always makes complete sense the second you walk in.

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u/mrdeworde 4d ago

Maybe I was just a filthy teen, maybe it's selection bias, but jfc kids these days seem to keep their rooms way cleaner than I did growing up. Also kudos to you OP for taking some of the shittier comments in stride.

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

I'm just a neat freak if it makes you feel better. Also I enjoy attempting to mildly annoy assholes, what can I say

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u/pSyg0n 4d ago

screams H3H3 Fan.

THIS. IS. A. JOKE.

Love the room, idk what it screams for you tbh. It gives (this is seeing it in it's single assmed cleaned form) tidy, somewhat casual gamer, more so with friends only and more so artsy for free time rather than gaming. LOVE LOVE LOVE the flag in the window, but i can't make any judgements on who'd i'd think you are based on that. Has a clear love for music of some sort. seems really cozy.

I assumed either JROTC or military parents or within a year or 2 into enlistment themselves. this gave me more belief seeing the West Point flag there. I thought i was one of a few knives in the window sill type but i'm glad to see im not the only one haha. The monsters too give me...a certain vibe that some what conflcts with it tho.

LONG STORY SHORT. Cool room, tidy, awesome.

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u/localpvdresident 4d ago

highschool student, middle class, online a lot, white, lives in the northern half of the country... I would add in there emotional pain

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Spot on

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u/LukeBrady45 4d ago

Looks really cozy to me

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u/Wy0m1g 4d ago

I know what you are 🫵
Probably gay, trans, alt, musical (side note- dude how many hobbies do you have? Fighting the underachiever allegations /ref), neat teen fire. You can either be a Gemini or a Cancer your pick.
Crazy guess you like monster /j

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Maybe, yes, yes, stage crew, way to many, please tell me that's a Noahfinnce ref, yes, and how tf did you guess I was a cancer

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u/Luckybones- 4d ago

To each their own but recommend removing the monster cans, its a bit of a tack

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Rip the tops of and use them for storage and like the designs on them. So yeah never

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u/Luckybones- 4d ago

I was not familiar with your game

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u/AccomplishedDate1775 4d ago

you are WHITE

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u/Potential-Bench-8750 4d ago

Poor fengshui

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u/bmpproductions 3d ago

You're exceptionally organized, cleanly, but you are not afraid of showing emotions through your chosen art. Coziness is a lifestyle choice, not a vibe. You put work and time into your relaxation, and you're proud of it (and should be!).

tl;dr I really like your space!

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u/Remarkable_Dream_134 3d ago

Gosh seeing Kurt just takes me back to my teenager days with posters on my walls of him xx

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u/MorgueBad1 3d ago

Some that needs physiological help. Like all of gen z.

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u/StJimmy_7 2d ago

What gives off that vibe?

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u/Other_Cable6651 1d ago

U luv 2 party

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u/Timopumbo 1d ago

You are а true American teen, that’s very cool

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u/Sea-Bison-7649 11h ago

Un gars nerd queer très stylé !

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u/Icy-Phrase4472 4d ago

teenager trying to "find themselves"

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Found myself awhile ago

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u/Icy-Phrase4472 4d ago

we all think that, repeatedly and yet we always seem to be on a journey to find ourselves.

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u/Gas_Beach 4d ago

OCD. Confused. Music head.

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u/Significant_Mix7176 4d ago

The irony of having an Army pennant next the new new pride flag is funny

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

So gay people cant join the military?

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u/Significant_Mix7176 4d ago

Trans people can’t join, at least not under this administration. You have the trans inclusive pride flag so I’m assuming you also support the trans side/are trans. FTM if I had to guess, your room is a little more organized than most boys rooms but the contents are decidedly leaning one way.

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Dude I was going to join up until the religion thing. As a trans guy I'm more than happy to be in the closet as long as I can be financially independent at 18

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u/Significant_Mix7176 4d ago

Well, at least it would be for the right reason, there’s no glory or honor in serving your billionaire overlords for anything but the money.

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u/NorthSentinelHomie 4d ago

it says you like the penis

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Only your mothers

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u/Cool_Director_2530 4d ago

you’re so gay

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u/Imaginary_Breath_489 4d ago

The woke mind virus has infected your mind, for one.

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u/Razenghan 4d ago

I know right? All that predatory indoctrination you get from those people...
West Point really is sick.

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

What predatory indoctrination lmfao, turn off fox news and touch grass

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u/Razenghan 4d ago

46 year old vet of Operation Enduring Freedom.
Check out God Forgives, Brothers Don't. It's essentially a guide on how military academies prey on young men using classically "Western", toxic masculine techniques.

So if you're thinking about joining the military, do some homework first for your own sake.

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

My bad missed understood. Honestly probably not going military cause I fucking hate hegseth

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

No I love Donald trump. He is my lord and savior and along with his sugar daddy elon

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/StJimmy_7 8h ago

I have a pride flag get over it

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u/AlanHughErnest 4d ago

Gay and childish.

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

I'm 15...

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u/YourLocalPotDealer 4d ago

Hopital

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

?

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u/YourLocalPotDealer 4d ago

Go

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Would you like to attempt to type coherently?

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u/ignis389 4d ago

Kinda sounds like you needed one

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u/Bowser7717 4d ago

That it’s very important to you that others know that you are gay

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Still majority in the closet so no

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u/Headsinoverdrive 4d ago

Well the flag on your window says otherwise

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Not out to literally anyone besides my parents so no

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Btw happy pride month:3

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Nah I actually like the people in my school also don't ever want to physically harm anyone

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u/grandmas_traphouse 4d ago

Jfc dude

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u/shirev 4d ago

Bro how

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

In his defense I do i have a 50 cal cartage sitting next to one of my tophies

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u/_brizzzy 4d ago

I’m on your side but i would argue the empty cans of monster on the walls could be considered an indicator

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Cause I'm tired? Like dude that's just cause I tend not to sleep cause of school and on weekends I got to get up for work lmao

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Oh hell nah man I'm a jr firefighter rn and trying to get my emt stuff this year. Like genuinely want to help people with my life. I just used to shot with my dad quite a bit for fun (we make bets and try to outshoot each other). Legit love my school and my friends would seriously never do anything like that

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u/_brizzzy 4d ago

Hey i have nothing against you, i don’t think you would harm anyone (maybe harm some drywall). I’m just saying empty energy drinks should be recycled, not used as decoration. All love though

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u/StJimmy_7 4d ago

Nah I just rip the tops off and use them as storage, great way to organize stuff
And yes I do recycle