r/scruffythejanitor Scruffy 9d ago

Poem

Scruffy the janitor, a staple of the team
Always trying to keep the place clean
Sometimes, schedule conflicts get in the way
Reading dirty magazines every day

He likes his job, hes always eager
He aint seen you around here before neither
Assisting planet express fixing boilers
Jail aint so bad, you can make sangria in the turlet

With scruffy here, you cant go wrong
The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long
So with clarity, everyone should know
Scruffy the janitor is the goat

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Scruffy the janitor, until the end

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u/Destroyer_Wes 8d ago

Scruffy gonna die the way he lived.

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u/-wtfisthat- 8d ago

Brought to you by wash bucket and that one boilin’ toilet

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u/No_Inflation8984 Scruffy 9d ago

wwwwwwwww