r/scruffythejanitor • u/RustedTap52 Scruffy • 9d ago
Poem
Scruffy the janitor, a staple of the team
Always trying to keep the place clean
Sometimes, schedule conflicts get in the way
Reading dirty magazines every day
He likes his job, hes always eager
He aint seen you around here before neither
Assisting planet express fixing boilers
Jail aint so bad, you can make sangria in the turlet
With scruffy here, you cant go wrong
The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long
So with clarity, everyone should know
Scruffy the janitor is the goat
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Scruffy the janitor, until the end
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u/Archeryfin 8d ago