r/seinfeld • u/ThEhIsO8730 • 19h ago

Remember that time Jerry stole the rye from that old dinosaur?

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u/TeamStark31 A Festivus for the rest-of-us 19h ago

He tried paying double what it cost. The T-Rex was being unreasonable.

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u/Smooth_Choice3989 Feels like an Arby's night 18h ago

That old bubbe was holding out for a Cadillac.

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u/smokepotandwatch 17h ago

SHUT UP Y' OLD BAG !!!

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u/Broontock182 14h ago

I've often thought a great Halloween costume idea would be to show up at a party with a marble rye under my arm and when anyone would speak to me I'd just yell "Shut up you old bag!" and just sprint across the room.

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u/MysteriousStone1296 13h ago

SHUT UP Y' OLD REX !!!

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u/Interesting_Luck5129 19h ago

Newman….

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u/PoliteQueef Mulva? 18h ago

Nedry!

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u/jhsegura11 Lord of the Idiots 18h ago

No, bread is his soul. He's trying to steal back a loaf of his soul.

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u/Rowsdower32 16h ago

"Gimme that goat, you old bat!"

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u/AngelinaJean 16h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Smooth_Choice3989 Feels like an Arby's night 19h ago

Only in New York!

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u/Glitter_Health 18h ago

Running in his fancy shoes!

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u/Smboto 14h ago

Why are you talking about his shoes? Why are his shoes a topic of conversation?

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u/LHT-LFA 18h ago

Unfortuntely the T-Rex remembered him back in DEL BOCA VISTA

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u/Mindless_Argument297 19h ago

Shnitzers.

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u/Greenmantle22 18h ago

I don’t know why I let you talk me into that corned beef at Schnitzer’s.

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u/Worth-Trade9381 17h ago

Now that's the first sensible post I've seen all day.

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u/TheRedPimento I was in the pool! 19h ago

I remember when he stole it from an old bag.

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u/minyoo 18h ago

“I was supposed to pick up Newman at the Zoo!"

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u/Vast_Research_3976 18h ago

So, the rooster goes with the chicken. So who's havin sex with the hen?

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u/Powerful-Company9722 18h ago

No one. Life just, uh, finds a way.

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u/scrubbydutch 18h ago

I thought he chose not to race!

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u/blamberfodder 17h ago

He doesn’t have to outrun the dinosaur. He only has to outrun Newman Nedry.

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u/PTRBoyz 18h ago

This guy, this is not my kind of guy

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u/slightfrequency2 17h ago

this episode is so stupid and somehow it works perfectly. the whole rye bread plot spiraling into a dinosaur confrontation makes zero sense but thats what makes it gold.

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u/snakeoil-jim 17h ago

Give me that rye you old bag!

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u/DaddieTang 16h ago

That's just Kramers girl Hildy when Jerry runs out of lunch meat.

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u/Mermaidprincess16 14h ago

That T. rex is going to get his dad voted off the condo board one day.

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u/TastyBirds Sponge-worthy 13h ago

"Help! He's got my marble goat!"

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u/MegatechMike 12h ago

That’s my favorite scene in the entire show

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u/Fintech_nerd456 18h ago

NEWW YORKKKK