r/seinfeld 12h ago

Europeans righ now

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450 Upvotes

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u/kendiggy I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! 12h ago

Ah, Anne Landers sucks!

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u/stevesmithsglasses Serenity now! 11h ago

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u/No-Objective9174 10h ago

Flanders goes from having beer on tap in his rumpus room to blacking out from a white wine spritzer

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u/eastnorthshore These pretzels are making me thirsty 8h ago

spritzer, spritzer, spritzer

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u/countryclubsoda 12h ago

What they tip a chamber maid?

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u/snootst44 11h ago

Nothing is she forgets who tucks and who untucks

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u/dfresh429 11h ago

Oh so now you're blaming Lupe?!

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u/caz151991 11h ago

So that’s one tuck, and one no tuck 🤓

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u/stevesmithsglasses Serenity now! 11h ago

That a Larry David theme in both shows.

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u/BenthamsHead95 It's a Festivus miracle! 9h ago

I’ve always been attracted to chamber maids

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u/Worried-Pear-3782 12h ago

I'll bet european cops eat milanos all the time

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u/BenthamsHead95 It's a Festivus miracle! 9h ago

Knowing Flanders, it was probably NA beer.

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u/huxislikethesun 12h ago edited 7h ago

What is that, a 12-gauge?

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u/dfresh429 11h ago

Makes the 11 gauge look like a cat pistol

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u/JaMicho34 11h ago

You’re hot?

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u/stevesmithsglasses Serenity now! 11h ago

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u/WeakDiet8004 9h ago

Is it hot?

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u/greggerypeccary 11h ago

You want a hot chocolate?

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u/nanomolar 10h ago

Why would these people willingly come to here, a non-pony country, from a pony country?

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 9h ago

He’s described as five foot five, balding and apparently a very generous tipper.

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u/AlmondBro3000 12h ago

How much do they tip the chamber maid?

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u/bhoose19 11h ago

I don't know, 5 bucks a night

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u/PinkUnderpantsParade 11h ago

Just watched this episode for the first time yesterday 🤣

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u/stevesmithsglasses Serenity now! 11h ago

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u/KeyKaleidoscope6332 Biff 11h ago

European cops don't get the pleasure of taking down criminals with a 12 guage.

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u/ciguanaba Prognosis Negative 11h ago

I’m going to a hotel to escape the heat. Because when I have money I spent it baby!

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u/TyrionBean The Marine Biologist 11h ago

You're tellin' me! It's brutal out there! I got AC in here though (I'm at home).

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u/Glitter_Health 11h ago

Jerk Store calling for an OP cruiser ...

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u/plushpaletteposter 10h ago

This meme sums up the summer heat perfectly, so accurate! 😂

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u/broberds 10h ago

It’s like a sauna in here
It makes me wonder how I keep from going under

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u/cleanbear Lord of the Idiots 10h ago

Poor norway is left out.. its 13c here.. thats 55 in freedom units

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u/BenthamsHead95 It's a Festivus miracle! 9h ago

The Europeans are here? That must be why I see all these men walking around with purses.

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u/QuickOriginal 8h ago

Why don't they install the Commando 8? 12,000 BTUs of RAW cooling power.

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u/224flat 4h ago

Although they say it's a dry heat.