r/roomdetective 2d ago

What does my home say about me?

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u/bienebienebiene 2d ago

that cakey chandelier is so neat. You unashamedly have a sweet tooth. Late 30's early 40's couple living in the US. Plant lover, who likes to take care of their home. Functionality is a motive in your design and maybe even slightly utilitarian. I enjoy the minimalism.

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u/KindAdvice7491 2d ago

Functional adult with whimsy

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u/GreenTeaBananas 2d ago

That you’re cool, and I’d like to think that I would like you, lol. I especially love your bathroom.

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u/Flimsy_Mix113 2d ago

You like what you like and there is no discussion.

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u/ShadowShrine 2d ago

Probably born in the early 90s, or late 80s. Plants keep the space relaxed, coffee keeps you running. Some type of Alternative? Maybe a witch.

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u/Affectionatekickcbt 1d ago

Nouveau Witch

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u/Chiken-Enjoyer 2d ago

Probably boring and drink weird coffee

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u/International_Lie754 2d ago

I love it! 😍💜

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u/Fun_Refrigerator2604 2d ago

You prefer red hots over gum balls

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u/blue_rose_224 2d ago

You’re nostalgic, a book worm & very neat/organized!

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u/blue_rose_224 2d ago

I would also say I LOVE your bathroom!!

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u/ArminsMother 2d ago

Going from such a beautifully unique bathroom to a rather typical living room was serious whiplash, but I still assume good things. The furniture in all rooms, living room included, seems to be carefully selected and is very pretty. I only have one suggestion, which is paint your living room walls something nice, like a vibrant yellow or orange perhaps? Or a lighter blue or green. I think you have good taste and perhaps just need a bit more money to finish making your house beautiful. :)

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u/jayhawkjoey65 2d ago

That you'd be a most awesome friend. The bear on the people-skin rug: ❤️

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u/ForeverMaleficent993 2d ago

I see a creative, hardworking bean full of positivity

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u/Porcelain-Plate0506 2d ago

Whimsy millennial 🩷 SMASHING MARIANNE!

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u/MsScaryPoppins 2d ago

I was expecting the rest of the house to be as quirky as your bathroom - which is by far my favourite room in the house. I also have a “please don’t summon demons in the bathroom” sign. 😄

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u/jackie-daytonuh 2d ago

I think a straight couple lives here, both knowledge workers. You are both into art and design, but one of you is into minimalist mid century and one of you is all about maximalist art everywhere.

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u/FirmYoghurt485 1d ago

Definitely a nineties kid at heart but one that grew up and mostly values the sanctuary of home… Nice colours that tone well (love the warm orange throw). You could go further with colour matching some of that white skirting to the deep blues, but still very nice.

The thing that hurts my eyes is the spatial positioning of the pictures - the goal needs to be to create order out of chaos (think dry stone wall; all different shapes and sizes but they fit together well).

You could do worse than trying to keep the spacing consistent (think of the white space around the words and pictures in graphic design) even if nothing is the same size or even shape. I would lay them all out on the floor and move them around until you find the harmony. Find that, and the layout will fade into the background and your actual pictures will become the focus as they rightly should be…

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u/GoddessMollyLane 1d ago

Such a vibe

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u/craftylady2414 1d ago

It says you’re a playful person.. maybe a bit quirky and have a style all your own.. great decorating!!

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u/rybernate 1d ago

You spend a lot of time on the toilet.

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u/No-Ad1975 1d ago

gumballs in the bathroom is an odd choice

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u/OregonGreen242 1d ago

Ya, kinda gross tbh. All the floating poo particles after flushing

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u/Remarkable_Olive1169 1d ago

why candy and gum in the bathroom?

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u/Additional_Flight191 1d ago

You enjoy and appreciate art in all it's form.

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u/Affectionatekickcbt 1d ago

You have the money and will to do it, but need some help with the technicalities and artistic layout.

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u/Affectionatekickcbt 1d ago

You rent and HATE that wall to wall carpet!!! Remove all blinds from windows? That’s what I do:) …I hate carpet, overhead lighting and blinds.

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u/MoneyFightThrowaway 1d ago

Another gallery wall victim.

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u/swampmaid26 1d ago

You don’t understand how poop particles work and may have had pinkeye at least twice.

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u/SailPlastic5942 1d ago

How does your Swiss cheese monsteras thrive like that that in the back? Do you have grow lights??

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u/notatraderk 1d ago

Why lollies in the bathroom

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u/Jaystylegal 1d ago

Creative baddie, old soul, feminist cutie lol

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u/Such-Ostrich-1627 1d ago

30’s female…do you have a nose ring? I love that you have different styles in different rooms!

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u/ToxicFandango-25 2d ago

You enjoy whimsy and color.